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****Important: A brief part of the chapter will be from 3rd POV, focusing on Sasuke. It will be in the beginning but won't last too long. Just so you know so no one gets thrown off by the beginning.

Chapter 5: Part 1- Payback's A Bitch, Teme!

Sasuke Uchiha dragged himself toward the kitchen, the aroma of coffee wafting through the doorway. Upon entering he noticed his brother, the only other person in the room, sitting casually at the table with a cup of coffee in one hand and the newspaper in the other. His eyes briefly flicked up towards his younger brother before returning to the page. "Why good morning, otuoto." The only response Itachi received was a grunt.

Sasuke walked toward the refrigerator and grabbed an apple, red of course since the green ones tasted awful in his opinion, before sitting down at the table across from his brother. By the time Sasuke finished, neither brother had said a word to each other, and not caring to break the wanted silence, he threw away the core and made his way to the doorway without saying a word.

"Mother and father are not happy about the car. What happened again?" Itachi said from the table in a soft tone that clearly held amusement. Sasuke heard him and turned around, shooting him a deathly glare which only caused his brother to chuckle. Itachi received no answer from his brother who turned around and walked back upstairs to brush his teeth and get dressed.

The youngest Uchiha pulled into a parking space and turned his car off. Well technically the car he was driving wasn't his car. His car was in the shop getting fixed, thanks to the blonde who had chucked a rock at the vehicle. Sasuke unconsciously scowled as he thought of the incident and the outcome of it on his beloved car. He stepped out of the car, noticing immediately the shiny red exterior that differed so from his black Porsche. It was his mom's car, a red BMW, and though it was nice, Sasuke preferred his cars black; he wanted his own black car.

"Oh Sasuke-kun, I love your new car!" Sasuke turned toward the high, annoying voice to see Sakura and Ino. He ignored them and locked the car before starting towards the school. He saw Suigetsu and Neiji talking right outside the door, waiting for him like every day.

"Sasuke-kun, you look great in those jeans and shirt!", "Why did you get a new car?", "Do you want to go out to lunch?" were heard as the two girls took turns talking to Sasuke. He picked up his pace and reached his two friends. Suigetsu quickly saw the two girls shadowing Sasuke and sneered at them.

"Can't you bimbos see that you're annoying Sasuke? Go away." He barked at them. Both the girls glared daggers at him. Sakura promptly turned toward Sasuke, making sure to push her elbows together and emphasize her chest. "Sasuke, you don't want us gone right?" She said in a sort of whiney purr. Sasuke looked at her dully. The pinkette shifted uncomfortably and dropped her arms to her side. Ino mumbled, "Let's go". The girls said farewell to Sasuke and headed through the door.

"Sheesh, man. I know having all the world fawn all over you in awesome because you get everything you want but it has some serious drawbacks. I mean between those two, the crazy red-haired whore and…well, hell, the entire school..geez its insane." Suigetsu proclaimed, throwing his arms in the air as the three walked into school, making their way to Sasuke's locker.

"I thought you only hung out with me because of the chicks." Sasuke replied, a small smile on his lips. Suigetsu grinned back. "Hell yeah it is," he responded jokingly.

"Whoa…uh, Sasuke." Neiji cut in as Sasuke was about to reply. Sasuke glanced at him before following his gaze to the Uchiha's locker. Sasuke's eyes widened for a moment before his entire face darkened. All the students that had been gawking at the locker took one look at the menacing beauty and quickly turned the other way. Sasuke stalked towards his locker and stopped right before the puddle of milk on the ground in front of it. The entire locker was painted hot pink with "I Sasuke Uchiha am a PRICK!" written in white over it. A small amount of milk was still trickling from the bottom of the closed locker. A foul stench was also emanating from it. Sasuke was beyond mad. No one messed with him. No one. He was the king of the school and this was something embarrassing that he would not stand for. He was Sasuke fucking Uchiha for fuck's sake.

Five minutes later Sasuke was leaning against the lockers across from his own, with Neiji and Suigetsu next to him, watching while a janitor tried to pry open his locker. Apparently, as the janitor had so discovered a minute ago, the locker was super-glued shut. Neiji was eyeing the glaring Sasuke warily and Suigetsu was trying to force down the smile that was getting harder and harder to hide. Finally the janitor threw all his weight into prying it open, getting his shoes even more soaked in milk and his clothes coated even more in paint, and the door flew open. Sasuke's glare grew darker upon seeing the contents of his locker spill out, looking nothing like they should and with a few extra items in the mix. Neiji gaped and looked at Sasuke anxiously, and Suigetsu lost it and burst out laughing. On the floor lay a burnt remains of any textbooks and papers that had been in Sasuke's locker, along with the burnt remains of what Sasuke assumed was cheese, judging from the horrific smell coming from them. Between the car and the locker, Sasuke was feeling extremely violent and was using all his willpower to not punch something.

