A/N: Spidey reminded me that my description on the girls' hotel room wasn't very accurate. Here is hopefully the last time I explain the room.It's on the 4th floor and the windows face the road. The room is divided into five parts; three sections with a bed each, a bathroom and a main room connecting it all. In each bedroom, there is a TV, desk, chair, and lamp. The main also has a kitchen in itBlame Spidey! Not me! and is everything is set up like a living room. Yeah, I know, sweet suite. Again I say that I'm aware that hotel rooms aren't designed like that but this is a Fanfic. I also realized that I do own TornTwistedHeart! YAY ME! Also don't try what you see throughout this episodeat home kids the people performing the stunts are trained professionals and have years (about more then thousand years) experience that keeps them safe. (That sounded like it was from Mythbusters (Which I don't own) Also on gate night be good and don't egg or tee pee houses, it's just a pain and does nothing but get you into trouble.

Disclaimer: Wizard-Theif, plot, TornTwistedHeart, mine, nothing else is.


Chapter 4

Eventually, Mossnose let the other two girls out of their rooms and all the girls were sitting in the main room and Wizard-Theif finally realized that her real clothes were underneath her jammies. Spidey was flipping through the channels on the TV, Mossnose was a cat playing with a ball of string and Wizard-Theif was looking at some stuff on Youtube. When Spidey finally found a show she was willing to watch (Fullmetal Alchemist) and Wizard-Theif was watching an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh season 0, a loud roaring was heard.

"What was that!?" Spidey asked as she went over to the window and looked out, as the girls' room was facing the road, Spidey at least knew that it was from a car… but which car. She looked around and then down, and what she saw caused her to scream. Wizard-Theif was out of her chair in a second with her daggers in hand as she ran over to the window, "Wizzie, stay!" Spidey said as she threw a paralyzing sutra at Wizard-Theif as she ran. Wizard-Theif fell onto the floor, face first and was muttering curses at Spidey who was running to the door.

"Mossnose, a little help here?" Wizard-Theif asked, her voice slightly muffled.

Mossnose nodded, transformed to a human and removed the sutra.

"Thanks, now what caused Spidey to run off like that?" Wizard-Theif asked as she and Mossnose walked over to the window to look out.

They both saw Spidey run out of the hotel's front doors and started hugging the poor guy who was driving a motorcycle, who still had his helmet on.

"I pity the poor sucker that Spidey is squeezing to death." Wizard-Theif said.

"Doesn't Malik have a motorcycle like that?" Mossnose asked.

"I think so… but I don't think it's him. I don't think Spidey even knows who Malik is." Wizard-Theif answered as she noticed that there was a second person on the bike who hadn't removed their helmet yet either, Wizard-Theif closed her eyes, crossed her fingers and started chanting in a hoarse whisper, "Please don't let it be him, please oh, please, don't let it be him."

Spidey and the two from the motorcycle entered the hotel and Mossnose tugged on Wizard-Theif's sleeve.

"Come on! If Spidey sees us at the window, she won't be very happy." She said.

Wizard-Theif ceased chanting, jumped into her chair, and started playing with her laptop. Mossnose ran to her room, grabbed a book, came back, sat down in a chair and started reading it. They were just getting into character when Spidey entered the room the two people.

"There is something unnaturally quiet about this room, why do you two look so innocent?" Spidey asked.

One of the people was a guy who was tanned with shoulder-length blond hair, and purple eyes. He was wearing blue jeans with a white tank sort of top, with a few gold bands around his neck and pointy golden earrings. The other was still wearing their helmet and Wizard-Theif held her breath while staring at her laptop, still mentally chanting, "Please not him, I'm begging, please not him!" The one with the helmet still on was wearing black everything, even black socks! Mossnose looked up from her book and noticed the visitors.

"Hey, Spidey, who are our guests?" she asked.

The person still wearing their helmet removed it and Wizard-Theif looked up and breathed a sigh of relief. The person was a girl whose name was Akeldama Libitina. She had shoulder-length black hair and brown eyes.

"What's up, TornTwistedHeart?" Wizard-Theif asked looking at her clothing, "You going emo or Goth?"

"No, I'm just being me." TornTwistedHeart replied.

"Sweet."

"Well as Wizzie pointed out that is TornTwistedHeart" Spidey said pointing to TornTwistedHeart, "This is Mossnose" pointed to Mossnose, "That is Wizzie" pointed to Wizard-Theif.

