Hey guys! It's me again! What, where you expecting a spoon? Anyways, I see I have some readers! It makes me happy but I need some feedback! Leave some! Or any ideas for the future I could think about! Enjoy!
By the way I'd thought I'd give you guys a treat. This is 3 episodes instead of 1 considering one episode 2 is Naruto with the Hokage grandson all say so yeah. And then episode 3 only took 3 pages so! Here it goes! REWRITTEN.
I groaned as the sun filtered through the poor excuse of curtains I had, which happened to be really only a blanket was tacked up. I groaned rolling over in my makeshift bed pulling blankets over myself. Tomorrow we would be the day that we got teams assigned. I wasn't looking towards it. Ugh. I'm so comfortable. I guess… I could check on Naruto in the morning… Yeah, in the morning. He knows here I live so if he got it he can just come. I'm staying here. I guess sleep the day away. I yawned rolling over staring at the clock on the wall. So it was noon eh? I rolled over and closed my eyes. Sleep the day away it was
I heard a thump from above and I was startled awake grabbing my dagger from under my pillow. I realized that everything was fine and I sighed. I need a shower. I walked to the bathroom stripping myself on the way to it. I reached the bathroom now, naked and I stepped in the shower turning on the water. I sat crouched in the tub sighing as the water pounded against my back. I watched water swirl down the drain. I grabbed the shampoo and squirted some into my hand etcetera, etcetera, and etcetera. I sighed not wanting to get out of the warm tub. I sighed manning it up and I stood up getting out shivering at the cold. I grabbed my normal wraps and clothes and I put them on looking down at my exposed stomach. I placed my hands on it sighing walking into my small room, grabbing my shoes and winding the brown cloth around my calves. I walked into the kitchen grabbing a cookie before I headed out the door and walking down the street of the village. I saw Sakura and Ino racing each other and I sighed shaking my head. They made me want to slow down for some reason. I sighed once again before I flicked myself. My ninja headband! Dang it! I sighed holding my hands together wrapping my hand around my middle finger and index finger doing what my father had taught me when I was little.
"Teleportation Jutsu." I muttered and in a puff of smoke I was standing in my living room. I walked into the bedroom and I grabbed the blue forehead protector and I wrapped it around my eyes. I smiled in the mirror before I put my hands back together. Let's hope nobody catches me doing these jutsus.
"Teleportation Jutsu!" I muttered and in another puff of smoke I was in front of the class room door in the hallway. I opened the door and I looked up to see…Naruto and Sasuke kissing….WHAT THE FUCK? I felt my eye twitch and I closed the door walking forward. Well, I did have my doubts about Sasuke going for the other team but Naruto? The guy that could turn in to a sexy lady? Well, I'll be damned….Wait a second. Naruto is here? I peeked over the girls to see Naruto and his goggles where missing… But a leaf ninja headband in place. I smiled as I passed the girls Sakura about to flip her lid. I pushed her and Ino aside and I pulled Naruto back and we sat in the middle in the back row. Iruka-Sensei walked through and I sighed my chin resting on my hands.
"As of today you are all Ninjas, to get here you faced difficult trials and hardships, but that's nothing. What's next will be far more difficult, now you are only Genin, first level ninjas. All the Genin will be grouped into three man squads; each squad will be led by a Jounin, an elite ninja." Iruka said and the girls seemed to perk up at the sentence but I only silently groaned… Wait a second. My eyes scanned the room and I twitched. There are 22 people in here. Groups of 3 will leave one person alone. Meaning they are not a ninja, or there is a group of 4. Greaaaat. Yeah. Fear my Sarcasm. I sighed.
"Team Seven! Naruto Uzumaki!" Sensei said and my ears perked. Hopefully I'd be on his team.
"Sakura Haruno," He said and I sighed. I hated that bitch. I saw Naruto smile. At least he gets to be with the girl he likes on the bright side. Oh well, one more name to call.
"And Sasuke Uchiha." He said and my face fell as did Naruto's but Sakura seemed happy. Dammit. I saw Kiba's name called and I looked at him. He was attractive. Shino was called also and I sighed leaning back in my chair. I watched as he called all the squads and my stomach started doing flips. What if I wasn't allowed to be a ninja? Because of my eyes or the shadow jutsu I did.
