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Well anyway, I have yogurt!

It was the day. The day Sirius was finally going to meet Mare. But then, that being all on his mind, it made him pretty vulnerable to attack. Just like this one.

It WAS a normal morning. That is, until the owls came.

With the flurry of owls going down onto the great hall, the place buzzed with excitement for their mail, which Sirius received as well.

"Oi, Padfoot, what's the package?" James asked.

Sirius absentmindedly opened the box and soon wished he hadn't.

At first, there was only a bit of dust that settled over the two of them, but that bit of dust made an interesting effect.

"Uh… you two… It seems you two have your own- Erm… Furry little problem." Remus forced out, at the same time holding back a laugh.

It didn't take them long to realize what he meant.

Animal fur had somehow covered their faces completely, and made quite a spectacle in the great hall.

"Oh, what is it this time? Messing with polyjuice potion, I ask you." Madam Pomfrey sighed.

"Polyjuice? First of all, we weren't messing; someone mailed it to us. Second, it wasn't a potion, it was some sort of magical dust." James explained.

"Well, it was polyjuice dust, then. It's very uncommon, but not that hard; if you have the right stuff for medicinal potions, you can make that." Madam Pomfrey said.

"So who do we know that has some experience studying under a healer and might know simple mixes like that?" James wondered out loud.

"Harper." Sirius said with realization.

"Do you think that was a little harsh?" Belle wondered.

"No way… I hope that'll teach him never to peek ever again." Rose said darkly.

"What?" Belle looked at her bewilderedly.

Rose then, under the binds of their promise, explained to her about the 'rose bath incident'.

"Oh… So then, how long do you think 'til they get it off?" Belle asked.

"If they don't shave it, there's a counter potion Auntie Poppy knows how to make." Rose replied absently.

"Wait… Auntie Poppy?! Are you referring to Madam Pomfrey?" Belle demanded.

"Oh, yeah, my mom's cousin. I call her Madam Pomfrey usually but when I was younger, and… smaller," Rose flinched on 'smaller', "My mom would have her over and I'd address her as Auntie Poppy."

"Okay, Rose… when's your free period done?" Belle asked.

"Umm… it'll be lunch by the time it's done. Why?" Rose replied.

"Let's play a game. Truth or Dare, how about it?" Belle suggested excitedly.

"Oi, what're you two doing?" Looking up, Peter and Sirius were emerging from another class.

"Playing a game. Good thing you didn't shave your fur, Black; It would've just grown back." Belle mocked.

"What game?" Sirius ignored her and sat with them, along with Peter.

"Truth or Dare." Belle said proudly.

"Alright, we're in too." Sirius smirked.

"Right…" Peter mumbled, actually anticipating something good.

"Right. I'll use this butterbeer bottle so we're sure there's no cheat spells. Hey, what about Potter and Lupin?" Belle asked.

"They won't be done 'til lunch." Peter replied.

"Okay, then let's start." Belle put the bottle into motion.

(A/N: What they were thinking at the time was very interesting. It was something like this…

Rose: Oh damn, what the hell? I'm not supposed to be doing this with HIM around. I might blurt out something I shouldn't. Bloody hell, I wish he'd pull back his hair; it's too cute that way…

Sirius: That's it… Now I have a way to exploit some of their secrets. Oh fuck, why is Harper staring at me. There go the images again…

Belle: I hope Rose and Black will finally break some ice. Then there's Pettigrew… Funny, I only noticed now that he's cute. In a weird, mousy sort of way, sure.

A/N: Yeah, Peter's thoughts, I don't exactly know. Any suggestions are welcome. Okay, back to the story)

"There. Truth or Dare, Black?" Belle asked procedurally.

"Alright. Dare." Sirius said.

"I dare you lick someone here." Belle said mischievously.

"You're thick!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Chickenboy." Rose muttered.

"Alright, that's it." Sirius then moved quickly and dog-licked Rose on the face.

"Aaah! Damn it, you git!" Rose shrieked.

"That's what you get, Harpy." Sirius smirked.

(A/N: Sorry for another interruption. Thoughts!!!

Rose: OMFG, did he just LICK me? This is so wrong!!! And I liked it!!!!!

Sirius: Bloody hell, did I just do what I think I did? Calm down, Padfoot, it was payback, nothing else…

A/N: Are you using your imagination? )

"Okay, before we resume, new rules are in order. Rose, don't kill Sirius. And vice-versa. Okay, Here's the next one." Belle said.

The bottle landed on Peter, and he twitched.

"Truth." He said uncertainly.

"Alright, Peter. When we told you to dump that stuffed toy of yours in second year, what did you do with it?" Sirius asked.

"Erm…" Peter squirmed, and Belle held back a laugh.

"I got rid of it… After fourth year." He forced out.

The next minute was just a whole lot of laughter from three sources.

"Moving on… Okay, Rose this time." Belle said.

"Truth." Rose mumbled, clutching her sides.

"Okay. Who do you love most in this world?" Belle asked.

The others listened intently, each curious of what she was going to say.

What the heck does Belle mean by that? Rose wondered.

"The one I love most is… My mom." Rose said sincerely.

"Oh… Right." Sirius mumbled.

Phew, that was close. It's half-true, I guess. Rose sighed with relief.

"Okay, I'm spinning this time." Sirius said.

And, wouldn't you know it, it landed on Belle. (A/N: I suck; it was no coincidence)

"Okay, truth." Belle said cheerfully.

"Do you think Pettigrew is cute?" Rose asked randomly.

"Why?" Belle asked with wide eyes.

"You've been staring at him for the past two minutes with your bright-eyed look. You only ever do that when you think something is cute. Heck, you did that when my hair went pippy-long stockings." Rose mumbled absently.

"Yes. So what?" Belle said without awkwardness.

"Okay…" How the hell can she be so calm about it? Sirius wondered as Belle hugged Peter like some weird teddy bear.

"Right. It's Rose's turn again." Belle said cheerily.

"Huh?" Rose looked to see that the bottle indeed was pointing to her, but she hadn't even noticed that it was spun.

"Oh, erm… Truth again." Rose said.

"Who do you love most that you aren't related to?" Belle asked eagerly. (A/N: Yes, she's faithful to her cause)

"Can I get out of the game now, please?" Rose implored.

"Not until you answer the last one." Sirius said.

"Alright, I love the one who makes me the happiest in Gryffindor. I'm out." Rose said quickly, leaving just as speedily.

"Darn, she wormed her way out of it." Both Sirius and Belle muttered at the same time.

"I have a plan. When's your free period tomorrow?" Asked Belle.

Belle has an evil plan which requires suggestions from the readers. Truth or Dare suggestions, people! I know truth should be yes or no questions, but no worries, that doesn't apply here. Next chapter won't come if I don't get suggestions.

And fluff comes when Sirius meets Mare, and the day after comes Rose's exploitation.

Meanwhile, i'll be working on my avatar fic. Please review and suggest.