"My name is Wizard-Theif!"

"We all know who we are but who is he?" Mossnose said pointing to the only boy present.

"My name is Malik Ishtar." The boy, Malik said.

"Yami or hikaru?" Wizard-Theif asked.

"Wizard-Theif!" Mossnose said, whacking her on the head.

"Stop it!" Wizard-Theif said.

"Sorry about her, she is a little…" Spidey said, trying to find a nice way to describe Wizard-Theif.

"It's okay; I'm amazed that you know about that." Malik said, looking at Wizard-Theif.

"I sort of have to in my line of work, so yami or hikaru?" Wizard said.

"Hikaru."

"From Egypt, a tomb guardian of the nameless pharaoh's tomb, and used to hold onto the Millennium Rod?"

"How did you know that?!"

Wizard-Theif just started laughing, "A little birdie told me." She said with an added mental note of, "TV being that little bird."

"Ok…?" Malik said and turning to Mossnose and Spidey he asked, "Is she always like this?"

"You have no idea." The two answered.

"So what have you been up to?" TornTwistedHeart asked Wizard-Theif.

"Nothing much, just got my costume, kicked some costumes possessing things butts, got possessed, just about opened a gateway to Hell but someone stopped me, and now I have no power." She answered.

"…Interesting"

"So where are you staying?"

"The same floor, last door on the right."

"Sweet… So… how is the Pharaoh?"

"He's dead."

"Duh, he is like what? 5000 years old?"

"He is?"

"So when is the wedding?"

"Never." TornTwistedHeart was starting to get mad.

Wizard-Theif put on a face of mock surprise, "Oh, tomorrow, really? Poor Spidey she wanted to help plan it out."

"What part of never don't you get?"

"The never part!" Wizard-Theif replied happily.

Before Wizard-Theif crossed the line (aka made TornTwistedHeart too mad), Spidey asked what everyone was doing for dinner. TornTwistedHeart replied that she was meeting someone at the hotel's restaurant. Spidey and Malik were also dinning at the hotel, Mossnose was going out somewhere else and Wizard-Theif said she wasn't hungry so she would hang in the room. Things didn't work out as planned; Spidey dragged Wizard-Theif to the hotel's restaurant and for the next 30 minutes Wizard-Theif had to tolerate Spidey and Malik making goo-goo eyes… Well… if you didn't know Spidey you wouldn't know that she was because she was still wearing her mask.

"I'm going back to the room." Wizard-Theif said when she couldn't stand it anymore.

"Ok." Spidey said not taking her eyes off Malik.

"It was nice meeting you." Malik said also not removing his eyes from Spidey.

As Wizard-Theif walked into the lobby she was trying to call Mossnose on her cell. All three girls had bought cells before the trip if case one of them got lost or something. Unfortunately because she was trying to remember Mossnose's number she wasn't looking where she was going and she ended up crashing into a boy. She got up, brushed herself off and was about to tell the boy off when she noticed who it was.

"I'm sorry; I wasn't looking where I was going are you alright?" The boy said it was the same boy from the airport once again looking like Ryou Bakura minus the ring.

"Fine-I'm fine, I gotta go." Wizard-Theif said as she ran for the stairs.

"That was odd." The boy thought as he walked up to the front desk.

Once on the stairs she thought, "What the heck is he doing here?! I thought he was in Britain! …Well… that would explain why he was at the airport…But why is he here?!" She had to stop on the third floor to catch her breath, "Calm down… plus side, Ryou has no idea who I am… and because he doesn't have the ring Bakura isn't here." She walked up the rest of the stairs and walked into the girls' hotel room. Once there she grabbed her laptop and started looking at stories on Fanfiction, that kept her busy for a whole minute then she remembered that she was trying to call Mossnose when she crashed into the boy.

She picked up her cell phone once again and dialled Mossnose's number.


"It's really good to see you again." Mossnose was saying to her friend as they ate.

"It's been fun." He replied.

Cue the goo-goo eyes and the sappy romantic music and then…

Mossnose's cell phone rang playing the at the horse races theme.

"Hang on." She said to her friend and she picked up, "Hello?"

"What's up, Mossnose?" Wizard-Theif asked over the phone.

"What are you doing? We are supposed to use these phones for emergencies only!"