"Hmm. Kurono Akatsuki." He said and everyone made little noises of who? Who's that?
"W-well since there's an odd amount of students I guess there's going to be a team of four. Who wishes to take Kurono to be a team of four?" I watched as nobody raised their hand and I sighed.
"OOH OOH IRUKA-SENSEI OOH OOH OOH WE'LL TAKE HER!" Naruto had yelled raising his hand like crazy. I smiled and I looked in their direction. I watched as Sakura hit Naruto on the head and Sasuke glared at Naruto. Well if I was there at least I could get him out of half of the fights he got in with Sasuke. I sighed as Iruka nodded to me to go over to Naruto and I did so scooting him into Sakura making him blush. I smirked
"After lunch you'll meet your new Jounin-Sensei. Until then class dismissed." I sighed getting up as Naruto scooted me to the side and I sighed as we piled out of the room and outside. I saw Naruto run to Sakura and I sighed…. Not gonna be pretty. Sakura said something to him and then turned around probably looking for Sasuke. I rolled my eyes and I looked around I felt eyes on me. Damn it, right when I wanted to use the my teleportation jutsu too bad. I brought my fingers together and I felt my chakra flow into my fingers and mouth.
"Teleportation Jutsu!" I muttered and in a puff of smoke I was standing in front of the apartment complex. I heard a noise and I twirled to see Naruto on top of a water tank looking downwards. At me? Shit shit shit shit shit! I looked to see he was staring above me and I fallowed his gaze to see Sasuke eating a rice ball. Ugh no. I untied my headband and I walked into my apartment and walked towards my fridge I looked into it to see nothing I sighed. I looked in the pantry and I smiled. Instant Ramen. I grabbed a pot and filled it with water, setting it on the stove, and I turned on the burner. I walked into the living room area that consisted of a bookshelf and a couch. I sat on the couch, my lets tucked under me and I sighed contently at the comfyness of the couch. I heard a loud Thump from above me and I groaned. Please tell me Naruto didn't go up there. I heard a few crashes until it stopped and I sighed. I got off the couch, grabbed the broom from the closet, and I poke the ceiling a couple times with the end of the broom. I huffed, putting the broom back, and I walked back to the kitchen to check on the water. It was at a boil, I turned the burner off, grabbed the paper cup of noodles and shrimp, and I poured the water into the cup. I sealed the cup as I grabbed a pair of chopsticks. I walked out the door, into the forest to the side of the complex. I sat against a tree so I could see what happens. I watched as Sasuke jumped out the window unharmed and I sighed poor Naruto. Sasuke left and I sighed. Naruto's probably knocked out in there. I sighed getting up, placing my empty cup on the ground as I jumped landing on my roof in front of Sasuke's window. I entered with a yelp seeing Sasuke on the ground. Great, Naruto transformed himself. I sighed.
"Jesus Christ only knows what Naruto could do while he's looking like you." I muttered walking over to him. I closed my eyes and I made a hand sign pulsing chakra into my hand and my left eye. I could see through my eyelid. I crouched in front of Sasuke and I removed the tape from his mouth in a quick flick of my wrist. He made a noise probably from it being removed so quickly and I sighed.
"For all you go on about Naruto not getting in your way plus getting the highest score on the test you seemed to get pretty tied up on 1 sneak attack." I teased looking down at him. He scoffed.
"Who ever heard of a blind Ninja?" He stated and I rolled my eyes still being closed.
"I am not blind. I can see perfectly fine thank you very much. I think I'll just leave you here. You seem to be oh so fucking amazing. Please, let me see." I stated bitterly before I jumped out the window. It never occurred to me that people thought I was blind. I walked back to my place under the tree and sat a smirk on my face. Naruto tied him up pretty good, He's gonna have a hard time. I heard a grunt before I saw Sasuke running on the ground and I sighed. I looked down to my noodles and I groaned pouting.
"Great. Now it's cold." I muttered looking at my ramen. I didn't even get one mouthful! I sighed looking towards the way of the school. I walked back into my apartment, grabbing my ninja band, putting it around my eyes, and throwing away my ramen. I sighed standing in the kitchen.
