A Shower Story
Episode 13, Part 1
By Neoraichu
All Characters are the property of Frederator Studios, and I hope that the Manstache is something I dreamed up myself.
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Kelly woke up fairly early in the morning. Just like Guy, Kelsey slept like a log once 'his' personal needs were taken care of. She just reached under the covers to make sure Kelsey's underwear was back in place and back in order. Looking at her hand, she shuddered when she remembered what she had taught Kelsey to do that night. It was just as creepy as the night she had shown Guy how to do it. She was starting to feel like she was a Doctor Ruth Westheimer or something.
Getting up, she trudged over to the bathroom. Lightly knocking on the door to make sure no one was already in there, she let herself in. She stripped before she relieved herself, and then warmed up the shower once that was done. Then she unbound her hair and let it fall around her shoulders.
Then she stepped into the shower and began scrubbing herself down with the body soap and the loofah sponge. It felt quite good to remove the dirt of the day before as well as the accumulated dead skin that tended to make one look older anyways.
About then, she heard a noise like someone had come in. It was all muffled because of the noise the shower was making. She just hoped they were there to use the toilet or the sink and leave without making a fuss.
Getting a handful of shampoo, she began to wash out her hair. With her hair wet and down, it came down well past her shoulders. It was a bit of a chore to keep it all clean and in shape even if she did clean it on a regular basis.
It was about then that someone stepped into the shower just behind her. She yelped and got shampoo in her eyes. Yet the hands that helped her clear her eyes seemed oddly familiar. She could feel someone step up behind her, pressing their breasts into her back.
"Mom?" she asked.
"No," came the reply, "It's me... I mean, It's you... or should I say the future you..."
"Marilyn?"
"Well since we're cozy like this, you can call me Kelly. After all, I am you."
"That's just so awkward to think about."
"I suppose."
"So what are you doing in the shower here with me?"
"Try to change the future so that some horrible things... won't come to pass."
Once her eyes were clear, she realized that the hands from behind her were now grabbing her breasts.
"Hey!" said the younger Kelly, "What's the deal?!"
"You're tense. Very tense. You help others too much, and don't think enough about your own... needs. I mean, you jerked off your own brother last night, but you haven't spent even one second taking care of yourself."
"You know about that?!" asked Kelly suspiciously, "Were you spying on us?!"
"Of course not," she replied, "but 'Guy' was not all that quiet, and it wasn't all that hard to remember what made that noise. I was there, after all,.. all those decades ago."
"So what are you planning to do with me?"
"I simply want to show you what you've been too... shy to ask Droosha about."
Kelly gulped as Marilyn played with her breasts, fondling and teasing them. She could feel her nipples hardening as they responded to the teasing.
"But I'm the responsible one," she panted, "I can't loose control like this..."
"Nonsense," came the reply, "You need satisfaction as much as anyone. You deserve this as much as anyone. Denying yourself the right to pleasure yourself is only going to damage you as time passes."
"That's crazy," she panted, "I don't need release. That just hedonism."
"Yes, you do. It's perfectly normal. You need to feel this..." Marilyn emphasized the point by pinching one of Kelly's nipples, making her moan. "Remember, I am you. I remember all the frustration you must be keeping hidden because I couldn't indulge in my own pleasure either. When the first man expressed an interest in me sexually, I couldn't help but throw myself at them. The first man to show that he thought I was sexy got laid on the first night. It was Dark Snide-R."
Kelly gulped between moans.
"He took me in after SheZow disappeared. Heck, he could have raped me six ways from Sunday and I still would have felt completed by him. But he seduced me instead. He made me want it. He made me beg for it."
One of Marilyn's hands slid down over Kelly's stomach and down between her legs.
"He made me think it was all my idea!"
Kelly moaned as Marilyn hotly fingered her sex.
"I wouldn't have been so vulnerable if I just allowed myself release earlier!"
Kelly gasp as fingers were thrust up into her.
"I wouldn't have been so desperate if I just let myself think I was sexy and attractive in my own right! That I didn't secretly need some dick to complete myself!"
She glanced down and noticed some blood dripping into the drain.