"This is an emergency! I'm bored and Spidey is making goo-goo eyes with Marik and you probably were making goo-goo eyes with Kaiba-boy!"

"No I wasn't." Mossnose said in a whisper.

"So what are you doing right now?"

"Talking to you."

"What were you doing before that?"

"I am eating dinner with an old friend."

"An old boyfriend?"

"No!" She said to Wizard-Theif and then to her 'friend' she said, "Excuse me will you?"

"Sure." He replied as Mossnose got up and walked to the washrooms

"An old boyfriend named Seto Kaiba." Wizard-Theif continued.

"I'm not with Seto Kaiba. I'm meeting someone else." Mossnose replied.

"W'ever, you still are out on a date though."

"Grrrr…"

"I was right! You are a dog!"

"Hiss!"

"You're a dog not a snake... and you can't be a cat because I doubt that the guy you are dating would date a cat as he is a dog... in more ways then oneand you two are on a date as I speak!"

"Grrrrrrrr!"

"See! I have more proof! You are really a dog demon!"

"GRRRRRR!"

"PUPPY!"

"I'll bite you!"

"You are just saying that because your boyfriend is there and you two were about to make-out when I called."

Mossnose started blushing, unknown to Wizard-Theif, Mossnose was going to kiss whoever she was having dinner with when she called so she yelled, "STOP IT! No I wasn't!"

"Are you and he sharing spaghetti?"

Once again Wizard-Theif had guessed correctly but Mossnose thought she could read minds, "NO!"

"Are you sure, because I'm almost positive that you were and were sharing!"

"SHUT UP!"

"I'm not… Damn… I wish we were on MSN or something other then talking… OH!" Wizard-Theif then hanged up and as Mossnose was walking back to her 'date' she got a text message from Wizard-Theif.

WT- You love him! And are sharing spaghetti as I text this to you.

Mossnose then texted back "SHUT UP!" and then realized the stupidity of the move.

WT- I'm not talking now am I?

Mossnose- Stop it!! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!

WT- (Looks behind self) I don't see you...So you don't deny that everything I have saidso far is true...Everythingis true... you and your date were about to make-out when I called, and eating you were spaghetti and you are a dog and Kabia is your date and you are about to get on my case for spelling his name wrong.

Mossnose- I already said that I wasn't dating Seto Kaiba!!

WT- Oh… yeah… But the rest was all true!

Mossnose- I deny everything!

WT- But you didn't deny it till I told you and therefore it is all true!!! And I bet that your date told you to say that because... He hates me. That's why. Plus, he doesn't want us to know that you two are dating, so this has all been an elaborate scheme, therefore, everything is true!

Mossnose- ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

WT- If Spidey was here she would be saying, Arg! I'm a pirate! And I would say… I'm a vamp-pirate! And that was your boyfriend talking wasn't it? Hi Kaiba-boy!!! You're going to die soon! And if Spidey was here she be all, and Marik says HI! And I'd be all, die!

Mossnose- I don't even know this Seto Kaiba of which you speak.

WT- You don't even your own boyfriend's name?

Mossnose- He

Mossnose- Is

Mossnose- Not

Mossnose- My

Mossnose- BoyFriend!

WT- You spelt boyfriend wrong and you know Kaiba-boy because your brother knows that you and Kaiba-boy are dating.

Mossnose- No, he saw us whenI accidentallyran into him once and managed to come up with that result.

WT- So you admit that Kaiba-boy was in our hometown.

Mossnose- QUIT MESSING WITH MY MIND!!!!!! I'm messed up enough already!!

WT- That's because you ARE dating Kaiba-boy! Typing of which, he must be getting lonely.

Mossnose- I have to go.

WT- Back to Kaiba-boy!

Mossnose- UGH!

With those… closing letters Mossnose hung up, turned off her cell and returned to her date, who she said was not Seto Kaiba.

Again, cue stupid eyes and even stupider music.


Wizard-Theif was now once again bored as Mossnose had turned off her cell about a minute ago.

"What to do now?" Wizard-Theif thought as her eyes wandered eventually falling on her laptop once more, "Well… I got nothing better to do as I don't remember Spidey's number and I can't call Mossnose to ask as she turned off her cell… AH! I'M DYING OF BOREDOM! " Just then the phone rang; Wizard-Theif looked over at the caller-ID and saw that it was Spidey.

