A/N: Luckily Mossnose didn't kill me after the last chapter and has promised not to kill me till we (Spidey, Wizard-Theif and Mossnose) are out of Tokyo and the Pharaoh will now be called Atemu. Just to go on the record the romantic feelings that the girls (S, M, WT, and TTH) have towards the guys (Yu-Gi-Oh characters) are not how we truly feel…TornTwistedHeart doesn't even know who Atemu is, Kaiba-boy scares Mossnose out of her wits, Bakura is just Wizard-Theif's favourite character after Atemu and Spidey… I think that Spidey may like Malik… but I have no proof so… yeah… Also the names we (S, M, and WT) have given to our characters are not our real names… To the Disclaimer, Robin (Don't ask it's too long of a story to explain.)
Disclaimer: All I own is Wizard-Theif, TornTwistedHeart and the plot. I have too much time on my hands to have a creative disclaimer. Spidey- That made no sense. Wt- It wasn't suppose to. It is just there to say that I'm not special enough to create Yu-Gi-Oh or Spidey or Mossnose.
Chapter 6
"Hello." Mossnose said in a strangely calm and sweet voice when she finally got into the room.
Malik and Bakura, sensing trouble, hurriedly said their good-byes and got out the door to leave Spidey and Wizard-Theif to face their doom.
"Where are you going?" Mossnose asked in the same sweet tone as before as Wizard-Theif and Spidey tried to slip into their rooms.
Wizard-Theif and Spidey turned round to see Mossnose grinning in a creepy sort of way.
"I have to go… call-TornTwistedHeart-and-ask-what-time-we-are-meeting-for-breakfast." Wizard-Theif said as she ran to her room.
"And I'm going to help her." Spidey said as she too, ran to Wizard-Theif's room.
"Both of you stop." Mossnose commanded but still the sweet and calm voice.
Wizard-Theif and Spidey stood rigid as Mossnose walked towards them.
"Turn around." Mossnose spoke once more.
The two other girls did as she commanded and saw that Mossnose was smiling and her eyes were bright.
"Stop smiling, Mossnose!" Wizard-Theif said, "You're creeping me out, you look just like Fluffy-san when he is mad."
"Are you mad at us?" Spidey asked Mossnose and then whispered to Wizard-Theif, "She is so going to kill us."
"Or worse… She'll give us a lecture." Wizard-Theif whispered back.
"Attention." Mossnose said still calm but her voice had lost its sweetness.
Spidey and Wizard-Theif snapped into a salute and stared straight ahead. Mossnose circle the girls like a general.
"Care to explain what you were thinking?" Mossnose asked Wizard-Theif who decided to be cocky and reply:
"When were you referring to, sir?"
"That's ma'am to you." Mossnose replied her tone starting to lose its calm.
"So sorry, sir, when were you referring to, ma'am, sir?" Wizard-Theif said getting on Mossnose's last nerve.
"I was referring to when you were on the roof and yelled down... now what did you say?" Mossnose said pretending to stop and think.
"I believe I said something along the lines of, 'Kaiba-boy, your girlfriend is a cat demon' and there was something about pancakes too, sir… At least I think there was…Hmm…" Wizard-Theif said pretending to think as well, knowing perfectly that Mossnose's question was rhetorical.
Mossnose was not impressed by Wizard-Theif's behaviour and it showed in her voice when she said, "Yes, you said something about pancakes so could you explain what you were thinking?"
"Sure, sir." Wizard-Theif said and the girls waited in silence for a few moments before Mossnose said:
"Well?"
"Well what, sir?" Wizard-Theif replied.
"Are you going to explain what you were thinking?"
"When do you want me to explain what I was thinking, sir? Like at lunch I was thinking about how good the food was and how weird the fact that the waiter looked like Tristan and how the costumes could be moving and how I wanted to find a computer café and-" Wizard-Theif said before Mossnose cut her off and said:
"Could you explain what you were thinking while you were on the roof and were yelling something about-?"
"I remember that, that was fun, sir! I was yelling something about Kaiba-boy dating a cat-" Wizard-Theif said cutting off Mossnose who then re-cut Wizard-Theif off.
