Learning about dude stuff...

Episode 12, Part 1

By Neoraichu

All Characters are the property of Frederator Studios, and I hope that the Manstache is something I dreamed up myself.

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So Marilyn settled into Guy's room while "Guy" settled in with Kelly. After dinner, they retired to their respective rooms to move their stuff into a temporary storage arrangement. Then they had to take turns waiting for the bathroom to brush their teeth and otherwise prepare themselves for bed.

Then Guy (Mind of Kelsey) waited for Kelly to change into her pajamas in the hallway (as the closet just wasn't large enough to use as a changing room). Once they traded places, Kelsey could change as well. She just wasn't used to boy clothes, or having to dress around that embarrassing little thing she now had to put up with between 'his' legs. Well, it felt kinda embarrassing to Kelsey.

So the two of them slipped into bed side by side, pulled up the sheets, but couldn't seem to fall asleep right away. They turned their heads to glance into each others eyes.

"Do you think I've been convincing as Guy?" asked Kelsey.

"Well, Boxter and Droosha have been keeping to themselves if your behavior has been too strange," replied Kelly, "I noticed you've been doing a pretty good job of guzzling Fizzburp and hiding the fact that you don't like it."

Kelsey nodded, and said, "But I know how much your brother likes it. It would be just too strange if he suddenly stopped drinking it."

"I hope that Shiela will figure out how to put you both back into your right bodies."

"Me too," she replied, "I didn't realize just how weird it was going to be to... be a guy."

"I suppose..."

"For example, I've been getting these strange reactions whenever I see... chesty women."

"Well, they say how you respond... sexually... is as much biology as it is sociology."

"I guess it's just not the same way my old body responded."

"To boys?"

Kelsey nodded.

Kelly leaned over and kissed Kelsea on the cheek. "Good night, 'little brother'," she said softly, "Sleep tight."

Kelsey blushed as she sighed, "Oh no, not again."

"Not what?"

"I have this..." stammered her 'little brother', "little thing that... Well... You know..."

"Let me check," said Kelly as she shifted her hand under the sheets, "Yeah. You sure do."

Kelsey blushed horribly as some things were touched.

"What should I do about it?"

"It should go away on its own."

"But when I'm laying in bed like this, it could take an hour or more."

"Does it hurt?"

"Sometimes."

"Don't you know what to do? How to make it go away faster?"

Kelsey shook her head 'no'.

"Well, I'm no... *cough* expert, but I think I have an idea about what to do." She left bed and went out into the hallway. When she returned a little later, she had a small bottle of hand lotion with the pump dispenser. Setting that on the nightstand, she climbed back into bed.

Reaching under the covers, she said, "Well these things have to be gotten out of the way." Kelsey squirmed as certain clothing items were shifted. Then she put some lotion on her hand and reached under the covers. Whatever she did there make Kelsey squirm and blush. She then reached over to the nightstand and withdrew several tissues. Then she took them under the covers. Kelsey shifted nervously and blinked. "Uh... to make sure there's no mess." Kelsey nodded. "I believe you're supposed to grip it like this." Kelsey gasp in surprise. "It's alright. It shouldn't hurt."

"Oh no," answered Kelsey, "I was just a little taken by surprise."

"Now you start doing this," said Kelly as she sheets shifted. Kelsey look wide-eyes at her as she blushed. "Start slowly like this, and build up speed. Don't hold it too tight or it will hurt." She sheets moved more quickly as Kelsey blushed more hotly.

"Ah..." moaned Kelsey, "That's just making it worse..."

"I know," she replied, "but it must get worse before it gets better."

"How do you know so much about... *gasp*"

"Let's just say that little brother and I have... had this conversation before..."

"Oh... He must really... trust you... to touch his... stuff."

"I guess so."

Kelsey began panting as she moaned, "How stiff does this thing get?"

"Not any more than this."

"AH... When will it end?.. It's almost unbearable..."

"Not much longer. But you should learn to be more quiet. It's not good to draw attention to yourself."

Kelsey calmed down a bit. 'He' panted, but not so loudly. Then Kelsey suddenly stiffened under the sheets and the back arched just a little.

"That's alright," said Kelly softly, "It's natural."

"But it's... so... messy..." said Kelsey panting.

"We can't do much about that... but clean up afterwords..."

"Well... it does feel... kinda good... now that... it's over... I didn't know... muscles could do that..."

"So I've been told..."

"Thank you... 'big sister'..."

"No problem... 'little brother'..."

The two smiled at each other as the dirty tissues were discarded.

(Interlude between the first part of the episode and the second! She-yeah!)

Memories and stories...

Episode 12, Part 2

By Neoraichu

The older Kelly, now called Marilyn Monroe, was back in her old room after all those years. It felt strange and comforting at the same time. The last time she was there, Dark Snide-R was making his bid to control the world. But people weren't concerned at the time because it was all taking place overseas, and the only thing they had to worry about was a few lurid reports from foreign battlefields.