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"Did he go into the school?" Kiba asked. 'SHH!" I hissed back. "Sorry!" He whispered. Currently, both he and I were hiding behind some bushes by the parking lot. Gaara, Kiba, and Temari had refused to hide in the bushes with us because they said it was immature. I mean come on! I just wanted us to have codenames and treat Sasuke like a Target (his codename was Teme) and we would watch him come in because I wanted to see the look on his face before his day was destroyed. MWAHAHA!

"Naruto, stop laughing evilly." Kiba hissed. I glanced at Kiba and blushed. I hadn't realized I was laughing out loud. So it was just me and Kiba. Whatever, clearly we are the fun group. They just called us immature because they are boring and we are epically fun.

I watched as Sasuke walked to school, followed closely by Psycho Bitches 1 and 2. I don't like them following Sasuke around. He can't like that. I mean who likes psychos following them around? Just the thought of them flirting with him and trying to seduce really pisses me off….not that I care or anything like that! It's not like I'm jealous. That'd be stupid. Why would I be jealous seeing girls fawn all over teme? They've always done that. And they can still do that because I don't care. It doesn't bother me. Nope, not one bit.

"Okay let's get to first period, bro." I nudged Kiba and we stood up, dusted ourselves off, and went into school (the back way of course since Sasuke's locker is near the front entrance and I'd like to at least make it to lunch and have some ramen before I do, thank you). When we got to Physics class Temari, Gaara, and Shika were already there in their usual seats. There was only a minute or so left before the bell rang and we rushed to our seats, just in case Kurenai-sensei was in an extra bad mood today. Gaara seemed to be radiating an oddly happy aura even though his face was impassive as ever. He was really eager to help me exact revenge on Sasuke, which was great! All my friends were eager to help! Though Shikamaru kept muttering things about repercussions under his breath, he seemed pretty happy to help. I think my friends might be slightly overprotective of me…then again I may just be imagining things. So Physics went great. It wasn't until Spanish during second period, that I was called out of the room by Shizune, the vice principal and things sort of went sour. Hehe, like the milk in the teme's locker! Mwahaha!

"Brat! Why are you evil laughing!?" Tsunade snapped from behind her desk where she was sitting. I slammed my mouth closed. I really need to stop mentally evil laughing if I always do it out loud too. So far Baa-chan had been interrogating me for five minutes and I was about ready to crack. I have a really hard time lying to her. I looked back up into her almond colored eyes and gulped.

"Okay! I did it! But please Baa-chan hear me out!" I cried, totally losing my cool. She sighed. I'm pretty sure she knew it was me. She's seen enough of my pranks to know when I'm the culprit.

"So Sasuke-teme is bullying me and I'm sick and tired of it. He just is such a god-damned annoying, stuck-up bastard. His ego is like bigger than your boobs, and he is so, so ugh! He gets under my skin and is so mean and I want to punch that stupid little smirk off his face every time I see him. Because he's actually evil! I'm telling you Baa-chan. Eeee-vil. So obviously I had to do something. Even though I punched him in the face, threw a really big rock at his expensive car, destroyed his locker, and burned his school stuff, he is so mean that it isn't even equal." I took in a deep breath when I finished. She had to see it from my point of view now.

"…you also threw a rock at his car?" Tsunade said quietly which really freaked me out because she is never quiet.

"It seems like you are the one doing all the 'mean' things, Naruto." What?! No not even. Did she not understand anything I just said he's evil! I can feel my frustration rising. I stood up, face red from anger because she didn't understand, and starting gesturing wildly but unable to form any words.

"Wait, do you…like this boy?" WHAT?! I blanched. Literally, my face went slack and I think my jaw may have grazed the carpet.