"I know what you were yelling while you were on the roof; I want to know what you were thinking while you were yelling and why you still haven't explained yet when you said that you would." Mossnose said getting angry.
"You asked if I could, which I can, sir, not if I would, which I won't, sir." Wizard-Theif replied. By this time Spidey was doubled over and shaking with suppressed laughter.
"Explain! Now if you don't want to die!!" Mossnose almost yelled.
"I can't die but what the heck; I'll tell you what I was thinking, sir… Absolutely nothing, I was thinking absolutely nothing, sir." Wizard-Theif said, grinning proudly and then her features changed as she became confused, "Wait… scratch that… I was thinking how Kaiba-boy should know about his girlfriend's true form and how I thought you both would like pancakes... sir."
Mossnose shook her head as she turned to Spidey who straightened back into a salute and looked straight ahead.
"And what were you thinking when you allowed Wizard-Theif to do that and drop a garbage bag full of maple syrup?" Mossnose asked.
It took Spidey a moment to answer as she had to stop herself from laughing. Unknown to Mossnose, Wizard-Theif was miming out what Mossnose was doing and adding her own personal touch of having a silly face on and cross eyes.
"I'm sorry, ma'am, I believe that I wasn't thinking." Spidey replied, as Mossnose turned to look back at Wizard-Theif who snapped back to a salute just in time.
"That was obvious." Mossnose replied as she turned back to Spidey.
Wizard-Theif realized what Mossnose was about to do and did the 'you are going to die' motion across her neck. Spidey looked confused and Mossnose turned back to Wizard-Theif to see her looking ahead with a look of deep concentration on her face as if she was trying to mental paint the wall. Mossnose shook her head, turned back to Spidey and the dreaded lecture began. Luckily for Wizard-Theif, Mossnose kept her full attention on Spidey only once or twice stopping in the lecture to look back at her. Also, luckily for Spidey, Wizard-Theif was able to keep silently mocking Mossnose behind her so that Spidey didn't die from boredom.
3 hours of would be murder passed and finally Mossnose turned away from Spidey and turned to Wizard-Theif.
"How can you talk about one topic for so long… sir?" Wizard-Theif asked having a look of mock surprise oh her face, "I have never seen you talk for so long… sir… Oh wait! I've seen you talk for longer… Now what was that lecture on, sir?"
"I know that lecturing you would just be a waste of time so good night." Mossnose said as she walked to her room.
"Night, Sir Mossnose, sir." Wizard-Theif said cheerfully.
"Good night." Spidey said stiffly as she headed to the kitchen. Even with Wizard-Theif's fooling around, Mossnose's lecture was murder.
"You did quite well for your first time… sir… person." Wizard-Theif commented as Spidey got herself and Wizard-Theif some hot chocolate.
"Thanks, so is it true that you got a longer lecture from Mossnose?" Spidey asked as she took a sip from her cup.
"Yeah, that one lasted for about… uh… 6-7 hours." Wizard-Theif replied.
"Wow." Spidey said sounding impressed, "What did you do?"
"Now was that the time that I looked through her stuff for a picture of Kaiba-boy to prove that they were dating or that I hacked into her computer to hack into Kaiba Corps…? No. It was definitely first one."
"Wow…" Spidey said and the two sipped their hot chocolate in silent for a little while before Spidey asked, "So what do you think about Bakura?"
Wizard-Theif spat out her hot chocolate and asked in a weak voice, "Wha?!"
"What do you think of Bakura?" Spidey repeated as Wizard-Theif went to clean up the mess she had made.
"I have no interest in him whatsoever." Wizard-Theif said in a very finally manner.
"So you like him?" Spidey continued to pry.
"… Define like."
"Like meaning to be fond of, enjoy his company, to be partial to, like." Spidey said grabbing some cookies.
"Redefine like, you know like a friend or…" Wizard-Theif asked and Spidey fell silent trying to think of a way to get Wizard-Theif to say that she liked Bakura romantically.
"Do you like Bakura as a friend?" Spidey finally said.
"Sorta." Wizard-Theif said as she nibbled on a cookie.
