Preparations
Episode 15, Part 1
By Neoraichu
All Characters are the property of Frederator Studios, and I hope that the Manstache is something I dreamed up myself.
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"Okay," said SheZow, "Let's get that ring."
"But what about Dark Snide-R's robots?" asked the Manstache.
"I tend to break my toys after playing them for a while. Especially the ones that I don't like that much."
"That's alright," said Marilyn, "It's not bad to break your toys when they're trying to break you first."
"Good point."
"I suggest that SheZow use her vanishing cream to sneak past the robots and look for SheZap to attack directly. The rest of us will clean up the mess with the robots." She glanced at Kelly as she continued, "I've made a couple of things so you can help out too."
"Who? Me?" asked Kelly.
"Yes. You."
"Why?"
"Because I am what you might have become, and I know you always wanted to help SheZow. Especially after she and the Manstache vanished from my life."
"Oh... I see..."
"Here," said Marilyn, "Take these." She pulled a few things from her purse and gave them over to Kelly. "They aren't much, but I'm sure they're better than being defenseless."
"So what are they?"
"Well, this small atomizer here contains Tear Gas Perfume. I believe it's a copy of DNKY Be Delectable..." she said pointing to the small spritzing bottle of clear crystal with the red rubber bulb and the silver nozzle.
"You made this?"
"I can't say I made every little thing from scratch. It's not like I have a secret lab somewhere you know."
"Oh... Of course. And these other things?"
"This is the Detangling Deflection Brush. It's really good with snarled hair... oh, and it turns into a personal buckler shield that's supposed to be all but unbreakable. The mirror side is also great for deflecting laser attacks." It had the detangling brush on one side and a silver mirror on the other. The whole thing seemed a little heavier than normal as well.
"Fashionable features?"
"Well, I did think it would be best if your gadgets were somewhat related to SheZow's, but without outright copying them."
"Oh, I see."
"Now the compact here has a number of functions," she said as she pointed out the silver compact. It has eye shadow and some base. I'm sure you'll like the colors, but you can change them if you feel like it. It's also a video communicator, a satellite cell phone, a signal tracker, a laser pointer and range finder, a holographic map projector, a personal data assistant, and it also stores about half a dozen micro tracking devices. The effective tracking range is about 2 miles in urban conditions. You should be able to communicate with either Sheila or Sheila 2. 0. 3. 6. anywhere within city limits."
When Kelly opened the compact, a hologram of Maz wearing a bath towel sprang up. He was just wearing a towel. And a goofy smile.
"OH!" said Marilyn with a sudden blush, "That's just a test image!"
"Sure..." replied Kelly with a slight blush of her own, "Test image..." She wondered where she even got the image from, but was far too embarrassed to even ask about it. Glancing around, the closed the compact before anyone else could see it.
"It's just... not important right now."
"Of course."
"Well anyways, that's the important stuff. I might have something more... later."
"Okay, but don't make me any costumes without my approval," advised Kelly.
"Of course," she replied.
"NOW LET'S KICK SOME BOT BUTT!"
"Sounds like a plan. You'll need the shiny side of the shield, because those look like the laser armed bots Dark Snide-R built in the future." She turned to Maz and added, "Be sure to use your change shield. We're mainly here to distract the robots and let SheZow capture SheZap. No unnecessary heroics, Maz. Got it?"
"Okey dokey!" said Maz.
"A simple 'yes' would suffice."
"But then that wouldn't be me," he protested.
"I suppose not."
"I hope you made yourself at least one weapon or defense," added Kelly.
"Oh, I made myself a thing or two," she replied with a grin.
"Busy little thing, aren't you?"
"I... have new friends from an old past to protect."
"Okay," said SheZow, "I'm going to vanish now. You be careful, okay? I want to see you all safe and sound when I get back."
"Just keep up with your end of the job and I'll worry about the rest of us... If worse comes to worse, I can call in the She-Hind for a little invisible laser attack action."