"Well, here goes." I muttered making a hand sign.
"Teleportation Jutsu!" I muttered and in a puff of smoke I was in front of the school. I need to work on getting the smoke to go away. I walked inside seeing Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto lounging around and I raised an eyebrow as I caught the board eraser above me smirking.
"See! Even a Blind Ninja won't fall for that!" Sakura said and I frowned
"Listen here Pinky. I'm not blind. I can see perfectly fine." I said placing the eraser back in its spot and closing the door. Naruto started laughing. I watched the door as a man with silver/white hair peeked his head through the door, causing the eraser to fall on him. I chuckled in the small silence before Naruto pointed at him and started laughing. Needless to say the man didn't look amused.
"I'm sorry Sensei I told him not to do it but he wouldn't listen! I'd never do anything like that." Sakura chided sucking up to him and I faked a gag sitting behind Sakura.
"Hmm. How can I put this? My first impression of this team... You're all idiots." They all deadpanned while I snorted. That I was. We were on the roof now Sensei in front of us as I stood between Naruto and Sakura.
"Alright why don't you introduce yourselves one at a time?" He said in a bored tone. I watched as Sakura acted as if it was insane. I was wishing to just knock him off the rail he was sitting on. I sighed.
"Why don't you go first? I mean before we talk tell us about you so we can see how it's supposed to work" Naruto said and I sighed sitting next to him.
"Me?" he asked and I snorted.
"No. The cockatoo in your hair." I muttered earning a glare from the silver haired man.
"I'm Kakashi Hatake, Things I like, and things I hate. I don't feel like telling you that." He muttered lazily and I smirked.
"My dreams for the future, never really thought about it, as for my hobbies, I have lots of hobbies." He said and I yawned. So this was the 'copycat Ninja'. I smirked. He pointed at Naruto.
"You." He said and I smiled as I felt his energy burst.
"You better believe it! I'm Naruto Uzumaki I like instant ramen in a cup and I really like the ramen Iruka-Sensei got me at the Ichiraku ramen shop, but I hate the 3 minutes you have to wait for the ramen in the cup. My hobbies are eating different kinds of Ramen and comparing them, and my dream is to become the greatest Hokage, then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody important!" Naruto yelled and I watched Kakashi's eye widen that was shown. He looked at me.
"Next." He said and I sighed.
"My name is Kurono Akatsuki, I enjoy dangos. As for hobbies, well I read a lot. And a goal? I guess not to get killed." I muttered leaning back on my elbows for support. He looked to Sakura.
"Next." He stated lazily.
"My name is Sakura Haruno. What I like. Eh. What I mean is, the person I like is," Sakura took a look at Sasuke and I rolled my eyes from behind my ninja band.
"Eh… My hobbies…Eh... My dream for the future is…" Sakura broke off squealing like a pig looking at Sasuke and I sighed. How does he deal with her?
"What do you hate?" Kakashi asked and her eyes became determined.
"NARUTO!" She exclaimed and I hung my head. Dammit
"Last one." Kakashi said looking at Sasuke and I sighed.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I hate allot of things, and I don't particularly like anything," He said and I snorted as Sakura fell
"What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone." He said slowly and I raised an eyebrow. RAWR! It's scary Sasuke. Yeah. That's Sarcasm right there. I stared at the clouds while they stared at Sasuke. I sighed.
"Good. You're each unique and you have your own ideas, we'll have our first mission tomorrow." Kakashi said and I yawned wishing I could take off my band.
"Aye! What kind of mission are we going to have?" Naruto asked hyped and I mentally groaned. Where does that kid get all his energy?
"It's a task that the five of us will do together." Kakashi said and I raised an eyebrow at the man in front of me. He was going to put effort into something? This I had to see.
"What what what what whaaaat?" Naruto yelled and I squeezed my eyes shut. Damn him with his curiosity. I flicked him in his ear as Kakashi spoke.
"A survival exorcises." He muttered and I smiled. I could do that
"Huh? I thought we were supposed to have a real mission not more practice. We already did this stuff at the academy, that's how we got here." Sakura said and I felt my lip curl up. How stupid could one be?