"What do you mean? Sorta?" Spidey asked shocked, she had at least expected a 'yes'.
"I sorta like Bakura as a friend." Wizard-Theif said, "He's an okay friend but I try to stay away from him."
Spidey was silent for a little while and then she got an idea, "You're just saying sorta because you like Bakura in a more than a friend way", Wizard-Theif went rigid, "and you don't know if that's how he feels. I could find out for you."
Wizard-Theif put her cup down on the table and said in a tight voice full of annoyance, "You look into things that I say way too much. I only sorta like Bakura as a friend; he is more of an acquaintance. I don't like Bakura in a more than a friend way as I just barely know him." Wizard-Theif said as she walked to her room.
"You love him!" Spidey said, excited, "I knew it! You love Yami Bakura! And you don't know if he likes you back so you are keeping it quiet! I could find out for you!"
"Shut the Hell up! I don't like-like Bakura! There is nothing to find out!" Wizard-Theif said.
"You love him." Spidey continued to insist.
"Yeah, sure, and the world is going to explode tomorrow." Wizard-Theif said sarcastically.
"It is?" Spidey said, pretending to be afraid.
"NO! I'm going to bed! Night, Spidey." Wizard-Theif said as she closed her bedroom door.
"You could make the world explode you know… Night, Wizzie." Spidey replied as she ran to her room and bolted the door shut. She heard a muffled yell of annoyance from Wizard-Theif's room and she chuckled.
The next morning at 4:30 Malik heard a scream and just as he was starting to fall asleep once more his phone started ring. It took him a little while to find the phone but when he found it he didn't remember to look at the Caller-ID which could have told him not to answer.
"Hello?" He asked wondering who would call this early in the morning and if Bakura was having another sugar rush.
"Damn you Malik!" the annoyed voice of a girl answered.
For some reason, maybe because he was only just barely conscious, he couldn't figure out who was calling. "Who is this?" Malik asked.
"Elena, who did you think it is?!" Spidey replied.
"Elena, who?" Malik replied, his brain still not functioning
"Damn you Malik! You gave me nightmares!"
"OH!" Malik said a bit more awake, "Hi…Sorry, Elena."
"Damn you."
"Sorry what was that?"
"Damn you to Hell."
"Oh… you mad?"
"No not in the least, damn you, what would make you say that? Damn you!"
Then someone on Spidey's end on the line yelled, "Shut the HELL up Spidey! I'm trying to sleep!"
"Wizard-Theif?" Malik asked.
"Yup." Spidey replied.
And from there on the rest of the conversation was just boring… Let's skip to later in the morning. The morning was a slow one; the only girl that seemed to have energy was Wizard-Theif, who always had energy on Halloween. Wizard-Theif was practically jumping off the walls yelling, "IT'S HALLOWEEN TODAY!!" and "JUMPY! IT EXPLODED! JUMPY!"Wizard-Theif's hair was slowing returning back to white and navy blue.
"Will you keep it down?" Spidey asked annoyed.
"What?! And miss all this payback for last night?" Wizard-Theif said with a grin before continuing her ranting.
"Shut up or I'll put a sutra on you." Spidey said grabbing one.
Wizard-Theif, who had been on the ceiling, fell to the ground when she saw what sutra Spidey had threatened her with. Her eyes narrowed and became red, her hair became black and bloody red once more and her feelings of hate showed on her face, "You don't have the guts to use that sutra." Wizard-Theif accused.
Spidey looked at her sutra in her hand, it was a purifying one. The sutra was the most powerful she had and never used as it was the only sutra she had that had belonged to the her from 500 years ago. "Maybe I do and maybe I don't, do you want to find out?" Spidey said bravely.
Wizard-Theif looked amused but Mossnose looked worried, "Go ahead. What could happen?" Wizard-Theif whispered taunting Spidey, "Even Natsuko Ren couldn't completely purify me. How can one with only ½ of her powers hope to?"
Mossnose transformed to a tiger-sized cat in case Wizard-Theif went too far.
Spidey looked hurt and put away the sutra.
Wizard-Theif turned and said, "That's what I thought."
