SuperSailorCharon: This title is a play on the porno "Two Girls, One Cup". I don't own that porno, and I'm very glad! I don't own Hetalia either. Enjoy! And please review! It'll motivate me to continue these one-shots.
"Well, your new pole is installed! Hope you have fun with it!" America said after he finished installing a brand new stripper pole in the living room of Prussia's house.
"Thanks for putting it in!" Prussia said thankfully, eyeing his new purchase eagerly.
"No problem, dude! Pole dancing is an awesome way to lose weight at my house, so I hope you see results soon! Well, see ya later!" America called as he walked out the front door.
Of course, little did America know that Prussia didn't buy the stripper pole as a weight-loss aid. Prussia had wanted to learn pole dancing for a while now. He slid around the pole and danced provocatively. Having so much fun, he decided to call Spain and France and show off his brand new stripper pole.
Spain and France arrived quickly at Prussia's house to admire the new fixture in the living room.
"Pretty awesome, isn't it guys?" Prussia boasted.
"It's très magnifique!" France gushed.
"Si, muy bien!" Spain agreed.
"Pretty soon I'll be ze most awesome pole dancer in Europe!" Prussia boasted.
"Ohonhonhonhon! Everyone knows zhat title belongs to ze world-renowned France!" France bragged.
"Let me show you my awesome moves!" Prussia volunteered before France interrupted him.
"I bet zhey are not more awesome than mine! Let me show you," France insisted before Spain cut him off.
"I wanna try pole dancing, amigos!" Spain said eagerly, approaching the pole before France blocked him.
"Back off, Spain! I will be the next one to try out ze pole!" France said impatiently, pushing him out of the way. Spain tried to push back and the two countries began shoving each other to get to the stripper pole first.
"Guys! It's my house and it's my pole!" Prussia shouted over the arguing countries. He was getting very annoyed with his friends and regretted inviting them over. That is, until he got an idea.
"I have an awesome idea!" Prussia cried over the noise. "I think I know how we can all use ze stripper pole at once!"
Germany stopped by some time later to invite Prussia out for a beer.
"Bruder? Are you home?" Germany asked. He knocked, but there was no answer. "Gilbert?"
Germany could hear music coming from inside Prussia's house, so of course his ne'er-do-well brother had to be home. He invited himself inside and his jaw hit the floor when he stepped into the living room.
"Vhat the hell?! Vas is das?!" Germany gasped in shock.
Prussia, France, and Spain were all on the stripper pole spinning around and around simultaneously to the beat of German techno music.
Germany wasn't sure which was more shocking: his brother's new hobby or the fact that all three guys could fit on the stripper pole at once.