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With a loud bang, Mary Suewriter was thrown from her computer screen and into her chair. She looked around, dazed, not quite sure if what she had just experienced was real. She blinked and then looked at her computer screen. Her story about Mary Weasley was still up there. But, something was different about it…

There was writing right over it in a strange red font. It said, 'You have learned your lesson well. To right the wrongs that have just happened, you must see reality. Do what you think is right.' She blinked at the cryptic message.

Mary Suewriter thought. And thought. She turned to the screen again and looked over her story. She sighed. Reading over it, she realized that it did seem silly and far-fetched. Mary Weasley was too perfect. She was a completely impossible character. The love between her and Harry felt so random and rushed. The revelation hurt her, but it made her see.

It was never meant to be. She highlighted the story. And deleted it. Forever.

And so ends the tale of Mary Suewriter and her Mary-Sue, Mary Weasley… just one more Mary-Sue gone from the universe. But that does not mean that the tale is over…

Hogwarts, 1993

"HARRY!" everyone cried out, not even noticing Mary Suewriter being sucked away by a green vortex.

Fudge laughed, evilly. "And now all I have to do is kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and then I can become Dark Lord, no wait, even better! I'll be the Supreme-Super-Evil-Minister-of-the-Entire-World!" He turned as if to Disapparate and then swore. "Stupid no-Apparation spells ruining my dramatic exit…" he muttered, twitching.

"Stupefy!" someone finally decided to yell before the future Supreme-Super-Evil-Minister-of-the-Entire-World could do anything else. The spell hit Fudge and he crumpled to the ground. Everyone looked around to see who cast the spell, which turned out to be the person they had least expected to do something of the like given the current situation…

…Harry Potter! While Fudge was saying his incredibly long title, Harry had gotten up from where he was supposedly dead and Stunned Fudge with his wand.

"HARRY!" everyone cried out again.

"Why aren't you dead, mate?" Ron asked in shock.

Harry shrugged and then pinched his bleeding nose.

Dumbledore smiled, knowingly. "I know what happened here," he said with a smile. "Fudge is clearly not very good at casting spells, especially Unforgivables. He must have been so incompetent that he could not muster enough feeling or power to kill Harry."

"But in order for that to happen, he would have to have the ineptitude of, well, a fourth-year Hogwarts student!" Hermione exclaimed.

"Clearly you've never seen Fudge do magic," Moody growled with what looked like a smile appearing on his scarred face, "He couldn't even perform a simple Hovering Charm!" Moody chuckled. "We used to make fun of him all the time at the Auror Department, well, secretly of course, because if he knew that we were making fun of him, he would have fired us all…"

"But how could someone so incompetent with magic become Minister of Magic?" Hermione asked.

Moody shrugged. "Ask the voters; I know I didn't vote for him…"

"I voted for him… but that was only because I thought he would be a very good puppet. And I was right, by the way," Dumbledore said with a smile.

"You… won't… die!" Sirius suddenly shrieked, hitting Harry's foot with his fist. "Why… can't… you… just… die… like… every… other… character!"

"Stupefy," Snape said, pointing his wand at Sirius. When Sirius crumpled to the ground, unconscious, Snape gave an uncharacteristic smile. "You know, I always wanted to do that…"

"But now we must get back to the school…" Dumbledore said. "So that out weary may rest and so that we may turn in Fudge for attempted manslaughter."

"Do you always have to make whatever you say sound all-knowing?" Harry asked.

"No, that's just your interpretation of my words," Dumbledore replied with a smile that made his eyes twinkle in that odious way.

"Whatever, let's just get out of here," Hermione said grumpily.

"Yeah, I think I've had enough trouble for a lifetime," Harry said.

"What?" Ron asked.

"I don't know," Harry shrugged, "It just felt like the right thing to say."

"Hey, where's that weird girl?" Pettigrew chirped up.

Everyone looked around and tried to refrain from cheering because she was gone.

"Well, who cares as long as she's not bothering any of us… or trying to stab Ginny in Gryffindor Tower…" Harry pointed out.

"Good point, mate."

"Let's just get out of here!"

"Okay, Hermione. We're going," Harry said.

"And I'm still not speaking to you," Ron added.

"But you just did, Ronald!"

"No, I didn't! You just spoke to me!"

"Well, now you just spoke to me again!"

"Why you little--"

"Okay, you two, break it—er, Just stop, okay?"

"Very well, Harry, best of mates!"

"No, Harry, you're my best friend!"

"Should I stun them, too, Headmaster?" Snape asked with an eager glint in his eyes.

"No, Severus, that would be a breach in the student-teacher trust. However, if I did it, it would be okay." Dumbledore pointed his wand at Ron and said, "Stupefy!" Ron fell to the ground. "Stupefy!" Hermione then fell. "Okay, then, now, we can go!"

And slowly, everyone filed out of the dusty old room of the Shrieking Shack, their lives permanently changed; their destinies permanently altered, for better or for worse.

Okay, so like I said before, this is not the last chapter! The next chapter will be, though. I'd like to thank Mina-chan AMD, Ogreatrandom, Flamespirit-eth, and Undeniable Mystique for reviewing for the previous chapter. Please leave lots of reviews!