"Hang on." Spidey said, "I have a bet for you."
Wizard-Theif turned around looking at Spidey half-interested in the deal and half-disappointed that a fight had not broken out. "What kind of bet?" Wizard-Theif asked.
"I bet you two candy bars of your choice…" Spidey trailed off as Wizard-Theif's eyes returned to black and she fell to the floor, it appeared that she had fainted. Her hair was still black but the red was slowly turning pink as Mossnose told Spidey to go and save them some seats. It wasn't easy because Spidey was worried about Wizard-Theif but finally Spidey went and Mossnose went to awaken Wizard-Theif.
"Owww, my head… Hey! Mossnose, what's up?!" Wizard-Theif asked with a goofy grin on her face and a hand on her head as she looked up at the still tiger-sized Mossnose. Slowly it dawned her that she was laying on her stomach on the floor of the girls' room and Spidey was nowhere in sight, "Mossnose? What happened, where is Spidey?" Wizard-Theif asked as she tried to sit up and failed. Well… this is odd. I wake up on the floor not remembering how I got here… Did I black out when Spidey told me to 'shut up' and I fell to the floor? Nope. I replied to her something about payback for last night… so what happened and why is Mossnose looking at me with a grave look on her face? Did I break something and Spidey went to clean up?Wizard-Theif thought as she waited for Mossnose to answer her questions. Slowly Wizard-Theif realized that-
"WHY THE HELL IS MY HAIR PINK!?!? MOSSNOSE! IF SPIDEY DID THIS, I'LL KILL HER!" Wizard-Theif said as she tried to get up only to fall to the ground once more, this time feeling nauseous, "Whoa..."
"Wizard-Theif, calm down." Mossnose said, still looking grave.
"MY HAIR IS PINK, MOSSNOSE! DAMMIT TO HELL! MOSSNOSE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON! WHY CAN'T I STAND OR GET UP?! DID SPIDEY PUT A SUTRA ON ME?!" Wizard-Theif yelled as she tried to stand once again, only to feel sick once more as she collapsed.
"Wizard-Theif, do you remember what happened after you told Spidey that you being hyper was payback for something?" Mossnose asked watching Wizard-Theif keep trying to get up.
Wizard-Theif's face was covered in sweat as she tried to fight off the nausea as she replied, "No, I don't, that's why I asked what happened and where was Spidey." Then she fell, again.
"Transform to a kitten." Mossnose commanded.
Wizard-Theif looked at her friend oddly but obeyed and transformed to her cat form but her size was that of a small cat as Mossnose was still tiger sized. Mossnose picked up the cat and sat it on a chair.
"Thanks." Wizard-Theif said transforming back to human and she tried to stand again, she sat back down right away as she nearly vomited.
"Just stay sitting for a bit." Mossnose advised but Wizard-Theif didn't listen; she was transforming back to kitten to try to walk but as she took her first step the nausea returned.
"Dammit!" Wizard-Theif yelled in frustration.
"Wizard-Theif, it won't work. Stop trying to walk and just sit still for a bit. Spidey threatened you with a sutra and you're eyes glowed red and your hair went back to red and black and you were taunting Spidey. Telling her to use it but also saying that it would never purify you and you said that even Natsuko wasn't powerful enough to and then Spidey was suggesting a bet and you transformed back to you and I told Spidey to go get us some seats at the restaurant and you woke up and- and…" Mossnose said in such a hurry that when she finished she was panting.
Wizard-Theif looked at Mossnose completely confused, "Huh? … Cats don't pant, you're a dog! PUPPY!"
"You transformed to 'open-a-gateway-to-Hell' Wizard-Theif." Mossnose said, in desperation.
"Again, huh?" Wizard-Theif said.
"YOU HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY, YOU MORON!" Mossnose yelled.
Wizard-Theif looked a taken back at the angry Mossnose, when she was over it she replied, "No I don't-"
But Mossnose cut her off, "YOU MORON! YOU-"
Wizard-Theif returned the favour by cutting Mossnose off, "I don't have a split personality. I just have…"
Mossnose waited impatiently as Wizard-Theif tried to figure out what had happened.