"Good idea. I'm sure I don't need any heavy backup like that for just SheZap."
"You shouldn't be so cocky."
"That's just confidence."
"There's a fine line between confidence and overconfidence."
"Whatever..." SheZow replied as she gushed the vanishing cream over herself and vanished from view.
(Interlude between the first part of the episode and the second! She-yeah!)
The Ring of SheZap
Episode 15, Part 2
By Neoraichu
"Woo-hoo!" cried SheZap, "These attack robots are just GREAT! And that guy didn't charge a penny for any of them! All I had to do was promise to use them to make CHAOS! I would have done that even if he did charge for them!" She used her mustard squirters to claim two more fashion victims as she ruined two more outfits with the yellow condiment.
"Mistress," said one of the robots in a tinny voice. It was a light gray robot with no apparent legs, but huge arms for its three foot tall size. The head was small, with no apparent mouth or ears, and one red glowing lens for an eye. Laser weapons were readily apparent on it forearms. Instead of legs, it seemed to float on a glowing red sphere about the same size as its head was.
"I could get used to being called that!"
"Unidentified enemy units have been engaged at the perimeter of the park. One unit may possibly be the Manstache."
"What?!" cried SheZap, "But that musclebound hairlip vanished with SheZow! How could he be back already?!"
"Insufficient data."
"Can't you just say, 'I don't know'?!"
"Negative."
"Anything else?"
"Other units may be known as Kelly, Maz, and an apparently similar unit to the one designated as Kelly."
"Similar unit?"
"Possible biological link detected."
"Can't you deal with them?! I'm having fun over here!"
"Negative. They are attacking with high tech devices that we are not constructed to counter or defeat. However, most of the devices are defensive in nature. They have not inflicted heavy damage other than the Manstache unit."
"Damn them and their toys! Has SheZow been spotted?!"
"Negative."
"Could the Manstache have somehow returned without SheZow?"
"Cannot speculate at this time. Insufficient data."
"Can't you talk normal-like?"
"This mode of speech is standard."
"Well don't just... float there! Go and take care of the super chumps!"
"Affirmative."
The robot floated away. SheZap went back to hacking apart a hot dog cart just for the amusement value.
"Leaving yourself without a guard?" asked a nearby voice, "Isn't that a bad idea?"
"Oh, and attacking me without backup is brilliant?" SheZap replied, "Why don't you come out and show yourself, SHEZOW?!"
"Figured that out all by yourself, did you?" replied SheZow as she appeared near SheZap.
"I'm just as smart as you!"
"That's debatable."
"You're supposed to be missing in action!"
"Obviously, I'm not."
"I almost beat you before! This time, I'll crush you for sure!"
"Promises promises."
They ignited their laser lipsticks at the same time. Stepping forward, their energy blades met and parried each other as they took overhead swings at each other. Then they took low swings at each others belts and blocked each other again. They took a two handed grip on their blades and swung again, only to block each other once more.
"You aren't taking me in, you goody goody creep!"
SheZap pressed into SheZow, first glaring into each others eyes before looking down at SheZow's chest.
"Hey, when the hell did you get TITS?!"
"Jealous much?"
"HAH! You wish!"
"You sound jealous to me."
"WHAT?!"
"Well, if you're my opposite, then I know you really want to be a woman, don't you?!"
"That's shediculous!"
"IS IT?!"
"They're fake!"
SheZow grabbed SheZap's hand and glomped it onto her own breast shouting, "Does this feel fake to you?!"
"No," she gasp, "It can't be real! We're both really dudes!"
"Hey!" gasp SheZow, "Watch it! You're gonna crush my breast like that!"
"I don't understand..."
SheZow managed to pry SheZap's hand off her breast.
"If you really want to be a woman," said SheZow, "then let me borrow your ring."
"Is this a trick?" replied SheZap.
"If I prove this isn't a trick, you'll let me borrow your ring?"
"Sure, but how..."
"Follow me to the lady's room and I'll show you."