"Hello?" Wizard-Theif asked.

"Can you open the door?" Spidey asked.

Wizard-Theif hung up, walked to the door opened it and said, "You forget your key?"

"I can't find it." Spidey said as she and Malik walked in.

"Well… if you need me, I'll be in my room." Wizard-Theif said as she grabbed her laptop and walked to her room.

"Ok, Malik and I are going to rent a movie and watch in my room."

"Good for you, just stay away from me if you two are planning on something romantic."

"Ok." Spidey replied as she and Malik walked into her bedroom, a stack of DVD's in Malik's arms.

Wizard-Theif closed her door to her room and then realized that she had nothing to do. "Where is some chaos? I could use a little excitement; things in Tokyo are just too… dull… if you don't count the costumes possessing people… and me almost opening a gateway to Hell… AH! I am so bored!" Wizard-Theif thought as she went to Youtube to look for something amusing. 2 minutes passed and everything was silent, until…

Spidey screamed, "MALIK! I TOLD YOU NO HORROR MOVIES!!"

"Don't worry, I'm here, I'll protect you." Malik replied.

"No! Change it!"

"Are you sure?"

"… … … Yes, I'm sure! Now change it!"

5 minutes later laugher was heard from Spidey's room.


"SHUT UP!" Wizard-Theif yelled as she returned to Fanfiction, she had grown bored with Youtube.

It was about 7:00 pm, when Spidey and Malik were about ¼ (30 minutes) into their first movie, they realized that they were missing snacks, they went to the kitchen to get a snack. Spidey went to get to get a plate for some nachos and instead found a live spider about the size of a pop bottle cap. She screamed and ran behind Malik. When she stopped screaming she heard quiet laugher coming from Wizard-Theif's room. Malik had removed the spider and started make the nachos while Spidey went over to Wizard-Theif's room and knocked (loudly).

"WIZARD-THEIF, OPEN THIS DOOR!" Spidey yelled.

A thud was heard as it seemed that Wizard-Theif was hanging from the ceiling that was not above her bed and Spidey had thrown off her concentration casing her to fall.

"Ow." Wizard-Theif said as she stood up.

"OPEN THIS DOOR!" Spidey said once again.

"Malik, your girlfriend is annoying."

"She is? I hadn't noticed." Was Malik's answer.

"Meh."

Then another knock was heard this time on the main door.

"Wizard-Theif get the door." Spidey said.

"Only if you don't put a sutra on me."

"Ok."

Wizard-Theif came out of her room, walked to the main room's door, looked out the peek hole, locked the door, and then she returned to her room and locked that door. Spidey looked at Malik who shrugged and went to look out the peek hole, once he had looked he moved so that Spidey could look. Another knock was heard and Spidey looked out the peek hole, the person at the door was a male with a coat, gloves and a hat on so Spidey had no idea who is was or why Wizard-Theif didn't at least talk to the person. She saw no danger in letting the person who was knocking in so she did. The person didn't come into room but asked if a 'Masika Kanika' was staying in this room. Spidey said that no one named 'Masika Kanika' was staying in this room; the person apologized for disturbing her and left.

"What was all that about?" Malik asked.

"No idea, but I'm going to find out." Spidey replied.


Wizard-Theif was once again hanging from the ceiling, this time hanging over her bed. "What was he doing here?" Wizard-Theif thought, a frown on her face, "I thought I took care of him…5000 years ago… Stupid spirit…he must behind the costumes… Should I tell...?" Wizard-Theif thought looking to her phone. "No!" She thought shaking her head, "I'm just overreacting… He can't find me as no one here knows my real name… unless…" Wizard-Theif found herself looking at the phone once more. She flipped to the ground, "Just to warn…" she was reaching for the phone but something brought her to her senses, "There is no point. I would only get Ryou as he doesn't have the Ring anymore and he doesn't know me… I'll just have to lay low for awhile… I doubt that that will work…What can I do?" Wizard-Theif jumped to the ceiling above her bed once more to think. Her thoughts were disturbed by Spidey knocking once more and her saying, "Wizard-Theif, what gives? Why didn't you open the door?"

Wizard-Theif fell to the bed and answered, "He was just bad news waiting to happen."

"He was just looking for a person named Masika Kanika."

"YOU OPENED THE DOOR!" Wizard-Theif asked her eyes widen in terror and anger but only for a second before her features closed again and became just sad.