Finally Wizard-Theif said in a worried voice, "I guess the easiest way to put it was that I was possessed."
"How is that possible?"
"No idea." Wizard-Theif replied but in her head she thought, "Damn! That low, cowardly son-of-a-gun! How did he manage to possess me twice? This is bad, he had enough power to make me lose all control and black out."
"Are you sure?" Mossnose asked, she sensed that Wizard-Theif was holding out on her but Wizard-Theif was determined not to say anything more.
"Let's go to breakfast." Wizard-Theif said, forgetting that whenever she stood or walked she got painfully ill. She got a fresh reminder when she tried to get out of her chair.
"You stay here." Mossnose said as she transformed to her human form, "I'll go get Spidey."
"What!? Come on, Mossnose! I'm not that sick." Wizard-Theif said remembering the last time Spidey had played doctor.
"Mistaking poison ivy for a useful herb used on burns wasn't all that bad." Mossnose said as she headed to the door.
"Says you, you weren't the one with the poison ivy." Wizard-Theif muttered as she sank into her chair.
"Would you prefer a normal doctor?" Mossnose asked.
"No." Wizard-Theif mumbled.
"Good, I'll be back in a bit." With those words Mossnose left the room.
Wizard-Theif looked at the door and listened, once she was sure that Mossnose wouldn't hear her, she tried once again to get up. This time no nausea met her and she was able to walk around.
"Well… that was odd…Again... Hang on… Mossnose was the one who told Spidey to put poison ivy on the burn… So Mossnose is the pathetic doctor… Cool." Wizard-Theif thought as she walked to the door. Once she closed the door and looked around, she transformed to a kitten and followed the scents of Mossnose and Spidey till she found them in the restaurant sitting in a booth with TornTwistedHeart.
"What is wrong with her?" TornTwistedHeart asked sounding concerned, Wizard-Theif decided to hide under the table and listen in.
"I don't know, she looks like she is in pain whenever she tries to stand." Mossnose explained.
"I've never heard anything like that." Spidey said.
"Neither have I but the facts are there."
"Could she just be playing around?" TornTwistedHeart asked.
Mossnose hesitated before answering, "I don't think so… she has been acting very odd lately."
"Hasn't she always been?" TornTwistedHeart asked a little worried, there was no sign of mocking or joking in her voice.
"She has been acting odd even for her." Mossnose replied, "Spidey, remember at the café?"
"Yeah…" Spidey said, she had been trying her best to forget that moment in time when Wizard-Theif almost killed them.
"What happened?" TornTwistedHeart asked, looking even more worried.
"She almost killed Mossnose and me and to top it all off, she was about to open a gateway to Hell." Spidey replied.
"Oh boy… and from what Spidey told me about the racket from you room, this morning… it sounds like Wizard-Theif has just about snapped."
Wizard-Theif decided to reveal her location now, she walked out from under the table as a cat, she transformed back to human and with a goofy grin on her face she asked, "Miss me?" She looked at the shocked looks of her friends, "Before you all ask, I have no idea why now I can walk and stand without any trouble. Spidey can put on me a sutra that will make me tell the truth and I will say the same thing."
"I don't have one of those." Spidey said.
"Well… get one."
"You can't get one, they aren't real."
"So make one."
"You're a moron."
"Thank you."
"How much did you hear?" Mossnose cut in, fearfully.
"Nothing that I didn't think you would think so I'm not worried." Wizard-Theif laughed at the looks of confusion on her friends' faces and sat down in their booth, "I'm hungry, what is there to eat here?"
"Here is a menu." Spidey said.
Soon, both Mossnose and Wizard-Theif were eating and the group was discussing what route to take for Halloween.
"I still say that we could just cut across the roads and go through the back alley. It would save a lot of time." Wizard-Theif said stubbornly.
"But little kids could get hurt following our example!" Spidey yelled.
"So? It's the kids' fault for following us."
"Did I ever tell you how nice you are?"
"No but many have."
"They are liars, you know that right?"
"So? It still counts."
Spidey just shook her head.
"Why is your hair pink? I thought that you hated that colour and everything that has to do with it." TornTwistedHeart said.
