SuperSailorCharon: My sister helped me come up with this idea last night and I thought it was hilarious! Supposedly there are different stories behind the Manneken Pis, but what if only Belgium knew the REAL story? Anywho, read and review! That's all I have to say.
"Come on Bel! Why can't you give me the statue? I think it's hilarious!" America begged.
"It's very special to me!" Belgium insisted. "I'm not giving it away to just anyone!"
The statue America was referring to was Manneken Pis, a famous statue at Belgium's house depicting a naked little boy peeing into a fountain. America had been after that statue for a while, but for Belgium, it had a special sentimental value.
It all started when Belgium went to pay a visit to Spain one day.
"Spain? Are you home?" Belgium called out. She flitted through the courtyard, wondering where the green-eyed nation was. So far he was nowhere to be seen, but it was such a beautiful day and he had such a beautiful yard.
"I wonder what Spain's secret is for keeping his garden so beautiful," Belgium thought out loud. She gasped at what she saw next.
"That'll teach that bastard Spain to leave me here by myself!" Swore Chibi Romano. He was butt-naked and taking a leak in Spain's flower bed. Belgium couldn't help but giggle. Chibi Romano heard her and turned around, looking very red in the face.
"Romano, where is Spain?" Belgium asked. "I came to see him. He had been saying he wanted some waffles for a while!"
"That jerk left me here to go visit France!" Chibi Romano pouted, still burning bright red.
"I'll tell you what," Belgium said with a smile, "go put some clothes on and water the flowers properly. Then I'll make you some waffles."
"You won't tell Spain what happened?" Chibi Romano asked with embarrassment in his eyes.
"Nope!" Belgium promised. "It'll be our little secret."
Chibi Romano obeyed and went back into the house to put on some clothes. The moment he was out of sight, Belgium burst out laughing.
"And that is why I can't give you my statue," Belgium said to America frankly.
"Babe, that was TMI," America said in disgust. He left her house and never bothered her for the statue again.