"Sorry," she panted, "I guess I got carried away. Didn't expect to get your cherry popped like this, did you?"
But Kelly was far too involved panting and moaning to care. With one hand still caressing her breast and another cluster banging her, she was going nuts with her arousal. Just when she though she couldn't take anymore, the hand on her breast suddenly clamped over her mouth. She leaned her head back and moaned like she never had before. It was her first, and quite powerful, orgasm. If there wasn't a hand clamped over her mouth, she had no idea how loud she would have been. It dragged on for minutes because the fingers inside her just wouldn't stop teasing her.
When it ended, she felt herself turned about to face Marilyn, and then she got a full kiss on her panting mouth.
"Mmmppphhh?!" she asked into the kiss.
The kiss dragged on for a few minutes, even letting Marilyn stick her tongue into her mouth for a while. Her hands were on her upper back between her shoulders, and on her ass, pulling her that much tighter against Marilyn's body.
Then they finally stopped kissing.
"What the hay was that about?!" asked Kelly.
"I told you, you needed release badly," replied the older Kelly, "and I also wanted to test something as well."
"I'm a guinea pig now?!"
"No. I just wanted to see if I remembered this from my own past, and I don't. That means the future just has to be changing now. Perhaps it's changing for the better... at last."
"Well it's all still kinda creepy," replied Kelly awkwardly, "Isn't this like some Sci-Fi version of masturbation or something?"
"Oh don't over-think it," replied Marilyn as she squeezed one of Kelly's butt cheeks, "I just want me... that is, you... to sexually loosen up a bit. If you can teach Guy and Kelsey how to jerk off, you can certainly spend a little more time... self pleasuring, as it were. I just want you to mature into someone who wasn't so... imbalanced... as I was."
"Great," sighed Kelly, "For a second, I thought you were falling in love with myself... er, me..."
"Now that would be a lot like narcissism, now wouldn't it?"
They both paused.
"I'm over-thinking it now as well. I guess I really am the future you... and yet you can become someone besides me... I hope this version of me grows up happier and healthier... and stays away from seductive dicks like Dark Snide-R!"
"So..." mused Kelly as she fondled Marilyn's breasts herself, "These are really what my breasts will be like. They're... *cough* all natural?"
"Well... *cough* there will be a technique developed in a couple of years that... shall we say... adjusts the distribution of a woman's body fat... over the course of a week or so... to make her appear more... *cough* endowed, shall we say? It's much more natural and safer than implants and the like... *cough*"
"I take it you took advantage of this... miracle procedure?"
"Yes, I did," she replied awkwardly, "All because Dark Snide-R asked me too. All because he was willing to pay for it all. All because I wanted to have him love me more. Because he was interested in my body and not as nearly as much in my mind."
"Wow... I guess I was... desperate... for love..."
"Well, time to finish showering my dear," said Marilyn like a big sister, "After all, we don't want people to start gossiping about us or anything... But if you feel the need for... release... don't hesitate about coming to me and seeking it."
She leaned close to Kelly's ear and whispered, "And I know you have a huge amount to tensions that you need to have released... badly."
(Interlude between the first part of the episode and the second! She-yeah!)
The Cure for the Common Body Switch
Episode 13, Part 2
By Neoraichu
Once dressed and after breakfast, Kelly and Kelsey went down to the lair where they met up with Maz, Guy and Gerald. It was awkward the way that Kelsey and Guy were looking over their original bodies.
"Hey," said Guy as he looked over his male body, "Did you dye my hair?!"
"I just added a few desperately needed highlights," she replied defensively, "And why aren't you wearing our sports bra?!"
"It was too hard to figure out."
"Gerald would have helped."
"She... I mean, 'he' wouldn't let me," interrupted Gerald.
"You didn't mind touching me when she showed me how to... uh... *groan*"
"Because you asked me to show you, remember?"
Now Guy was blushing badly.
"That not important right now," he said with another cough, and turned to face Sheila, "Have you figured out how to switch us back?"
"Yes, I'm done analyzing the body scans I took of you two," she replied before pausing.
"AND?!"
"I don't think you're going to like the results..."
