Gouenji wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. Often he slept most of the way through. One day the teacher called on him to answer a question. "Who created the Universe?" He asked. when Gouenji didn't stir from his slumber Kidou who was sitting behind him took a pin and jabbed him in the rear. "God Almighty" he shouted "Well done" the teacher said as Gouenji fell back off to sleep.
A while later the teacher called upon Gouenji for another question. "Who is our lord and savior" when Gouenji didn't respond from his slumber Kidou jabbed his rear again. "Jesus Christ" He cried.
Later on the teacher asked Gouenji a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after he gave birth to their twenty-third child" Once again he didn't wake from his slumber so Kidou jabbed him again. This time he shouted "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time I'll break it in half."
The Teacher Fainted