Spidey was so shocked by Wizard-Theif's yell that she took a step back from the closed door, "Yes… Why?"

Wizard-Theif just looked at her phone once more but instead went a got a pen and paper, "It's nothing, go finish your movie."

Spidey looked at Malik who shrugged and looked just as lost as Spidey felt. The main door opened and Mossnose rushed in, not noticing the gloomy mood of the room as she ran to her room to get a jacket.

"Where are you going in such a hurry?" Spidey asked looking away from Wizard-Theif's door, which had opened a bit and Wizard-Theif sat up a camera so that she could see what was happening and be able to work on her letter.

"My date is taking me to a movie." Mossnose answered then she noticed that Spidey was in front of Wizard-Theif's door.

"Kaiba-Boy is taking you to a movie?" Wizard-Theif shouted through the door.

"I'm not dating Seto Kaiba!"

"LIES! ALL LIES! Why do you call Kaiba-boy by his full name?" Wizard-Theif yelled dramatically and Spidey sighed in relief, if Wizard-Theif still had time to tease, she was just fine.

"Well… I'll be back by… Midnight. If I'm going to be late I'll call. Bye." Mossnose yelled as she ran out of the door.

Wizard-Theif got up, removed her camera, closed the door, relocked it and walked over to the window. She saw Mossnose run to a limousine and drive off; she allowed herself a small smile of victory, "I knew that she was dating Kaiba-boy!" Wizard-Theif thought as she returned to her desk to finish her letter. She still wasn't finished by the time Spidey and Malik were half way done their 2 hour long movie.

"I forgot how hard it was to write Ancient Egyptian." Wizard-Theif thought as she tried to write, "Maybe I should have just used a pencil." When she finished it she could read it and was positive that no one else could, she just hoped that he still remember the codes from the old days and more important that she remember them correctly.

Once she had finished she had a dilemma, how was she to get this letter to him? Once again, she flipped herself upside down from the ceiling to think, her eyes landed on her deck, and she flipped back to the floor. She looked through her cards for her creature from Ancient Egypt, "No. no. no. no. not that one. I forgot about that card. No. nope.Come on! No. no. no. no. Here it is!" As mush as it pained her to do it she put on the costume of Bakura once more, turned off the lights and summoned Vampire Lord (2000 attack, 1500 defence). She handed him the letter and said, "You know who but I don't know where except for in this city, attack no one, once you give him the letter return here." As the monster made to leave Wizard-Theif said, "Make sure it's him and if it isn't just leave the letter in a place he will find it and return here ASAP, got it?" The monster nodded and left Wizard-Theif wondering if that was a good idea. Vampire Lord returned within ten to fifteen minutes to find its master sitting on a chair in a dark room and Wizard-Theif asked, "Did you give it to him?"

The monster shook his head.

"But he will get it where you left it?"

The monster nodded.

"Good, I suppose that you want your pay?" Wizard-Theif said reaching for an object in one of her pockets.

The card shook its head and she put the object back.

"It looks like time has changed us both, my friend."

The monster nodded and returned to its paper form. Wizard-Theif sighed, walked over and replaced the card into her deck.

"Let's hope the rest of tonight's surprises are just as amusing as Mossnose and Kaiba-Boy dating." She said to herself and then she laughed, "I guess this is surprising, I now talk to myself… awkward." She went on laughing till she felt bored once more, about two-three minutes. Then she went out to the kitchen to get some snacks and to watch some stuff on TV.


When Spidey and Malik finished their first movie the time was 8:30 pm. Spidey looked at the hotel's phone in her room to see that there was an unheard message, once she had listened to it she called the person back and told them to come on over. They replied that they would be there in about 30 minutes and hung up.

20 minutes later Spidey came out off her room to find Wizard-Theif's door open and Wizard-Theif hanging from the ceiling above her bed.

"What are you doing?" Spidey asked her.

"Thinking." Wizard-Theif

"About Bakura?"

"NO! I'm just thinking about the best way to get the most candy in the shortest amount of time."

Spidey shook her head and then asked, "Why do you hang upside to think?"

"All the blood rushes to my head causing greater circulation and enabling me to think better."

"Ok…?"

For the next few minutes Spidey and Malik made goo-goo eyes causing Wizard-Theif to lock herself in her room once more. 5 minutes to go and Spidey decided to give Wizard-Theif a little warning.

