Shinobu paced the aisles of a small grocery store, looking for ingredients for tonight's dinner. He already had five heads of cabbage, rice, and miso broth in his cart. "What else would Miyagi like?"

He walked down another set of aisles and was at the front of the store. There was a small table set up with many boxes with images of pies on it. Next to them was a sign that said fifty percent off.

Shinobu examined them all to see what flavored there were. There was lemon, cherry, cream, strawberry, and chocolate. He scowled to find no cabbage pies.

"Perhaps there are too much cabbage in our diets," he thought, glancing at his cart.

He looked back over and grabbed a box of chocolate pie. He paid for the food and walked to Miyagi's apartment.

"Ah, welcome back, Shinobu-chin," Miyagi greeted from the living room.

"Hey," he responded. Miyagi put down the book he was reading and walked up to the teen. He noticed the grocery bag in hand and felt his stomach turn a bit.

"Oh, what cabbage delight are we having tonight?" he mentally sighed.

Shinobu set the bag on the table and took out the contents. Miyagi grabbed his wrist when he saw the box of pie. "Please tell me there's no cabbage in that," he said.

Silver eyes glared at the old man. "Is there a problem with that?" he growled.

Miyagi released his wrist. "Who do you know that puts cabbage in pie? That's like putting lettuce in ice cream," he said.

"I wonder what that would taste like," Shinobu mumbled.

"Shinobu-chin, for sanity's sake, please don't."

Shinobu began packing the fridge with the cabbage heads while Miyagi examined the pie box. "Hmm, chocolate. Thank god there's no cabbage," he said. His eyes carefully read each and every ingredient to find no weird vegetables.

He opened the box quietly. The pie was covered in chocolate cream with dabs of whip cream around the crust. It looked very delicious.

It also looked very messy.

Shinobu returned to the table to grab the miso broth. Miyagi grabbed his shoulder and turned him towards him. With his right hand, he turned his chin upward and leaned down.

"Miyagi."

Miyagi smirked as he slapped the teen playfully across the face with a handful of chocolate. Shinobu felt his now creamy face.

"What the hell?!"

"I'm sorry, but I couldn't pass up an opportunity like th-ah."

Shinobu slapped the teacher with the chocolate he got off his face. "You're an ass!" he yelled.

"I am not. That was funny."

"Shut up, old man. I'm putting cabbage in the pie!"

"Don't you dare, Shinobu-chin!"

Author's Note

That's it for the story~! It was fun, even if it was short...XD I hope you enjoyed it!

Until next time, sayonara~!