Today is the fateful day that Twilight reveals Tails' secret to the world…what will it be? Who knows? You will in a few minutes!

I made some changes too: The story is now Rated T, and has the Humor field set into it.

The Babylon Rogues were, at last, finding their way through the maze that was…a field.

"This is pathetic! We've spent an hour, lost in a 200-metre long FIELD WITH NOTHING IN IT!" Wave shouted. "How are we going to get ANYWHERE in this world.

"Well, uh…" Storm said. "There's a village…like, 2 metres to your right.

"Wave turned to her right and saw what she had not seen before: Ponyville. She cursed the portal for giving her bad eyesight.

Meanwhile, Twilight was over at Sugarcube Corner with Pinkie. She was whispering something to Pinkie, so quietly not even I could hear. I caught some of it though…"chocolate…plan…Sonic…crazy?...". Pinkie Pie then nodded and ordered a small pouch of chocolate powder. Twilight took this small bag. She put the chocolate powder into a cup of tea, knowing from the morning before that this was the drink he preferred.

Then carefully, grinning evilly and carrying the mug with her magic, she made her way back to the library…

Meanwhile, Jet was confused at the fact that there were ponies around. He was even more confused when he found out that some of them could fly.

"Am I dreaming? Did I really just…" Jet said as a Pegasus flew by.

"No, Jet. You really did sing in front of the entire country back home."

"THAT WAS AN ADVERTISEMENT, THERE WERE STUPIDER ONES THEN THAT!"

"Name one, boss." Storm smirked.

"Er…the one…y'know? That one, yeah sort of like a…Ok FINE It was a pretty stupid thing…to do…" Jet sighed.

"See, I win the bet…"

"Screw you Storm…" Wave said

Twilight had arrived back to her house. She had told Tails to check out the main area of her library in her library, so she teleported into the kitchen and called for him. He walked into the kitchen.

"Hi Twilight!" Tails said. "What were you doing?"

"Oh, I thought I'd just make a cup of tea for you and Sonic…" Twilight said, pointing her hoof over to the blue hedgehog resting back in a chair, sipping a perfectly normal cup of tea. He smiled at Twilight.

"Thanks Twilight. That's very nice of you!" Tails said, picking up his cup and went over to the table.

"Now, I have to attend to some work so, if you'll excuse me…" Tails nodded, and Twilight hurried out the door.

Everything had been set…A completely oblivious Sonic, an even more oblivious Tails, a spiked cup of tea and a conveniently placed video camera in place.

The world was about to know of Tails and his chocolate spree.

-WE INTERRUPT THIS EXTREMEMLY IMPORTANT PLOT POINT FOR A USELESS AND BORING AD-

Twilight groaned and face-hooved.

Sorry Twilight but I have to pay the bills somehow :(

"I'll pay them, just get that AD OUT OF THE STORY so I can watch my adorable Tailsy do…whatever he does on chocolate!"

Uh…ok! :D

-BACK TO THE STORY, IN TWILIGHT'S KITCHEN-

Tails and Sonic were just relaxing in Twilight's kitchen, chatting moderately. They made idle chat for a while. Until Tails lifted that fateful mug to his lips and took one sip of the hot liquid.

He froze to his chair, his fur straight up. Sonic screamed and jumped up, knowing that only one thing could happen when Tails acted like this.

"SONIC! DO YOU KNOW HOW INCREDIBLY HORNY I AM RIGHT NOW!"

"OH CELESTIA HELP ME!"

"TOASTER! THAT HOW HORNY I AM! TOASTERRR!" With this, Tails grabbed the toaster he had made no more then 15 minutes ago and started whacking it against Sonics arm.

"OH MY GOD, THE OVEN! WE HAVE TO GET KNUCKLES OUT OF THERE!" He ran over to the oven and, when seeing nothing inside, decided to fit himself, in, closing the door behind him.

"Twilight, I swear I will murder you when I…" Sonic suddenly realised that the door was still there and ran over to it. "DAMNIT IT'S LOCKED! TWILIIIIII-"

He was interrupted by an abrupt oven door to the head. He stumbled, dazed, into his chair and held his head. Tails walked over to the kitchen sink, and opened the fridge next to it. He opened up the very same bottle of maple syrup he had used that morning-and plunged the contents of it into the sink.

He then sat in the syrup, covered himself in flour he had found in the cupboard, and placed a rubber duckie on his head.

"I'M A FREAKING PANCAKE SONIC. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO YELLOW HOW MUCH AM I A PANCAKE!?" Tails screamed.

"Uh…16?"

"CORRECT!" Tails laughed, and sunk his head into the syrup.

Twilight sat in her library, watching the events on camera, and wondering how many views this could rack up on PonyTube. She noticed that Tails said he was 'horny'…this could prove useful later, she tho-

"Aaron…" she said, glowing white, a hint of flame flickering off of her mane.

Meep. ._."

A few hours later, Tails woke up. He was groaning…his head hurt and he felt sick. He was wondering why he felt so…sluggish, until he realised he was sitting in maple syrup.

"Chocolate…" was all he had to say.

"Correct, Tails." Said the now-hyperventilating-and curled-up-into-a-corner Sonic.

Man was that chapter crazy. It's a little shorter then usual: I'm writing this in short time so I hope you don't mind. It also proves that when Tails eats chocolate, he…

Becomes insane, and…

Becomes a horny little bastard.