"It's a permanent change?"
"No," she replied, "But the 'cure' might be worse than the 'disease'."
"How could that possibly be?"
"Because in order to reverse the process and restore balance between you two, you need... the ring of SheZap and the staff of Megamonkey."
"Say what?!"
"You heard me."
"SheZap has a ring too?" asked Kelsey.
"Of course. It's the Anti-SheZow Ring, more or less. It was created along with SheZap."
"And why the staff of Megamonkey?" asked Guy.
"It's technomagical,.. or some future science that hasn't been defined yet..."
"So why don't we just beat them up and take it?"
"That's not the way heroes work," said Gerald.
"So... we're supposed to negotiate with super villains now?"
Gerald nodded.
"That's completely nuts! Even if they were in a mind to cooperate, which they aren't, the price they would demand would no doubt be even worse than the problem we have now. Just how many of our ideals do you think they would have us throw out the window just to get their help?! How many laws would they demand we break before they give us the time of day let alone their 'items of power'?!"
"Well, that's a valid point, too."
"Then we'll just have to trick them into cooperating," said Kelly and Marilyn as one.
"Wow," said Guy, "Sister stereo."
Kelly and Marilyn glanced at each other. "Well, I am the future Kelly," said Marilyn.
"Haven't you done this already?" asked Guy.
"No. You vanished for decades before this problem was solved. By the time you and the Manstache reappeared in the future, that was no longer an issue. Sheila never bothered to complete her analysis because other problems were popping up all around us."
"Oh..."
Kelly glanced towards Shiela and asked, "So list all of the recent appearances of both SheZap and Megamonkey."
"Looking for a pattern, are we?"
"Obviously," she sighed.
"A little testy, are we?"
"I just want the situation to get back to something almost normal."
"I did my best to find an answer, you know."
"I know. Sorry if I'm been a bit... touchy."
"Here are the latest 'appearances' of both SheZap and Megamonkey."
A map of Megadale appeared with a number of both black and red dots appearing on it.
"The black dots are SheZap, and the red dots are Megamonkey."
"Darn, SheZap is totally random... and here I thought she was supposed to be the opposite of SheZow."
"What are you trying to say?" asked Guy.
"Nothing," replied Kelly and Marilyn as one. They glanced at each other.
"Dude," said Maz, "They're like saying, SheZow is totally spontaneous!"
"Oh," Guy replied.
"Whatever works," replied Kelly and Marilyn as one.
"Yeah," said Kelly, "This is just a little weird..."
"Just a little," agreed Mariyln.
"What about the Sheila computer in the She-Hind? She's from the future. Maybe she has a better idea of how they acted in the past!" suggested Kelsey.
"A great idea!" suggested Guy, "Not everyone knows that SheZow has returned yet. Maybe they'll still act like she wasn't here?"
"Then the historical record of their actions would still be valid," suggested the She-Hind's computer, "According to my records, Megamonkey will use Candy Rapper and Mocktapus to rob a series of National Banks starting tomorrow at 12:01 PM at the Megadale 1st National Bank. SheZap will destroy a bunch of vendor carts in Central Park and spray people with mustard starting around 1:15 PM. So... dispicable."
"Do you know how hard it is to get out mustard stains?!" asked Kelly and Marilyn as one.
"I lost my favorite sweatsuit to that little tramp's mustard sneak attack!" added Marilyn.
"Not my favorite sweatsuit!" replied Kelly.
"Yeah. Definitely don't wear that tomorrow."
"I agree."
"Okay, I think we should stop Megamonkey first, and then nab SheZap. Since there's more than an hour between crimes, we shouldn't have to split up or anything, because... well... they almost never really works anyways. We can stash the staff in the She-Hind to make sure it remains safe from everyone else, especially Dark Snide-R. Who knows what he's up to since he already knows SheZow and the Manstache are back in town."
"Agreed," said Kelly and Marilyn as one.
"That gives me some time to work on my sidekick personae as well!" said Maz happily.
"I can't wait to see," said Guy, Kelly and Marilyn as one, although Guy was the only one who didn't mean it as sarcasm.
"Funky echo," said Maz.