Fateful Failure

Shirou had just walked out wondering how should do with the information he just got. When he was interrupted by a long black haired guy, "so Shirou did you find everything ok?"

"Yeah I just learned a little about the grail war that's all." Then approaching from behind Kirito a dark haired brunette appeared, "then you got the gist of it." "Yeah I understand everything, but I don't even know where to begin." "Let me help you with that, go home, and act normally as If this never happened." "I Guess it's a start," Shirou said while rubbing the back of his head.

Then they headed to the gate leading off the churches ground when a blur had rushed right passed Shirou, it was man clad in black and red clothing. "Rin someone is coming" the man said staring down a dirt road to the left of the gates. Two figures had appeared, one a little girl with white hair and the other a giant. Hello, the little girl said waving and smiling.

Kirito waved back, "hi." She walked a few more feet, "I'm Ilya and this is berserker." "Berserker's grumpy and he needs to kill." " Berserker have fun," finishing she let out cute maniacal laugh or it would have been cute if she wasn't serious.

The servant behind her suddenly started moving faster and faster until the giant was in front of Shirou swinging a sword sized of a door down. Frozen in fear Shirou could only stand still, when someone called out. "Move it!"Kirito had been able to stop the giant with his light saber, regardless of how strong Kirito was he couldn't have been that strong. Trying to hold the giant off Kirito sweated, "move already."

Shirou came to his senses and got out of the way. Kirito instantly jumped back to rest a little, knowing if he had stood there he would have been crushed. Ilya let out a small gasp, "wow that's pretty." Berserker instantly charged in again leaving no time for Kirito to rest. Kirito embraced for impact, holding out his photon blade and gun.

Wush! Kirito was thrown into the wall behind him. "Kirito!" Shirou quickly scanned the dust cloud covered wall searching for a sign of life. Thunk, a pebble was just moved in the dust clouds. Kirito was alive, he walked out the dust cloud covered in a little blood on his shoulder. Kirito looked a himself surprised he had bleed. "So this isn't a game huh," "Well that explains a lot."

Towsaka pointed her fingers at berserker, glowing purple it was about to fire. Then the black swordsman yelled out, "don't try anything!" "I don't want anyone getting hurt!" Tosaka had put her hands down, worriedly staring. She knew he was right, but she didn't want to admit it.

"Ha," "berserker isn't any normal heroic spirit he's the strongest in greek history" "Aaagh!" Berserker just rushed in for another attack. Kirito quickly reacted and decided to keep his distance and try his gun. Bang! Bang! Bang! Kirito moved fast enough to dodge his attack but dropped his light saber because his shoulder. He also noticed that the bullets don't affect him unless it was consecutive. His gun also had surprisingly infinite ammo.

Then something surprising happened, berserker had just thrown his sword at Kirito. He wasn't ready, although he was fast he couldn't completely dodge the attack and it slashed a crossed his hip. A huge gouge was there, it hurt like hell but he was alive. Barely able to move he fell on his knees.

"Oh berserker, stop playing around and kill her already." Kirito twitched when he heard this, he wasn't sure if he should have been angry or afraid. Berserker had picked up his sword and walked towards Kirito.

Shirou couldn't stand it, he almost hurt Kirito earlier and now he half dead protecting him. Seeing berserker walk towards Kirito boiled his blood. Berserker was about to finish the job when Shirou appeared out of nowhere and took the hit. Everyone gasped, "why would he do that?"

Ilya was genuinely surprised, "this is getting boring let's go berserker." The giant slowly turned around and faded off into the distance with his master. "Dumb idiot!" Tosaka ran towards Shirou and used a magical stone ,but he had already been healing. "Shirou!" Kirito slowly limped towards Shirou trying to reach him, when the man in black and red clothing picked him up bridal style.

"What are you doing,"Kirito was surprised and didn't like it. "I'm helping you," the man said. "Archer can you carry both of them?" He thought for a second and said "yeah." "Hey kid get on my back." "What!" "I said get on my back." Kirito eventually gave up on arguing and climbed on.

Archer picked up Shirou and waited for Rins command. "Archer take them home I'll be fine on my own." "Alright ,but if you get into trouble it's not my fault." "Just get going!" Archer then started to speed up, going fast enough to out run a car. With sneaks of pain from Kirito every now and then.

"Excuse me Archer if you don't mind he asking, is Shirou going to be all right?" There was a moment of silence then he responded, "don't worry he'll be alright." "Now it my turn if you don't mind me asking, why are you being a tomboy?" Kirito got a little angry gripping Archers shoulders harder, "well for one I am a guy." "Really, well then it seems your missing something."

Kirito just realized he never actually checked, when he was first summoned, he was too busy to care. Though he knew he didn't have a breast at least. Until now, it was there just not clearly. "Archer."
"Yeah." "You are really sharp and I hate you kind of." "Huh, why."

"You had just pointed something out, that I rather I had not known." "And that would be?" It was hard to say ,but he squeezed it out. "My summoning was terrible ,so terrible I turned female." Again at first complete silence, then Archer busted out laughing. "AAHAHAHA, are you joking with me because this is to funny!" "Come on don't be angry, I'm just surprised."

For the rest of the trip there was complete silence. When they got home Archer had put Shirou in his bed and somehow found a futon for Kirito to sleep in. After putting the two in bed he left still laughing about Shirou's failed summon.