"No idea and I do hate pink and everything that has to do with it." Wizard-Theif replied.
Then two boys walked into the restaurant, both with an evil look on their faces though only one really looked the part. The one that looked the part had grey hair that was looked like he had mixed explosives with hair gel; it stuck out all over the place. He was also wearing a navy blue cape and was holding onto a golden staff that looked like it had an Egyptian style eye in the center and two golden bat wings on either side. The oddest part of his appearance was most likely the glowing thing on his forehead; it looked like some person from Ancient Egypt had just doodled an eyeball in glowing ink on his forehead. His companion was wearing an American flag on his head as a bandana, sunglasses, and a leather vest, he also had blond hair. Spidey and Mossnose were waiting in line to pay for the girls' breakfast, Mossnose was the one treating and Spidey was just keeping her company.
The guy in the American flag bandana tapped Mossnose on the shoulder.
"Yes?" Mossnose asked as she turned around.
"I was wondering if you would join me for a walk… in America." The guy replied.
Mossnose looked surprised but before she could turn the guy down Spidey piped up:
"We are going to meet some friends in a few seconds so she has to stay put."
"Oh… Ok… In America." the guy said a little taken back as he walked away.
Mossnose turned back to Spidey and whispered, "Who was that?"
"Some poor sap that Yami Marik is controlling." Spidey whispered back.
"How do you know that?!"
"He is standing in plain view just 10 steps behind you with the glowing eyeball on his forehead."
"Oh… Why would Marik make him say 'in America' at the end of every sentence?"
"Because Marik is insane?" Spidey said as she paid.
"Sure that works… but what was his plan then?" Mossnose asked but before Spidey could reply the guy with the American flag returned and said to Mossnose:
"Would you like to get a soda… in America?"
"No." Mossnose said not even looking at the guy but making a face of 'he is crazy and I wish he would get lost' to Spidey.
"Ok… in America." The guy said as he walked away once more. Now Wizard-Theif and TornTwistedHeart had joined the girls as they left the restaurant.
"What's with the guy who keeps coming over here to talk to you two?" TornTwistedHeart asked.
Then both Spidey and Wizard-Theif said, "In America!"
"What the hell?" Spidey, Mossnose and TornTwistedHeart said looking at Wizard-Theif.
"What?" Wizard-Theif asked.
"How did you know what I was going to say!?" Spidey asked.
"I didn't… I just felt like saying 'in America'… Maybe I've been watching too much 'Yu-Gi-Oh Abridge Series' by LittleKuriboh on Youtube."
"Where are we going now?" Mossnose asked.
"Let's wander aimlessly on the streets and see what happens." Wizard-Theif replied as the girls left the restaurant.
"So about the guy in the American flag bandanna, what did he want?" TornTwistedHeart asked.
"He kept asking Mossnose, here, out." Spidey said.
Wizard-Theif laughed, ran a little ahead of the other girls and started walking backwards so that she was out of Mossnose's grasp before saying, "Kaiba-Boy is going to kill him... you sure that the guy wasn't insane? I mean the only guys who date Mossnose are insane… or out of their mind... which is the same thing."
Oddly enough, Mossnose didn't run after Wizard-Theif who walked back to the other girls after a few minutes.
"He kept saying 'in America' at the end of all his speeches." Mossnose said.
Wizard-Theif looked at Spidey and asked, "Yu-Gi-Oh abridged?"
"No, Yami Marik was controlling him."
"How does that work? Marik is imprisoned in the Shadow Realm."
"Maybe Bakura let him out?"
Before Wizard-Theif could reply the 'in America' guy was back with 2 friends. One was a tall blond male wearing a white T-shirt and a blue jacket. He had a vacant look in his brown eyes. The second one was a creepy short (I mean he was shorter than Yugi!!) male with blue hair, really pale… he was a zombie at least that was what the girls thought. The 'in America' guy walked up to Mossnose once more and asked:
"Would you like to get something to eat… in America?"
"Does she have to go to America to eat?" Wizard-Theif whispered to Spidey and TornTwistedHeart trying not to laugh.