She was more concerned about the way SheZow and the Manstache had both vanished without a trace. That they weren't anywhere in the known world. The villains of Megadale were already starting to move against the city with its resident heroine out of the way. With villains starting to rampage, the Police were completely overworked.

Since Smalltownsville had a number of heroes to protect them, they weren't as hit as hard by the disappearance of their hero, the Manstache. It wasn't as hard to just cover the usual rogue's gallery that the Manstache had to put up with.

She tried to cover for SheZow. Really, she and Maz tried. Sheila whipped up some super gadgets and a costume (or three), but she just wasn't up to the job in spite of the dubious assistance of Maz (who changed costumes almost as often as she changed her panties).

Remembering all of her personae did manage to make her smile and giggle a moment. The first was Utility Belt Girl (and her sidekick, the Tool), but every villain realized by her name alone what her most exploitable vulnerability was. Then came Skintight Battlesuit Girl (and her sidekick, the Tu-Tu Avenger), and exploiting that one weakness was one of the most embarrassing experiences of her super heroine life. After that came time Shiela tried to make a duplicate SheZow Ring, but really made her just a shadow of the real SheZow (and her sidekick, HeWow) that couldn't even beat Candy Rapper (while having a bad day). She suddenly shuddered at the thought of licorice rope for about a decade after that. The next several failures ran together in her mind like some bad comedy montage.

So the City had to hire a few mercenary heroes. They only saved people when they were paid to. The leader called himself the Penalty Shot, as he carried about a ridiculous number of guns. The second called herself the Mistress, as she wore rather revealing leather to distract her enemies (at least the male ones) and used a cat-o-9-tails to scourge her enemies with. Then their was the sexy reformed cat burglar who called herself Purloined Persian with her own utility belt full of exotic weapons (and cat toys). Lastly, there was the Iron Iron, who was actually made of living steel and could burn his enemies with his hot skin and steam.

But those people didn't really work all that well together. They seemed more interested in competing with each other over who would get the largest share of reward money. Some villains even managed to get away with a major crime by cutting them in on the spoils and then letting them 'escape'.

Needless to say, that contract did last for more than a month before they were run out of town on a rail. By the time the City had got around to looking for a replacement for the replacements, Dark Snide-R and his war had come to Megadale. He claimed he was fighting a war against crime and chaos, but it was soon apparent that his robot soldiers and super criminal army were just trying to suppress everyone. Declaring himself Mayor, a curfew was imposed upon the masses, and no business was conducted after sundown other then the most important Emergency Services.

The crime rate plummeted at first, so people didn't care about the harsh security. The phone system was monitored to expose criminal plans and underground networks. Those who provided internet services were required to provide lists of all of their customers and the passwords that were known to them. The people felt if they weren't criminals, they had nothing to fear.

Dark Snide-R took control of all media, and surprisingly every form of media they could find espoused the virtues of his rule. Reporters were ordered to write false stories, or be fired and face possible criminal charges.

While the people were placed under heel, the elites flocked to Dark Snide-R with their money and support, and were rewarded with freedom from all manner of regulation and safety standards. Jobs became more dangerous as wages and benefits were slashed. City services such as Sanitation and City Maintenance were slashed to the point that the roads were turned into something like a crater-filled battlefield.

Civil unrest grew until Martial Law was declared in several cities across the nation. There was rioting in some areas, but not in Megadale. They were happy that there wasn't some sort of villain attack every other day or so that SheZow had to save them from.

There was rumors that daily control of Megadale was turned over to Megamonkey, and they he was using Tara and SheZap as his personal enforcers of his new proclamations. It also seemed like there was positions for Candy Rapper, the Mocktipus, and other Megadale ne'er-do-wells. They took control of the City's gangs and effectively deputized them as their own personal enforcers.

While there was some question of his citizenship, Dark Snide-R began his first campaign to become President of the United States. He ran under the patriotic banner as an independent, but lost to the first woman President. But the race brought him into public view as a major player in the game of politics, and prepared him for a future race. Funding obstruction in the Congress, her approval ratings fell as every useful bill in the Congress was blocked. The order of the day was to create false grass roots movements against the President. To use the media to make it look like they were some sort of majority.

The next election came, Dark Snide-R made any promise that made him look good, and he was swept into office with a landslide against the incumbent candidate.

But in Megadale, the economy slipped into poverty as wages were slashed and prices were inflated through the roof. The people were suppressed when they tried to complain. Martial Law seemed to become a permanent fixture. Elections were suspended, making Megamonkey the city Mayor for life.

Her memories were interrupted as Droosha knocked on the door.

"Yes?" she asked.

"I just wanted to know if you needed anything, dear," replied Droosha.

"I'm fine, maa... dear," she said awkwardly, "Thank you for asking."

"It's not a problem," came the answer, "I'll see you in the morning."

"Sure."

Then Marilyn rolled to her side and fell into a restless sleep.