"N-NO WAY BAA-CHAN!" I yelled. "Are you out of your mind?" Was she insane? I…He…Well-. And my brain kind of shut down. (random words floated through my head but there was nothing attached to them: attractive, bastard, definitely not, of course, kiss)

"Okay, okay. Just go back to class. You will make it in time for third period so I don't need to escort you. I can't very well give you anymore detentions since you are booked for the month." I looked up at her and nodded. "Get out of here," she said somewhat lovingly and I grinned and left. As if it was waiting for me, the bell rang just as I entered the hallway. Instead of going to History I just went to the parking lot and napped in the bed of Kiba's truck. I dreamt of Gaara and me in a field of grass. I was dressed like a fox and he like a panda. Then Shikamaru showed up and served us tea. It was weird. When I woke I walked back into school, thinking about my dream. The bell rang and as I made my way to gym I decided I didn't really like that dream. I walked into the locker room and went to where I saw Kiba already changing into his P.E. uniform. He looked up and grinned when he saw me. "Hey where were you? Shikamaru told me you left Spanish early and then Temari said you were MIA in History?" Kiba asked as I began to get undressed. "I went to Baa-chan's office. She knew it was us that pulled the locker thing. I didn't get in any huge trouble though. And then I went and napped in your truck!" I said. I pulled on my standard black basketball shorts for gym and then switched my t-shirt with a swirl on it for the white gym one.

"Hey Kiba!" A voice called and both Kiba and I looked over to see some kid we recognized from class. "Guy-sensei wants you right now. He says something about doing laps for a day you skipped. And he wants you out there right now." I glanced at a grimacing Kiba and smirked.

"Shit! Cya in a little bit Naruto!" Kiba called as he jogged to the door.

"Have fun!" I shouted after him. The rest of class started trickling out of the locker room after Kiba left. I sighed. I guess I better get going now. Sitting down, I reached forward and started slipping on my Nike's and lacing them up. Half way through lacing up the first shoe, another shoed pressed down painfully on my fingers. I looked up to see Sasuke, flanked by his two best friends. Ugh! You have got to be kidding is what I wanted to say in a really brave way, instead I was scared. And really annoyed but still scared. My eyes met with dark ones, and Sasuke pushed down harder on my fingers.

"Dammit, Teme, get your shoe off my hand." I hissed as I felt my fingers about to be crushed. The shoe pressed down harder, making me gasp, before it slackened a bit and remained there.

"Who the fuck did you think you were messing with when you pulled that stunt with my locker?" He asked in a deadly calm voice.

"Well I think it's pretty obvious since I wrote your name on the locker." I quipped back. Because I have absolutely no common sense. Because who in their right mind smarts off to a short-fused asshole with two lackeys (both of whom outweigh you) waiting for the signal to beat your ass? Me. I shut my mouth right after the words left but it was too late. Before I knew it Sasuke leg swung around and kicked me in the side.

"Hey you guys Guy-sensei says he wants you stragglers to get your butts out to the gym." A voice echoed in the locker room.

"Alright have fun with your boy-toy Sasuke. I'm not running ten laps because you want to scare the shit out of him. I"ll totally beat him up after school but I'm getting out of here for now." Suigetsu said to Sasuke as he turned and walked away.

"Same here. Guy's a psycho." Neiji called as he jogged toward the door.

Sasuke grabbed my shirt and pulled me up. I gasped from the pain as my injured, no doubt bruised, side was stretched and jerked. "First my car, then my locker." He growled. He didn't push me against the lockers like I thought he would though. Maybe he knew my side was injured and didn't want to hurt me.

…yeah right. Or maybe he just decided not to smash me into a locker on a whim. That was way more likely. He is the one that kicked me in the first place and crushed my fingers. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have a problem pushing me into the lockers.

"I rule this school and yet you still did all that. It's unacceptable. Why did you?" Okay ignoring the weird notion he has that he is some kind of fucking royalty that is above getting pranked, why did he care why I did it? Isn't it obvious!

"To get back at you, obviously." I said like it was such a dumb question. Because it was.

"For what? The Mr. Mark being hard on you thing or the kissing you? Because the Mr. Mark thing wasn't a big deal and I'm pretty sure you liked me kissing you." He was so arrogant! I did not like the kissing…well maybe…NO, absolutely didn't like it…I was just flustered. Yes, I was merely flustered. Both times. That's definitely why you moaned another voice retorted in my head. I pushed that mental debate to the back of my head.

"What about the locker thing you did to me? I got detention for a month!" I snapped, trying to retain my anger and not get embarrassed that he knew I didn't completely not like kissing him.

"I didn't do that. Some other people ran the idea by me and I said it was a good plan and they did it. I didn't come up with it."

"Same thing." I grumbled. I looked at Sasuke, whom I had been avoiding eye contact with since I stood up. He no longer looked that angry.

"Naruto…" He breathed and leaned forward. His lips touched mine and began to move against them. And I know this sounds so cliché but it honestly felt so wrong and so right. A part of my brain was yelling at me that I was destroying my own heart and sanity but the rest of me melted. I-I just…I like him. A little! Just a little! There I said it. With such a confession in mind I tentatively kissed back. I laid my hands on the front of his chest, whether it was to push him away or draw him closer I'm not sure but they just lay there atop is shirt.