"No thanks, I just ate." Mossnose replied ignoring the other girls' laughter.
Then the blond walked up to TornTwistedHeart and asked, "Would you like to go for a walk?"
TornTwistedHeart just looked surprised and Wizard-Theif managed to say, "Atemu's best friend is trying to steal his girlfriend. Atemu is going to kill Joey when he finds out." Through her laughs.
Then third guy looked at Wizard-Theif, who stopped laughing and said something that she didn't understand, it sounded like Brains but instead of asking him to repeat what he had said she just pulled out a gun and pointed it at the guys.
"I'll give to all 5 seconds to get out of here before I shoot." She said.
When they didn't move Wizard-Theif shot them a bang was heard and a little sign saying 'bang' popped out of the gun.
"What?!" Wizard-Theif asked as she looked at her gun.
"I removed you're real gun and replaced it with a fake one. If I hadn't you would have been in massive trouble." Spidey told her.
"I hate you so much right now."
Then the guys lost the vacant look in their eyes and shook their heads in confusion. Spidey and Wizard-Theif also started yelling at each other over what else Spidey had removed from Wizard-Theif's packing.
"I bet that you were going to remove my knife but you couldn't get it out of my suitcase!" Wizard-Theif accused.
"You brought a knife!?" Spidey yelled back.
"Of course I brought a knife, you BAKA!"
Then 'In America' guy and 'Brains' boy walked away.
"What happened?" The blond one, Joey asked.
"Yami Marik was controlling you to ask her out." Mossnose replied as she pointed to TornTwistedHeart.
"Oh boy." Joey said as he walked away.
Then another boy walked over to the girls, it was Yami Marik, he no longer had a glowing eyeball on his forehead but he still looked like a…bizarre peculiar weird eccentric odd psychopathic baka. He walked right up to the girls and pushed Wizard-Theif out of the way. He got down on one knee, looked up to Spidey and said, "I know that you have already turned me down but I'm here to ask you once more… Will you please marry me?"
Wizard-Theif looked sick but also was turning green from holding in her laughter and the other girls were holding back laugher as Spidey was mortified.
"I'm sorry but my heart belongs to another." Spidey replied dramatically as she got over shock, ignoring the other girls' laughter.
"You will regret that." Marik said as he walked away.
When the other girls had stopped laughing, they continued their walk and Wizard-Theif was doing a silly impersonation of Marik.
"You will regret that." She said with her eyes crossed and her arms out like a zombie.
Which Spidey replied to with, "BRAINS!"
All the other girls laughed and then Mossnose's cell rang.
"Hello?" She asked, uncomfortably aware that the other girls were listening to every word, "… I'm sort of busy… Maybe later? … Sure! … That's great! … Bye." And then she hung up.
"Who was that? Kaiba-Boy?" Wizard-Theif asked standing just out of Mossnose's grasp in case she attacked.
"No." Mossnose said, "But we have to go over to Kaiba Corps later."
"What, why, when and WHY?!?" Wizard-Theif asked.
"You said why twice." Spidey said.
"Meh."
"Because I heard that there was a tournament happening and you need something to do when Spidey and I are out." Mossnose replied, she and Spidey knew that if they got Wizard-Theif into the tournament she wouldn't forfeit.
"On a date." Wizard-Theif muttered but the girls walked in the direction of Kaiba Corps.
"Why do I have to go into the tournament, again?" Wizard-Theif whined every few minutes and every time Spidey or Mossnose tried to explain, Wizard-Theif would just zone out.
Finally they got to Kaiba Corps and Wizard-Theif just remembered something that could get her out of the whole tournament.
"I can't go into the tournament!" Wizard-Theif said, "If I'm in the tournament we will have to stay in Tokyo for a few more weeks!"
"I'm okay with that." Spidey said.
"Same here." Was Mossnose's reply.
"But-but-but… I don't have my deck!" Wizard-Theif said as she tried to find a way out of the tournament.
"I have it." Spidey replied.
Wizard-Theif looked downright murderous, "I hate you so much right now… again." She said.
"Come on." Spidey said as she walked through the doors behind Wizard-Theif.
