It was a typical funky fresh day for Gouenji when Kidou knocked on his door.
"Hello my swaggie" said Gouenji.
"Hey!" said Kidou. "Lets go play soccer."
"Nah" said Gouenji, "I'm tired of doing the same old sports. I feel nothing for soccer anymore. I am not sure if I feel anything anymore, or if I ever did. I feel brimming in the dark pits of my corrupted mortal soul an ancient existential query: what am I doing here? What is my purpose? As long as I am mindlessly chained to this so-called sport, could it be my existence bears no true meaning? Has my life been a lie up to this point? What does it mean to truly 'play' with 'the ball'? In the final throes of my crisis, I would like to enlighten you with words of wisdom an ancient prophet once spoke: 'Soccer is like pasta.' Let's go for a fun run today instead"
"deep shit op" said Kidou.
The two of them made sure to roll around in Kidou's giant pile of money before they left and started to run. That was when they saw their good friend Endou approaching he smelt like grass. Endou was going for a long hike into the wilderness so Kidou and Gouenji decided to join in.
When the three of them got to the hiking trail, they were concerned to see Hakuryuu milling around on the trail. He looked like he was trying to sell something. However, his efforts would be in vain. This was because nobody liked Hakuryuu. Endou said, "We can't hike with Hakuryuu on the trail. Where did he even come from. Let's go back."
They were about to leave when suddenly, Kidou turned to Gouenji. "Hey, look over there! Isn't that Lil B!" Kidou shouted. and it was!
Lil B was stretching and inhaling lots of fresh water before he began his hike. Gouenji and friends approached the fab celebrity way too excitedly in hopes of starting a conversation. They found out that Lil B didn't only like hiking, but other solo sports, too!
"Hey," said Lil B, "Tonight I'm hosting a feels trip party at my cave. You guys are invited!"
Cool!
When they got to the party later, they saw other celebrities like Akihiro Hino. He was busy demonstrating truck driving to some guests. Hakuryuu was there, playing some music while sitting in a yoga position. Hakuryuu was also sparring with a goat in a boxing ring in Lil B's backyard. What a weird party!
Kidou, Gouenji and Endou had a good time at the party smash mouthing to smash mouth and eating lots of fresh water. Gouenji decided not to eat too much fresh water or else he wouldn't be able to go swimming in Lil B's huge pool full of fresh water. He was about to dive in and larp a certain swimming anime when he noticed that the pool was filled with Hakuryuus instead of fresh water!
Finally, the trio decided it was time to go home. Gouenji turned to Kidou and Endou and said, "I'm glad we decided to try something different today, instead of soccer."
"No kidding," said Kidou. "Surprising things can happen when you try something new!"
"Tell me about it," said Endou. "Akihiro Hino invited me to go monster truck racing tomorrow!"
And so break trio never played soccer again!