"This is not like your previous training." He murmured and I looked up at him.
"Soo uh, what kind of training is it then?" Naruto asked and I raised my legs in the air bored. Kakashi chuckled and I smirked.
"Hey hold on. That's a normal question what's so funny?" Sakura asked and I wiggled my toes.
"Hm. Well if I tell you the answer you're not going to like it." He said chuckling again.
"Of the 27 graduates that just came here only 9 will actually be accepted as Genin. The other 18 will be weeded out and sent back to the academy. In other words this is a make it or break it, pass or fail test and the chance that you fail is at least 66%." He said and I shrugged. Still a 34% chance of passing.
"See. Didn't I tell you wouldn't like it?" I sighed.
"That's crazy! We worked hard to get here! Believe it! What was the graduation test for anyway?" Naruto yelled and I sighed.
"Oh that? That was just to select candidates that might become Genin or not." He said and Naruto freaked
"Whaaaat?" He yelled only to be ignored.
"That's how it is. I decide if you pass or fail. Be at the designated training spot at 5:00 AM and bring your ninja gear." Kakashi said and I sighed. I had a small pouch that has a charm on it so it's bigger on the inside. I'll take that I guess.
"That's it. You're dismissed. Oh tomorrow you better skip breakfast or else…You'll puke." He said and I laughed.
"Why so dramatic?" I asked getting up off the ground. I walked over to the edge and jumped down to the ground landing on 1 foot the other in the air. I placed both feet on the ground and I started walking to the apartments. I walked down the road leading to the apartments and I pulled down my headband letting it rest around my neck. I reached the complex and I walked around a bend reaching my apartment. As I entered it I hears a high pitch scream and I sighed as I headed into the bedroom taking a quick shower before I fell asleep into yet. Another nightmare filled slumber.
I woke up with a start yet again and I groaned turning over. I looked at the clock wall and my eyes bugged 7:00? Ah. Whatever. I got up, getting dressed I grabbed my small bag and I strapped it to my thigh seeing at least 400 Kunai in there with even more senbon half of them poisoned. Let's try with no smoke. I pictured the place in my mind and I appearing there with no smoke and I made the hand sign.
"Teleportation Jutsu!" I said loudly and with no smoke this time. I appeared behind the 3 team members with no Kakashi In sight. Did it start already?
"So he isn't here yet?" I asked startling all 3 Ninja. They turned around, Sasuke holding a Kunai and I rolled my eyes from behind my closed lids. I reached into my pack on my thigh and I secured it around my eyes.
"Sasuke put that Kunai back before you end up stabbing yourself." I muttered sitting on the ground. He was silent and I smirked. I saw Kakashi appear behind a tree and he walked out making some excuse about a black cat.
"Let's start." He muttered turning around and he went to a tree stump with a clock on it. He pressed the middle button.
"You're assignment is very simple. You just have to take these bells from me." Kakashi said and I sighed. This is gonna be a challenge
"That's all there is to it." He said and I snorted. Easier said than done he's a Jounin.
"If you can't get them before noon you go without lunch. You'll be tied to those posts, you'll watch while I eat my lunch in front of you." He said and I smirked I had a box of rice balls in my pouch. Good thing I thought ahead. I looked in my bag to see about 400 Kunai and about 800 Shuriken, about 1,000 senbon, a box and a book. I looked in the sky and I sighed. And here I thought I could sit under a tree and read my book.
"You can use any weapon including shuriken." Kakashi's words brought me back to reality and I smirked. No problem.
"If you're not prepared to kill me then you can't take the bells." He said and I yawned. I already knew this.
"When I stay start you can start." He said and I sighed sitting down.
I watched as Naruto ran forward with his Kunai out and I sighed, that's not the right thing to do Naruto.
Kakashi moved quickly and he appeared behind Naruto holding it against the back of his neck. Sakura gasped while Sasuke looked wide eyed. I just boredly glanced away.
"Don't be in such a hurry. I didn't even say start yet." Kakashi said and I snorted.
"But you came at me with the intention to kill me so how can I say this? I'm actually starting to like you guys." Naruto smiled. He looked over at me lounging in the grass.
