Sorry it took longer than usual. This one is slightly inspired by one of the special chapters in fairy tail where Natsu and Happy try transforming into Lucy. Or at least thats how I determined Natsu's reaction. If you haven't seen it, you definitely should.

To Where's the mayo: haha, me neither! Really, I didn't think of that happening until after I decided they'd hit their heads, which I didn't know until after he stepped on the crab and fell, etc.

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Really this thing is less a story and more a stream of consciousness thing.

'So...soft' Natsu slowly opened his eyes, blinking a few times to focus his vision. He saw sand and could feel warm water rushing on and off his feet. He was laying on his stomach , on top of something very comfy, with his head turned to the side watching one of his hands sift through the sand. His other hand was currently grouping something incredibly soft and.. somehow familiar, but he just couldn't figure out what it was. Which only made him squeeze it harder. He had a look on his face of utter confusion and the slightest bit of pink lighting his cheeks. Curiosity wining him over, he started to push himself up and off of whatever it was he was using as a bed.

Lucy had began to awaken as well and she felt something, or rather someone, heavy on top of her, but she wasn't fully awake yet, so couldn't quite register what this person was doing to her. She felt the weight being lifted off and opened her eyes to see another pair staring right at her.. And at something below her face. Natsu was hovering over the person he only now realized he'd been violating as he stared directly at the hand on top of Lucy's left boob. He was shocked at the realization at first, his blush increasing slightly, but he's a healthy teenage boy, remember? Not having noticed that Lucy was currently blinking up at him in sleepiness and confusion, he gave this soft and squishy thing another squeeze, making Lucy's eyes go huge. "KYAAA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, YOU FREAKING PERVERT?!" Lucy, now completely awake after feeling that, screamed and punched him in the face so hard, it sent him flying backwards through the air and splashing into the ocean.

Lucy quickly scrambled to her feet, breathing heavily when she noticed happy standing right behind her, holding one paw to his smiling mouth while the other one held onto a camera. "Happy, what are you doing with... Don't tell me... You were taking pictures of us?!" Lucy started chasing after the blue chuckling fur ball, swiping and diving at the camera with every chance. But the darn cat was too small and quick, easily slipping past her grasp each time. "Happy! I need that camera!"

"But the pictures aren't ready yet!"

"I'll make sure they never will be! Who knows what sort of ambiguous pictures you took of us!"

"You guys were so lovey-dovey sleeping together!"

"WE WERE NOT!"

Lucy continued chasing Happy around the beach when Natsu's body drifted back to shore along with a large swollen lump on his cheek, still half passed out from the punch he took. Happy jumped on his face while running from Lucy who also squished Natsu's face in with her foot, causing him to wake back up. Thinking this was a new game of tag, he grabbed Lucy's ankle before she got too far away from his body and making Lucy fall flat on her face in the sand. "Hah! Got you back!" "Natsu! Let go of me, we have to get that camera from Happy!" She said with evil eyes, pointing toward the now flying blue cat, who seemed to have conveniently fully recharge his magic.

Thinking these were new rules to the game, Natsu immediately rose up to his feet, yanking Lucy up with him by her ankle who yelped in response. He held her like a spear, her head being the spearhead, and aimed her at Happy, "Natsu?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT ME DOWN!" He laughed at her comments and smirked at the flying cat above before throwing her into the air. "WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" She screamed as tears flew out of her whited-out eyeballs. Despite her terror, she reached towards Happy, who couldn't move out of the way fast enough and successfully snatched away the camera. "Alright!" A relieved and happy look came over her face as she gazed at the object in her hands until it turned to complete fear again, when she realized she was now plummeting back to the ground. "NOOOOOO!" Happy tried to retrieve the camera from her grasp, but was hit in the rear by a kick from Lucy who was wildly flailing about in her descent. He flew head-first into the rock wall, sliding down to the sand below. Lucy meanwhile was caught by, or rather landed butt-first on, the back of Natsu's head who had slipped in the sand while trying to catch her.

