SuperSailorCharon: Wow! Thanks soooo much to Milk of Awesomeness, Brazilian Empire, Deligate Flower, and Ed32698 for favoriting One-Shotalia! Sorry for disappearing for a few days, but you know how school and stuff goes! I went to see some ice castles on Wednesday, too, so I ended up being gone. They weren't all that exciting. Anywho, I do not own Hetalia.

"Hey guys! Glad you could make it!" Denmark greeted as he stood at the entrance to BonBon-Land. The other four Nordic countries looked very uncertain about what sort of crazy place Denmark had invited them to for the weekend.

"This is in an…interesting place, Denmark," Iceland murmured quietly. "But why is there a statue of a farting dog at the front entrance?"

"Isn't that hilarious?" Denmark laughed. "Come on, wait till you see the rest of the park!"

The gang spent the day at the amusement park where the mascots were farting dogs, puking rats, headless chickens, and this weird human-hybrid cow thingy with woman's breasts. They went on a water ride where a voiceover kept telling everyone to look out for "wet beaver".

"I don't see any wet beavers here, do you, Mr. Sweden?" Finland asked.

"I don't know if they mean that kind of beaver," Norway said awkwardly.

Denmark found the whole thing absolutely hilarious, but the other Nordic countries were wondering if Denmark had lost his mind.

But of course the park's main attraction was something called the Hundepruten, otherwise known as the farting dog rollercoaster. Denmark laughed and hooted as the rollercoaster sped around in a giant dog kennel with the soundtrack of farts in the background. In the middle was a statue of a dog taking a dump.

"That was awesome!" Denmark laughed as the five Nordics exited the ride. Finland, Sweden, Norway, and Iceland all looked annoyed and slightly disgusted. "Who's up for coffee and cake?"

"No th'nk you," Sweden said slowly with obvious disgust on his face.

"How can you still have an appetite in a place like this?" Norway wondered.

"Hey! Coffee and cake is an important time of day at my place!" Denmark reminded him. He hurried ahead to a cake and coffee stand.

It was then that the other four Nordics decided never to let Denmark pick where they would all meet up.

SuperSailorCharon: I apologize if it seems like I took the low-road to comedy with this one-shot, but apparently such a place in Denmark exists.