"Stop it!" I shouted and pushed him away with both my hands. I watched his face as it morphed from rage to cold and emotionless.

"Che. You're not even worth my time." His voice was as cold as his expression. He turned and walked out of the locker room. My hand flew to my chest, gripping the area above my heart. His words were like a stab to my heart, and I was overcome with sadness though I knew I shouldn't be. These were probably the same words he would have said after he hooked up with me and threw me aside. It hurt though, because I guess I kind of cared what he thought. I wish I wouldn't have pushed him away. I kind of wish he'd kiss me again. This feeling just inspired bitterness in me and made me bite my tongue.

"He's a bastard. Who needs him." I mumbled to myself. I still wasn't sure why I pushed him away. Or why I melted for him so much. As much as I wanted to blame the good looks I knew I wasn't that shallow and the spark of something else every time he was near or touched me said differently. Oh god now I sound like a romantic. Gross.

Suigetsu gave me a funny look when he saw me walk in. He looked over my body like he was searching for bruises and blood. He looked very confused when he found no signs of either. I guess I was surprised by it too now that I think about it. Sasuke was so made but other than the one kick he didn't really hurt me. That was nice of him, I guess.

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Oh my god I just thought it was nice that the bastard didn't do more then kick me so hard he probably bruised my ribs! What is wrong with me? Shit, I'm screwed up. At the same time I searched the gym. No, not for the friend whom I spend every gym class with but the bastard who had just dumped my ass. Oh…we were never dating. He just decided I wasn't worth the chase is a better way to put it. And then I saw him. He was near the far door, leaning against the doorframe, over some girl who was flirting with him. Oh yes I could definitely tell from here.

My insides tightened and I felt physically ill. Girls fawned all over him all the time. There is nothing new about that, but this was my first time seeing Sasuke reciprocate. I turned away quickly not wanting to see anymore. I hurried to the track outside to locate Kiba. We are going to Ichiruka's for lunch. I need a serious pick-me-up.

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Sasuke stormed through the gym doors. Well not really stormed but he walked through and looked anything but pleased. Suigetsu watched his friend, who was wearing his cold façade, walk to the other side of the gym and pull out a phone. Suigetsu started to head over to check on the raven but stopped when he heard Sasuke muttering about needing a quickie to take his mind off of things. When Suigetsu got back to Neiji the blonde walked in looking bothered. He looked he blonde over, searching for any sign of Sasuke beating him up, but found none. He watched in interest as the blonde looked around the room and went rigid when his eyes landed on Sasuke who had called some random girl out of class to distract him from whatever was bothering him. He was surprised to see the blonde look absolutely crushed when he saw the pair by the doorway. The blonde quickly fled back through the door and Suigetsu could only think of what a huge mess Sasuke's fixation on the blonde was turning into. Not only was he messing with the other person, which wasn't new since he used a different person every day, but Sasuke himself was acting bothered. Take for example last night when Sasuke had called him complaining about the blonde. Now, Suigetsu, who is bi, offered to take Naruto off the raven's hands and had been verbally attacked across the phone. Now Sasuke had always been extremely possessive of his toys as a child, but he had showed such a trait when it came to people. He could always care less. Suigetsu wondered what the raven saw in the blonde to make him different. Either way Suigetsu knew he had to be on his toes if Sasuke started to really and truly fixate on the blonde (up til now it had just been 'playing') because though Sasuke was his friend, the guy was majorly unstable.

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"Is Sasuke the reason you are moping around?" Temari asked as we made our way back to school from Ichiruka's. I shook my head.

"I'll beat him up." Gaara offered, sounding very much like he'd like nothing better. "No, but thanks Gaara."

"Come over and sleep over at my house tonight," Kiba said as he put an arm around my shoulder.

"Okay!" I perked up. I love sleepovers!

"I'm coming." Gaara informed Kiba. I beamed at the redhead, "Well, duh."

"Don't even ask me because I'm grounded" Shika replied to my glance at him.

I watched Gaara's retreating figure as it moved farther and farther away. Finally I made my way into English class with a sigh. I quickly found my desk near the window and started dreaming of Friday's rave. I planned on getting drunk off my ass. Yes, so buzzed that Gaara would have to carry me out of the club and deposit me on his bedroom floor since I was not presentable enough to go home. That sounded like a pretty good idea.

I looked at the door as the first of my fellow eighth period students started to come through the door.

This was only the first part of Chapter 5. Slightly more angsty than my other chapters so far. The second half will have more humor I guarantee. I'll try and post it later this weekend. Review and let me know what you think! I was too lazy to proofread so sorry to make you suffer through any terrible grammar and stuff!