"Except you." He said looking at me and I saluted him.
"Well then, fuck you to." I said leaning back on my knee's Sakura gasped and she glared at me while I just yawned. I wanted to go back to sleep.
"Start." He said and I smirked. The 4 of us disappeared and I smirked. I slid down my head band that was around my eyes my eyes locked on Kakashi as I straddled the branch I sat on. Naruto being himself jumped down in front of Kakashi. I looked around and I saw Sasuke a few trees away and I smirked. I hoped branches silently until I stood on the same branch as him but I was behind him.
"Ninja Tactic-know how number one, taiijutsu. I'll teach you that first." He said his hand in his weapon pouch. I smirked as I hopped onto the branch next to the one Sasuke was on.
"I can do that." I murmured to myself. In my peripheral vision I saw Sasuke's head snap to the side to look at me. I watched as Kakashi reached into his pocket and pulled out a orange book. I crouched down on the branch and I squinted at the book. Could it be? Could it really be? I hid my chakra and I jumped from the tree landing behind Kakashi. I silently walked over to him until I was right behind him winking at Naruto.
"I knew it! It is Icha Icha Paradise! I have that book!" I exclaimed loudly my chin falling on Kakashi. I smirked at him.
"You're a very dirty man Kakashi. I muttered nodding towards the book. Kakashi turned around with a Kunai in his hand as I took a step backward and to the side. I raised an eyebrow at the man as I ran and jumped into the trees, a different tree than Sasuke's. I watched as Naruto ran at him his fist ready to punch the Jounin. Naruto reached Kakashi and punched him in his shoulder but Kakashi's hand reached and grabbed his fist, Naruto aimed a roundhouse kick to his stomach but he crouched still reading his book. Naruto aimed another punch at Kakashi and I watched as the Jounin appeared behind Naruto.
"A ninja should not let the enemy get behind him multiple times idiot." Kakashi muttered from behind his mask. Kakashi's hands where formed into a tiger seal. I raised a brow as I watched the silver headed man.
"Naruto, run! You're going to die!" I heard Sakura yell and my head snapped to the side to where the voice came from I spotted her pink hair in the bushes and I sighed. There goes her position.
"You're too late." Kakashi said boredly as Naruto looked back. Why didn't he just move out of the way? I watched as he shoved forward his hands toward Naruto and then well… I laughed. Really really loud. Kakashi shoved his fingers in Naruto's butt. I fell out of the tree laughing. I got shunning looks from Sakura and Sasuke but I couldn't help it. I looked to see Naruto had crawled out of the river he'd fallen into. I watched from the ground as shuriken came flying out of the trees and Kakashi caught them. I sighed as everybody's stomachs growled… except mine...Naruto was yelling at Kakashi and I watched as several more Narutos sprang from the river and I nodded in approval. I watched as they ran towards Kakashi. I smiled as I saw one run at him from behind.
"A ninja shouldn't let the enemy get behind him, right Kakashi-Sensei?" Naruto mocked the Jounin and I chuckled reaching for my box of rice balls. I opened the container and took one biting into it as Naruto brought his fist down only for it to turn into one of his clones thus making them fight. I watched as he undid the jutsu to have one Naruto standing there with a black eye. I sighed a small smile on my face as I bit into the center of the rice ball.
"Hmm, only rice this one." I murmured to myself chewing the sticky rice and seaweed wrap. I watched as the bell shiny bell on the ground caught his attention and I sighed shaking my head. Trap silly. Kakashi came and picked it up talking to him.
"I guess I better go use my socialization skills and try to get Sakura, Sasuke or Naruto to team up." I murmured finishing the rice ball and putting the box back in my weapons pouch. I looked back to the place where Sakura was hiding under the bush to see she wasn't there and I started to jump through the trees. I watched as Kakashi stood in front of Naruto and I stopped for a second staring. The way he's standing… It's like he's waiting for someone to make a move. I passed Sasuke as he flung kunai and shuriken at Kakashi and I sighed.
"Too bad it's only a piece of wood." I muttered sighing as the fake Kakashi got impaled with shurikenThis is going to be one loooong training issue.