Ahhh~ Chapter 1~ Requested by HetaPastaH3ro….AMERICA! :D My most favorite evil twist Hetalia man! I think I'm going to focus on more his war strategies and how he picks people apart. Kay?

Disclaimer: I DON'T own Hetalia. Wish I did hun, wish I did.

On with it!

America smirked lightly before anyone could see it, watching the meeting progress on as usual. Fighting, arguing, yelling, everything was all the same. No one expected anything different would happen, and if he predicted right, nothing would. It would all be the same, a never ending process.

He looked down at his notebook, reading over the notes he had so far quietly. If they ever got their hands on this, they would never see him as an idiot ever again. And that was no good. He looked at his first category, reading quietly.

England (Arthur Kirkland)

-England has a great navy, so its' more effective to hit him from above (airplanes) or to hit on land. Avoid the navy as much as possible, and try to stay away from shores. When dealing with navy, stick with heavy artillery.

-Compulsive drunk, especially around July. Worst day is July 4th. When drunk, England will not think before sobbing/screaming/yelling at you, also has extreme mood swings.

-England's main "allies" include France, Russia, China, Canada, and Japan. England's main enemies include France (slightly), Germany, Spain, Prussia, Italy, Austria (slightly), and Hungary (slightly).

To take England down, the easiest way would to pick a day around July, and strike swift and fast- this obviously would have to be a very strategically planned strike, and would possibly take a while to make. DO worry about small details, and proportion wisely.

First- create a distraction. Bring up the past/revolution.

Second- go to bar/let England get hammered.

Third- this is the prime time to attack, have your army on the way while he's getting hammered, then tell them to attack once he is.

Fourth- act concerned. Don't let people see you planned this.

Fifth- be prepared for world war 3. It's sure to happen.

Canada (Matthew Williams)

-Canada's military/navy is not very known. This proves as an easy target. Borders are also always open with America- making infiltration easily accomplished. Medium artillery can be used.

-Compulsive when it comes to maple syrup/hockey/pancakes. Spiked maple syrup would be effective in dulling his senses for the initial attacking.

-Canada's main "allies" include England, France, Prussia, China, Russia, and Italy. Canada's main enemies include Germany, Japan, Spain, and Cuba. Easy to turn around, since he is often forgotten.

To take Canada down, it can be a slow attack. Keep his senses dull, and most likely officials will be too confused on what to do. Canada is an unusually peaceful area. DON'T necessarily need to worry about small things, but precautions are needed. France/England will be fast to respond.

First- go over, act normal.

Second- make pancakes/spike maple syrup.

Third- make sure senses are dulled/attack.

Fourth- get ready for France/England. Hopefully England will already be taken care of.

Fifth- gain the Canadian territory if we won.

"-rica. America!" Americas head shot up, closing his notebook quickly, "Yeah bro? Wassup!" England sighed internally, "It's your turn to speak, git." America nodded, standing up to go to the podium.

"Alright dudes! Here's my awesome heroic plan! We'll make a GIANT superhero to go up to the ozone layer, right. And then, he'll cement it shut! Then, we can just put fake ice where the ice was before!"

America inwardly cringed at the idea, he hated keeping up the act, but it helped. "That's...the most un-awesome idea I've ever heard!" Prussia yelled, breaking the silence. And that started it all up again, everyone broke into an argument, and he walked back to his seat. Not bothering protesting anymore, he knew it was stupid.

He had a much better idea he'd slip to someone later to be read off. When he looked up from putting his notebook away, Russia was staring at him.

America sighed, he figured, if anyone knew how he acted, it was Russia. With the cold war and all, they both dug into each other's hairs to find out anything- EVERYTHING about the other. Looking for a loop hole or a flaw.

Russia probably also knew how good he was of a military planner and spy. Not that anyone else NEEDED to know it, anyway. It was just a downside that Russia did know.

And to make sure Russia didn't tell, he'd have to kill him. Simple enough.

And soon, everyone would be saying two words.

The end.

Okay! So, I don't really like this chapter. But I started forgetting what I was even writing during the end, so I just cut it a lot more shorter than I originally wanted too. I have too many ideas going through my head…

So, you'll probably see a new story up soon, with a few OC's representing my friends and I. Just don't get discouraged by OC's. It'll still be a fun story! I promise!

~ Kalyz