The two went to the lady's room, and after making sure they were in there alone, SheZow changed back into the body of Kelsey. Guy absently ran a hand through the flowing blonde hair and batted her baby blue eyes at SheZap.
"You're a woman!"
"Told ya so."
"But how?!"
"It's a bunch of technical stuff that I'm sure you won't understand. I know I just don't understand any of it. All I know is that I need to borrow your ring for a little while."
"And you can make me into a woman like you?!"
SheZap stepped up and grabbed a handful of crotch.
"Stop that!" cursed Guy.
"I just had to be sure that there was... no there there."
"Satisfied that I'm being completely honest now?"
"Yeah."
"I think so." Guy spoke to the ring and said, "You go girl!" SheZow was suddenly back. "Now are you done grabbing me?"
"For the moment."
"And we have a deal?"
"Okay, but no tricks. You get the ring when I'm sure you're being totally truthful. I'm not going anywhere without that ring."
"I'm the goody goody one, remember?"
"There is that."
They walked together out of the bathroom. They came across the Manstache, Kelly, Maz and Marilyn coming in.
"Ah!" cried Kelly, "There's SHEZAP!"
"Time for some manly justice!" yelled Manstache.
"STOP!" cried SheZow.
"What is it?" asked Kelly.
"SheZap will cooperate."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously. You got the Staff of Megamonkey?"
"Are you sure about this?"
"Absolutely."
Kelly produced the Staff of Megamonkey. "Okay," she said, "I need the ring of SheZap."
SheZap looked nervously at SheZow, who nodded. Removing the ring, SheZap handed it over to Kelly. Kelly removed one of the ruby red 'eyes' from the golden skull and replaced it with the ring.
"What do we do now?" asked the Manstache.
"Click your rings against the skull."
"And what do I do?" asked SheZap.
"You just hold onto the Staff," said SheZow.
"Are you sure about that?" asked Kelly.
"Hey," she replied, "I promised."
Kelly gave the staff over to SheZap as SheZow and the Manstache stood beside her. There was a burst of light when they fist bumped their rings into the golden skull. When the light cleared and they could see again, SheZap said, "SheZow! Your tits are gone!" She looked down at her own chest and said, "But I have tits now!"
"Kelly," said SheZow evenly, "Give SheZap back her ring please."
"Are you sure."
"I promised."
Kelly removed the ring and gave it back to SheZap.
Taking SheZap and the Manstache by the hand, SheZow said, "Now we have to be sure this worked after all, so let's go back to the lady's room."
They nodded as they followed. When they were all there, SheZow said to the Manstache, "SheZap and I already know who we really are, so it won't hurt to let her know who you really are. Let's all change back."
The Manstache changed back, and was back to the blonde body of Kelsey.
SheZow changed back, and was now the male Guy.
SheZap changed back, and now was a blonde haired blue eyed girl who looked almost like a twin to Kelsey except for the green highlights in her hair and the green tint to her blue eyes.
"THIS IS INCREDIBLE!" said SheZap.
"I think it's just a bit creepy," said Kelsey.
"I guess we really are opposites now," mused Guy.
"That's weird," said SheZap.
"What's that?"
"I don't feel like I have to hate you anymore. It's like I can be my own person now."
"You're not gonna go all mushy on me, are you?"
"AS IF!"
"Look," said Guy, "I know I'm supposed to beat you up and arrest you and all..."
"AS IF!"
"But let's just call today a draw," he continued, "I'm sure we can battle each other to the bitter end another day, can't we?"
They all changed back to their super personae. SheZap couldn't help but feel up her own new breasts.
"How can she get out without being seen?" asked the Manstache.
"Oh, she can just vanish into shadow," replied SheZow.
"Really?"
"Sure I can," said SheZap, "We'll meet again one day, and then I'll emerge triumphant!"
"You don't sound if you're sure about that," replied SheZow.
"Don't psychoanalyze me over here!"
"Whatever."
"That's my line," swore SheZap as she vanished into the shadows of the bathroom.