Chapter 8: There's always a love triangle
Hey Guys, I'm back with a new chapter. Now this chapter is about a love triangle, you know what I mean, so if you look behind you right now :| then you look up :| you will notice that there is a cyling. Enjoy the chapter and eat peanut butter mixed with grass, its a great meal.
Mordecai and Rigby walked on the pavement, only few feets close on the Coffee Shop. "I can't believe we got our hearing back. I mean, it usually takes a day to recover from Benson's shouting." Mordecai said.
Rigby checked his ear, "Yeaqkh, anyway, let's hurry up with this changing people's personalitiies so I can be ready for the party." Rigby said.
They entered the Coffee Shop and saw Margaret and Eileen serving customers. Margaret went to the kitchen and Mordecai and Rigby sat on their favourite table. Eileen saw the two and went to them.
Eileen crashed the tray to their table, "Would you look at this, my two favourite idiots sitting together like a couple." Eileen said to them.
Rigby shot an angry face to Eileen, "Ahh, Eileen, what's up?" Rigby greeted her.
Eileen grabbed Rigby's throat, "What did I tell you about calling me Eileen? I said Miss Eileen." She let go of him.
Rigby coughed, "What is wrong with you four ey..." Rigby was pulled by Mordecai and looked at him.
Mordecai whispered, "Dude, remember, this is not our world, its parallel, everything is the opposite so act like a wimp who is a cleanfreak because that the parallel world you."
Rigby made a shoking look, "Wait, what!" Mordecai pushed Rigby to Eileen.
"So Shortbronie and Toothpick, want the usual?" They nodded as Eileen wrote it down and went to the kitchen. Mordecai searched everywhere for Margaret but that stopped when he saw her sitting in a table filled with dudes, handsome dudes.
"Oh My Gosh, Margaret can be seductive sometimes and that can drag some ues to her." Mordecai said as Rigby noticed him going away.
Mordecai stood before the handsome dudes and Margaret, "Hey Margaret, who are your friends over here?" Mordecai asked Margaret as she scooched over for Mordecai to sit.
Margaret kissed Mordecai in the chick, which made him blush, "Hey Mordecai, let me introduce you to the guys. These dudes are George, Ken and Andre, my colleagues." Margaret introduced the three to Mordecai.
Mordecai shook the hands of the three, "Okay, nice to meet you."
Ken made a suspicious look, "So Margaret, are you two soulmates or are you trying to make George jealous?" said Ken.
George took a sip on his coffee, "That relationship was a joke. I can tell you this Mordecai, Margaret is a party girl who likes to play Ben 10."George said, angering Margaret.
Mordecai shot a confused face, "Wait, what does that mean?" asked Mordecai.
Ken smirked at Mordecai, "Well your soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend had 7 boyfriends in her life and you're the 8th boyfriend." said Ken.
George again took a sip on his coffee, "They dump her once a week because she ignores them and she is seen with another dude. I'm still suprised that you couldn't dump this whore." George said while chuckling.
Mordecai smashed his fists on the table and earned some people's attention, "You're wrong. Margaret is the sweetest, awesomely cool girl I know. Someone who dumps her is the stupidest person ever. I don't care if people say bad things about her, the only thing I care is her. She's the hottest girl you could find, even my best friend Rigby over there is in love with her." said Mordecai.
"Did somebody called my name?" said Rigby in front of them.
"Anyway, my point is that she is that one of a kind girl you could kill someone to kiss her. If you don't love her, then you probably hate yourself or something." Mordecai said.
George looked at Mordecai for a split second, "Ken, Andre, let's bounce." George, Ken and Andre got out of the Coffee Shop.
Everyone returned to their... stuff. Eileen returned with Modrecai and Rigby's food and saw Mordecai, Margaret and Rigby talking.
"Hey idiots and Margaret, what are you talking about?" asked Eileen.
"Mordecai just stood up for me and that was the sweetest thing anyone could have done for me." said Margaret as she kissed Mordecai.
Rigby noticed this, "Mordecai, can I have a word with you?" asked Rigby as Mordecai nodded.
They stood away from Margaret and Eileen, "Dude, what's up with you and the 'alternative Margaret'?" asked Rigby.
Mordecai shot a confused face, "What do you mean?" asked Mordecai.
Rigby rubbed his forehead, "Dude, you know what I mean, the alternative Margaret is not real, the real one is in a university in the states. Okay, besides the alternative Margaret, what about Cj, your current girlfriend?." asked Rigby.
Mordecai sighed, "Well to tell you the truth, I only see Cj as a friend, its like I don't love her but when I kiss Margaret, its like I'm alone in a world with her. Nothing is between us and its my duty to protect both of them, by liking one of them." said Mordecai.
Rigby sighed, "Fine but first of all, haha duty. Second, let's go munch our food before I starve to death." said Rigby.
As the two finished their food, Margaret and Eileen sat with them and they had a debate about Twilight Saga and The Vampire Diaries.
"Come on, in Twilight, they don't have witches. I mean, they are cooler than monsters, robots, pixies and werewolves. Who even loves a werewolf." said Rigby.
Margaret and Eileen raised their hands, "Werewolves are fluffy and comfortable. My dad used give me some stuffed dogs dolls, since then, I loved stuffed animals." said Margaret.
Rigby smirk, "Well I hate them, my older cousins pranked me with a teddy bear on Halloween when I was a kid. I thought it followed me everywhere until I passed out but turns out, it was remotely controlled." Said Rigby.
"Hm, that's why you failed to keep the teddy bear Pops gave you on Parkerversary for a week" said Mordecai.
"At least I didn't have to wear a skirt on Park Opposite Day." said Rigby, earning a punch from Mordecai.
Margaret and Eileen giggled, "Wow, you wore a skirt, that's funny." said Eileen as she and Margaret laughed.
"Yeah, at least I'm not the one who's scared of Friday the 13th." said Mordecai and Margaret and Eileen laughed.
"I'm not scared of a single day." said Rigby.
"Remember in High School when we watched the movie, you slept with your parents for 13 days." Mordecai said.
Margaret and Eileen laughed like crazy, "You know, there is a phobia with that, its called... its called..., Eileen knows it." said Margaret.
"I think its Paraskevidekatriaphobia." said Eileen.
Mordecai thought of something, "What kind of phobia is it?" asked Mordecai.
"Oh its just a specific phobia. Fears of certain objects or creatures such as dogs, snakes or spiders. There are hundreds of these phob... phobi... sorry but I got to go to the bathroom." said Eileen.
She went to the ladies room and stayed there for about four minutes. She returned and saw her three best friends talking.
"Guys, did something happened because I don't feel normal." said Eileen in her innocent, shy, antisocial voice.
"She's back alright." said Rigby. "Your turn, Mordecai."
Margaret started to get confused, "What's going on?" she asked.
Mordecai leaned in to Margaret and kissed her. When he kissed her, he forgot about everything but that lasted until...
"Mordecai!" a familliar voice sounded and the four looked at 'her'.
"CJ!" shouted Mordecai.
"CJ!" shouted Eileen.
"CJ!" shouted Margaret.
"My coffee is cold." said Rigby.
Cliffhanger, BOOM! Looks like someone broke a chemistry. Will Cj do something horrifying to Margaret? Will Mordecai be able to figure a way to fix his mess? Will I stop laughing about Duty? Review your thoughts and ideas and tune in next time on... I forgot the name of my story.
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