"Oh yeah, a guy called for you." Spidey asked as she knocked on the door.

"I don't care, just hang up on him the next time he calls."

"A guy from Britain."

Silence

"By the name of-"

"SHUT UP!"

"Are you going to call him back?"

"No."

"Wizard-Theif, are you sad?"

"No… JUST EXTREMELY BORED!"

"Well… it's gate night."

Silence, then a dull thud was heard as Wizard-Theif fell onto her bed. She could be heard looking through her suitcase once more. When she opened her door she worn a great big grin and a backpack was swung over one of her shoulder. She ran over to the main door and said over her shoulder, "I'm going out; I'll be back at midnight!"

"Wait!" Spidey said.

Wizard-Theif stopped her hand on the doorknob, "So close." She whispered as she turned to face Spidey, "Yes?"

"Where is your chaperone?" Spidey asked, hands on her hips.

There was a knock on the main door and Wizard-Theif opened it to see Bakura.

"Here is my chaperone, Ok-gotta-go-bye." Wizard-Theif said, grabbing a very confused Bakura's hand and was almost out the door when Spidey said:

"No chaos."

"I-got-it-no-chaos-I-swear-bye!" Wizard-Theif said dragging Bakura out of the door way and towards the stairs.

Spidey sighed and closed the door, "So… now what?" She asked Malik.

"How about a horror movie?" Malik answered.

"No!"

"No one is here so no one will mind it you scream." Malik said trying his best to convince Spidey to watch a horror movie.

"NO! NO HORROR MOVIE!"

"You sure that you aren't going to change your mind?"

"Yes."

Malik sighed. He walked back to Spidey's room, defeated, looking very sad, to pick another movie.

Spidey looked at him, walked up behind him and said, "Maybe just one."


"Where are we going?" Bakura asked Wizard-Theif as he tried to keep up with her as they ran down the stairs.

"Hurry up; we have to get out of this hotel a-s-a-p before Spidey yells at me to get back to the room." Wizard-Theif replied as she jumped over the railing to the next floor, "How did you get here?"

"Bus." He said as they ran out of the hotel and towards the parking lot.

"Good thing I have the keys to the car." Wizard-Theif said, trying to locate the girls' car in the dark parking lot.

When she found it they got in, started her up, and drove off.

Once they were on the road, Wizard-Theif looked at Bakura out of the corner of her eye and noticed that Bakura also had a backpack and that he wasn't wearing the Millennium Ring. "What is going on? Bakura isn't wearing the Ring… how can he be possessing Ryou? Nothing is making any sense…I never thought that I would see him on this trip… In fact I was trying to avoid him… Did he get the note?" she thought.

"So you are going to go trick or treating?" Wizard-Theif asked trying to make conservation.

"Maybe." Bakura replied and they fell into silence.

"It's so awkward talking to him again… I wonder if he has read the note yet… maybe he didn't remember the codes… or maybe I didn't." Wizard-Theif thought as she drove, "On a totally unrelated subject I don't get why Spidey doesn't let me drive. I'm a good driver… if my concentration isn't thrown off. "

"You okay?" Bakura asked breaking the silence and into Wizard-Theif's thoughts.

"Huh?" Wizard-Theif said, coming back to reality.

"You really wanted to get out of the hotel fast… what was that all about?"

"It's gate night." Wizard-Theif said, putting on a fake grin.

"What's that?" Bakura said, looking totally confused as Wizard-Theif parked the car in an abandoned back alley once making sure that there was no way that the car could get towed or seen.

"Come on, I'll explain on the way, just look innocent and don't draw attention to yourself." Wizard-Theif said as she stepped out of the car.

"What is gate night?" Bakura asked again as Wizard-Theif lead the way to a quiet street.

"In North America, the night before Halloween is called 'Gate night'. On this night some kids, teenagers, rarely adults, all looking for trouble, go around causing mayhem."

"Such as?"

"Egging and tee-peeing houses… you know all that jazz." Wizard-Theif showing him what was in her backpack, a package of eggs and some other stuff.

"I get the idea, we have same thing here just with another name but I thought you said that you wouldn't cause any chaos."

"I'm not. In chaos people get killed, where as in mayhem they just get confused, rarely physically hurt."

"Smart."

"What's in your bag?"