"Well…My last resort." Wizard-Theif thought. She turned on the spot and became shadows.
"No you don't!" Spidey said as she threw a sutra at Wizard-Theif who got it on the back and once more became visible.
"Damn you to Hell you baka priestess… person… reincarnation… demon... thing." Wizard-Theif muttered.
By the end on the day Wizard-Theif was in the tournament and wasn't all too happy about it. As the girls walked out of the building Wizard-Theif was calling down every curse she knew down on Spidey and Mossnose, in every language she knew.
"Just suck it up princess." Spidey said.
"Well… on the plus side, I'm not the only in the tournament." Wizard-Theif said.
"Bakura and Atemu most likely are in it." Mossnose said.
"That wasn't what I meant, what I meant was that you are also in the tournament." Wizard-Theif said looking proud.
"WHAT!?" Both Spidey and Mossnose yelled.
"I hacked into Kaiba Corps and signed you three up."
"WHAT?!" Mossnose and Spidey yelled.
"Wait a minute… three?" TornTwistedHeart asked.
"Yup, you three, Mossnose, Spidey and Twisted are all in the tournament with me."
"But we don't know how to play!" The other girls said.
"Not my problem, ask your boyfriends to teach you, they are okay duellists." Wizard-Theif said.
"ATEMU IS THE BEST DUELLIST THERE IS!!!" TornTwistedHeart yelled.
"Oh… I hit a sore spot." Wizard-Theif said. Then she stopped suddenly and then ran and hid behind Mossnose.
"What the, why are you hiding?" Mossnose asked.
"Shh! If anyone asks, I'm not here." Wizard-Theif replied.
TornTwistedHeart looked at Mossnose and Spidey who shrugged and then they saw what had caused Wizard-Theif to hide, it was Ryou and Yugi. They transformed to Atemu and Bakura and walked up to the girls.
"Bakura and Atemu… walking side by side… and not killing each other? That's just not right." Spidey whispered to Mossnose who laughed. Then Spidey turned to Wizard-Theif and said, "It's not Bakura or Atemu… Look."
Wizard-Theif remained hidden and replied, "It so obviously is them."
"No they aren't. Look, the one who isn't Bakura is too innocent and the person who isn't Atemu is too… short and isn't wearing enough eye liner. And they are walkig side by side and not killing each other."
"Spidey you might want to be quiet." TornTwistedHeart said.
"I'm not coming out." Wizard-Theif cut in.
"Still hiding?" Atemu asked.
"I'm not hiding I am merely excerising my ability to camouflage." Wizard-Theif replied in an all high and mighty voice yet she was still hiding.
"That still counts as hiding."
"Shut up pharaoh you pathetic duellist!"
"So…" Mossnose said, "What's new?"
Bakura shrugged and said, "Was just looking for Wizard-Theif."
At the same time Atemu had said, "Yugi was talking to Ryou about the new tournament that Kaiba was holding."
"Can you say that again? ... Without overlapping each other?" Mossnose asked.
"I just signed up for the tournament." Atemu replied, "Any of you in the tournament?"
"They signed me up and I signed them up." Wizard-Theif said proudly as she came out of 'exercising [her ability to camouflage'.
"I thought you knew nothing about duelling." Atemu said to TornTwistedHeart.
"I don't but thought SOMEONE it would be funny to sign me up." TornTwistedHeart said glaring at Wizard-Theif.
"Nice." Bakura said to Wizard-Theif.
"Thanks, you in the tournament?"
"Yeah."
"Hey guys!" Malik said walking up to the group.
Spidey, of course, ran up to Malik and said hi back. Unfortunately, Yami Marik walked up as well from a back alley.
"Bakura, slave, go fetch some popcorn, this is going to be funny." Wizard-Theif muttered.
"Who is slave?" Atemu asked.
"You, now go slave go!"
A/N: Finally done! YES! In regards to this "I mean the only guys who date Mossnose are insane… or out of their mind." I'm sorry Mossnose!
Disclaimer: Also the 'in America' and 'Brains' comments came from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series that was made by LittleKuriboh and I'm not LittleKuriboh so I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series.
A/N: Please Review