Super Mario Randomness!

Chapter 2

Pizza!

Skit 1: Modern Advertising, Part 2! (Starring Billy, Madz, Luigi, the Pi'illos, and the baby characters)

"Are we there yet?" Billy questioned from the backseat.

Luigi had a short, witty reply in the form of "Well, that's not annoying at all!"

"Hey! That was mean, Luigi!" Madz countered. "Albeit, you have asked literally 247 times, soooo... I really don't think that asking again will cause us to get there fas-"

"AHA! WE'RE HERE! It's about time!" Billy shouted, jumping out of the still-rolling vehicle. He would've hurt himself, had he not landed on Prince Dreambert, the world-renowned Pi'illo Prince.

"Oh, of course!" Bedsmith flew over to the two of them. "You won't let me NAP ON YOU, but you will let some random 15 year old do that?"

"But-" Dreambert started.

"NO BUTS. NOT UNTIL YOU LET ME NAP ON YOU!"

"He's not even asleep, Bedsmith," Luigi said, him and Madz having finally gotten there.

"OH. EM. GEE. YOU CAN TALK! IN ENGLISH! I myself speak in perfect Pi'illo and English," Bedsmith said, staring off to reminisce about something. Even though that might not make sense in the given context, he's Bedsmith, so HE DON'T PLAY BY YOUR RULES.

He snapped out of it about a minute later. "Luigi... Luigi... Luigi, are you even paying attention?"

"Dude," Billy said. "He's asleep."

"Dreambert let him nap. ON HIM!?" He pushed Luigi off. "ONLY I CAN NAP ON YOU!"

"Uhhh, guys," Madz started. "Isn't it almost time for the commercial to start?"

To be continued...

Skit 2: Pizza! (Starring Peach, Yoshi, Mario, Daisy, Luigi, and... you'll see...)

"Based on my interpretations of everybody's preference of food to utterly devour, I suggest we go to the local pizza place. All in favour?" Peach said as she stood at the head of the small table.

"HI! I'M DAISY!" Daisy yelled in response.

"...Yes, we know, dear. Sit down now, please." Luigi said.

"Ohhh, I love pizza! And pasta, and fruit- especially fruit, did I mention fruit? Fruit is amazing. Like, if fruit was a woman, I would marry her, if only so I eat her whenever I got hungry and no one was around."

"...No Yoshi, we've had fruit, and only fruit, for the past 8 meals." Mario pointed out.

"But... but... I like fruit?" Yoshi whined.

"No." Mario gave Yoshi a deadpan look before taking a sip of his water.

"I'm more popular than you guys anyway, so I choose!" Yoshi blurted out.

"No, I'm the most popular!" Luigi argued.

"Who could not love me!?" Yoshi asked loudly.

"Me." Mario and Luigi both said at the same time.

"But I'm green and adorable, so I'm the favorite."

"Dude, you just described me all the way, except you left out the sexy 'stache." Luigi snarkily replied.

"MY NAME IS DAISY!"

"...I thought it was 'Hi, I'm Daisy.'" Luigi stated.

"...Oops, HI, I'M DAISY!"

"-And in conclusion, I conclude that the local pizzeria is the best option for our meal." Peach stated.

"Were you talking the entire time?" Mario asked.

"Why, I never! How dare you all ignore me, the leader of your kingdom, the leader of this world, the leader of your very existence."

Rosalina crashed through the roof of the castle, square onto the table everyone was sitting by. "No, you imbecile. I AM THE TRUE QUEEN. FEEL MY WRATH!" She pointed her wand at Princess Peach, who quickly dove out of the way. A spark crackled from the tip, and a ray of blue shot out of it, hitting a nearby servant Toad. Because Peach dove out of the way. Duh. I already told you that.

Anyway, the Toad turned into a Ukiki, who then dove out of the window, and ran into the forest. Everybody stared at the window, then turned to Rosalina.

"Welp, that's my evil deed of the day. Ttyl, and all that youngin' speak. 'K, thanks, bye." And in a flash of blue, she was gone for good.

"...I still believe pizza is the best option in our predicament."

"FINE, IF YOU WILL SHUT THE (car horn beeps in the distance) UP." Yoshi yelled, breathing heavily.

"Thanks greatly! Much appreciated!" Peach said excitedly before walking to her car.

"HI, I'M DAISY!" Daisy yelled as she ran after Peach.

"I'm actually fine with pizza..." the Mario Bros. yelled as Yoshi grumbled in the background about how it 'better have pineapples,' or something stupid like that. Because for real, who eats pineapples on pizza? Or vegetables? PIZZA HAS MEAT ON IT, AND MAYBE MUSHROOMS, PEOPLE. Even Peach knows that, and you see how snotty she is?

"For some strange reason, I have the incredibly odd urge to remind you, my closest friends, that I am not snotty." Peach said out of the blue, as they stepped out of the car and into the restaurant. The next five minutes passed by in an awkward silence, since Peach really is kind of snobby... and snotty.

"HI, I'M DAISY." said Daisy, pointing to her stomach.

"We know, honey." Luigi and Peach both said before awkwardly glancing at one another.

Daisy started whining pathetically while pointing to her stomach. "Hi, I'm Daisy. Hi, my name's Daisy. Daisy is mah name."

Suddenly, Professor E. Gadd popped up from behind a potted plant because this author is lazy and couldn't think of a good reason for a creepy old scientist to be at a pizzeria all by himself. "This is a rare species of creature! You've found it! I've been looking for 367 years to no avail, but you've found it! HALLELUJAH!"

Everybody awkwardly stared at him for a few seconds before he clarified.

"It's the rare species of Daisy, a species originally from the world of Pokemon!" E. Gadd guffawed. "Look at how exotic it is, how it's native tongue-"

"HI, I'M DAISY!"

"OH MY GOD, SHUT UP ALREADY, DAISY! WE ALL KNOW!" Luigi exploded, before sheepishly sliding back into his chair, embarrassed at the outburst.

"...Hi, I'm Daisy?" Daisy cautiously responded a few seconds later, looking at Luigi with big, round, sad eyes.

"YOU SCARED IT, YOU FREAKING IDJIT! I used to like you Luigi, but you scared the poor, innocent Daisy!"

"But... She's my girlfriend?"

"Ewwww, that's it! Go away Luigi, just... Go." Gadd stated.

"But..."

"GO." Luigi left quickly, and Elvin followed a few minutes later, carrying a struggling Daisy to his van.

"At last, we finally get the pizza that you couldn't resist, Peach." Mario and Yoshi sarcastically said, grabbing a fork, knife, and napkin. But alas, they could not eat, as Peach had already eaten the two large meat-lover's pizzas.

Skit 2.98: Modern Warfare (Starring Peach and co.)

A Toad rushes into the room, yelling something incoherent.

"Lyke, slow doen, yu r tlkng 2 qick fr me." Princess Peach elegantly responded.

"GRASSLAND HAS BEEN INVADED! YOU HAVE TO STOP THE CONFLICT BEFORE IT SPIRALS OUT OF CONTROL."

"Dude, lyk, totes nobdy curs. Get a lyf, ya n00b."

Author's Notes! :D

I personally think this chapter is an improvement over the last, but tell me if you think otherwise! What could I do better, and what do you never want to see again? Make sure you leave your reviews or otherwise, but really, reviews are appreciated, so I can improve and such... Ummm... I said my favorite was going to be the second one, but I think I lied... Since I might like the third just as much... But, oh well, the third isn't strong enough to carry a story by itself, so, I still might prefer the second.

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