Bakura smiled in an insane yet proud way he motioned for Wizard-Theif to follow him to a back alley.

"Why did we have to go into a back alley?" Wizard-Theif whispered.

"So that we don't get over heard and caught." Bakura whispered back, he smiled again as he opened his bag, took out on of the objects inside and handed it to Wizard-Theif.

"What you do you think?" He asked.

"Spray paint?" Wizard-Theif asked, looking the object over. It was a spray paint bottle with a little tube connected to the end.

"Spray paint mixed with the skunk spray." Bakura said with mock hurt pride in his voice.

"Smart… how much of this stuff do you have?"

"About 3 green without skunk, 4 green with skunk, 1 pink without, 1 blue with, 2 blue without, 1 red without, 2 purples with, 1 oranges with and without and 1 black with and without and the yellow with skunk you're holding." Bakura said as he looked through his bag.

"So about 17 bottles total?" Wizard-Theif asked, doing some math.

Bakura counted the bottles, "19 you were two off."

"W'ever." Wizard-Theif said as she looked around, "Here." She said handing Bakura a cape and mask.

"What's this for?" He asked while slipping in on.

"So that you don't get caught and if you do that they can't see your face, you were wearing white, great choice." Wizard-Theif said sarcastically as she put on her own mask and a blonde wig before replacing her hood.

"Whatever." He said as he walked out of the back alley but Wizard-Theif pulled him back.

"Hang on." She whispered, her eyes sparking with a thought, though Bakura couldn't see them through her vampire mask.

"What?" He whispered back, "I thought we were ready."

"What if we filled the eggs with your paint?"

Bakura smiled, "You haven't changed a bit." He said as she got the eggs out of her backpack and handed them to him to fill them up with paint.

"You would be surprised." Wizard-Theif thought sadly as she got some eggs ready.

They started by poking a small hole in the shell of the egg and removing some of the egg whites. Bakura had a small container with which they stored the egg whites.

"You never know when you want some egg whites for something." Bakura reasoned when Wizard-Theif asked that he was doing but Wizard-Theif was sure that he just said that so that he would have something to throw at the pharaoh should he see him while trick or treating.

Then they put the tube from the spray bottles to the hole and sprayed paint into the egg. Once that was done they taped the hole shut, with tape from Wizard-Theif's bag, so that it would explode on contact and Wizard-Theif marked it with some markers from her bag. They did this most of this in silence and when they were done they headed out.

Once they hit some houses, without any trouble, Wizard-Theif looked at her watch and decided that it was time to head back. The whole time that they were walking back to the car they were silent looking out for police cars or officers. On the trip back to the hotel they were still silent till... Wizard-Theif kept looking at her watch and finally Bakura said:

"We'll be back on time, don't worry."

"It's not that…" Wizard-Theif replied.

"What is it then?"

"Nothing."

"Come on, what is the matter?"

"I already told you, nothing!" Wizard-Theif stubbornly continued to insist.

Finally Bakura gave up and they just sat in silence till they reached the hotel's parking lot. They got out and Wizard-Theif locked up.

"If Spidey asks, we didn't use the car, she lost the keys and we used the bus, got it?" Wizard-Theif said as they entered the hotel.

"Ok." Bakura replied as they walked up the stairs, "… Why are we using the stairs when we could have used the elevators?"

Wizard-Theif paused, thought and replied, "I have no idea… because it's faster?"

"Sure let's go with that."

When they got to the door of the girl's room, Wizard-Theif turned to Bakura, "So what did we do up till now?"

"Uhh… were at a movie." Bakura replied hopefully.

"No."

"Maybe… I got nothing."

"… I'll think of something later."

"Ok…?"

Wizard-Theif first entered the room to see something that cause her to run and hide behind Bakura and asked, "Do you see what I saw?"

Bakura blinked twice and then said, "If you saw Malik and some girl wearing a Spiderman mask, making out in the kitchen… then yes."

Spidey and Malik stopped kissing and noticed a very creeped out Wizard-Theif hiding behind a very confused and also creeped out Bakura.

"Uh… hi…" Spidey said a little self-consciously.

"Hi." Malik said.


A/N:Spidey's awesome at the races impersonation: Doo doo do doo doo do do do doo doo doo doo doo doo doo… Wow… I'll stop… Please review and next chapter let me know if you want pancakes.