Lucy opened her eyes and upon seeing she was safe, jumped to her feet, holding up the camera triumphantly. Natsu sat up and coughed away the sand in his mouth before he too took a triumphant pose next to Lucy. "So what now, did we win this camera?" He asked grabbing it from Lucy and putting it up to his face to look through at her on the other end. "Yes we did, and now we have to make sure no one else takes it from us." She informed him so it still seemed like part of the game. "Why? What's so special about it?" A blush came over Lucy's cheeks at the question and she quickly took it back from his hands. "Because! It has... stuff on it umm.. That absolutely can never be seen!" She spit out, hoping he wouldn't get anymore curious about it. "Then lets destroy it right here! I'll burn it up in seconds!" He answered taking back the camera and staring a flame in his other hand while looking far too excited to do as he intended. "NO!" She grabbed it from him again and hugged it close to her, her cheeks still bright pink.

She didn't want anyone else to see the pictures, but.. well honestly, she didn't know herself why she wanted to keep them, but she knew that she just couldn't allow them to be destroyed. "Sheesh you're such a pyro-maniac!" Natsu looked at her clearly confused "If they can't be seen, I should just burn it, right?" "NO WAY! It has important stuff on it so you can't just burn it!" "You liiiiiike him." Happy came up out of nowhere behind Lucy who swirled around to face him with her eyes glued shut and her blush increasing. "I DO NOT!" Happy was giggling trying to cover his laugh with his paws. "Natsu, you know those pictures are-" "NOOOOO!" Lucy dropped the camera and zoomed over to cover Natsu's ears, since he was closer to her, which gave Happy the perfect chance to steal the camera. He flew over, scooped up the camera and speedily took off over the rock wall and presumably back to the guild. "No, we have to stop him! Who knows what sort of misconstrued pictures are on there and the ideas the guild will come up with!" She started hastily climbing the wall, but when she reached the top and saw that Happy was nowhere to be seen, she gave up on it and slowly climbed back down.

Natsu was squatting down on the sand in the middle of a face off with a crab that had scurried by him earlier. The crab finally landed a pinch on Natsu's hand and was subsequently sent flying back into the sea with a plunk. Lucy sighed loudly and obviously as she walked over towards her pink-haired idiot. She noticed his back was a bit red and figured he hadn't put on any sunscreen. "Hey, you should really use sunblock at the beach, or you'll become as red as that crab." She said as she rustled through her bag. "Hah! I don't get sunburned!" Natsu responded arrogantly. "Oh, really?" She rolled her eyes at him and once she came upon the bottle, she opened it up and slapped a generous amount on Natsu's back as hard as she could to prove her point. "Ow! Hey what was that for?" He protested at her, but she ignored him as she rubbed the the lotion into his back and then tossed him the bottle. Natsu looked it and then back at her quizzically. "You can do the rest yourself." She said blushing and turning her body away from him to tighten the knot on the shirt around her bust keeping her decent.

Natsu smirked evilly and poured a large amount of her sunscreen into his hand before quietly standing and sneaking up behind her. Lucy heard him shifting through the sands, but before she had the chance to turn and look, she felt a ton of cold cream hit her lower back with a loud, wet slap. She gasped and shrieked at the feeling and turned around, her face red with a mixture between embarrassment and annoyance. She knew it was just payback, though. Natsu's hand was still dripping with lotion as he cackled at the girl in front of him. "I'm not playing anymore games with you." Lucy said with a huff while trying her best to spread out the lotion on her back. Natsu pouted at her for a little while, but then his eyes narrowed. "Let me help." He said with his usual smile at Lucy who was desperately struggling to reach the area of her back covered in sunscreen. Lucy's blush grew larger and darker at his suggestion, but nodded her answer since she had done the same thing for him. She turned around for him and shut her eyes tightly, awaiting the feel of his hands.

Soo... Yeah I just felt like stopping. Haha I might start a couple new stories soon, but I'll still work on this one. I sort of know how I want to end it, but I'm not sure if these characters will reach that point before they have to leave the beach. Ah well. I'll be editing this some more, and if you catch something, please let me know! If you have a comment, compliment, or complaint please review! You guys are the best!

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