RECAP- Jeff himself said paybacks a bitch, And I would defiantly remind him of that when I was waking his hungover arse up early in the morning. I awoke during the night due to a noise. At first in my sleep filled hazy mind I couldn't work out what the noise was that had disturbed my sleep, but once I became more awake I realised exactly what it was. That fucking prick!. Jeff was not to quietly banging a girl next door. I groaned in frustration and pulled the pillow over my head. It didn't stop the noise though. Jesus was he trying to break the freaking bed?!. The woman was letting out slutty sounding moans every now and then, surely he wasn't as good as she was making out, talk about faking it. I wanted to go in there and pound both of their faces in for being so loud. The racket increased as they sped up and went harder. Jeff seemed to want to not only break his bed, but also put a hole through my wall with his headboard that was violently smashing into the wall causing a loud banging noise. "Oh my god! Hurry up and finish already!" I groaned. After a while longer I was trying really hard not to break something. I sat impatiently waiting for them to finish each other so it would fall quiet and I could sleep. I got my wish. The girls moaning got more high pitched and more like a squeal before she fell silent. I heard Jeff's deep grunt before everything fell silent. 'Thank god! About god dam time' I thought. I pulled my head out from under my pillow and settled down to sleep again. I was slightly disappointed, Now that Jeff had a whore in there I wouldn't be able to charge in to his room in the morning. Well, I could but I risked seeing Jeff and the girl naked. I would need to come up with a different plan. When I awoke again it was late morning and the house was quiet, no doubt everyone was still asleep trying to sleep off their hangover. Ahh the joys of not drinking. No hangover and no memory loss. I walked into my bathroom and showered and got dressed. Once I was dressed I headed down the stairs and into the kitchen to make myself some toast and coffee. I heard the kitchen door open behind me and heard someone come in and sit at the table. They made a whining noise that sounded like a muffled moan. I turned around to see Jeff sitting at the table with his face laying in his arms that were folded on the table. "Coffee?" I asked turning back around. "Please" he said quietly. Wow! Jeff must be feeling rough he was only ever bearable when he was sick or suffering from a hangover. I started to make him his coffee but instead of putting sugar in I put some tablespoons full of salt. Hungover or not this was still war and he had to pay. "Here ya go" I said placing his coffee down in front of him. "Thanks" he mumbled. I sat opposite him at the table eating my toast and drinking my coffee waiting to see Jeff's reaction when he tasted to coffee. But he had been quiet for awhile and not moved. A soft snore left his mouth when he moved his head slightly. I huffed, this wouldn't do. So I leaned over the table and got as close to him as I could. "Jeff!" I shouted into his ear. His head shot up and he looked around the room alarmed. "What?" He said still looking shocked. "Your coffee was going to go cold" I said smiling sweetly at him. "Oh right" He said picking the cup up and taking a big mouthful. His eyes widened and he rushed over to the sink where he spat out his drink and started retching. "oh Jeff, its only a little salt. Stop overreacting" I laughed. He wiped his mouth and glared at me before he walked away. I laughed as I watched him walk away and put my cup and plate into the sink smirking to myself. His torture was only just beginning. Through out the day everyone stayed in bed and I was left to clean the house and put the furniture back. A noise on the stairs grabbed my attention I looked up in time to see a slutty looking girl running down the stairs talking in a hushed whisper on the phone. She hung up and looked at me shocked that I was up. "Boyfriend" she uttered in explanation pointing to her phone. Why she told me who she was talking to I didn't know, I wasn't really bothered. "Ah right, does he know that you were fucking Jeff last night?" I asked casually. She looked at me confused. "Who's Jeff?" She asked. My face took on a look of complete disbelief. "Jeff? As in Jeffrey Nero Hardy?. The guy that you fucked last night?. You defiantly knew his name then, you wouldn't stop screaming it. Unless you fucked more then one guy last night" I said with a face of disgust. She gave me an evil glare. "As if I would tell my man about a one nighter" she snapped before storming out of the house. "Slut" I mumbled to myself. Now she had gone I could resume my plans of revenge on Jeff. I grabbed a bucket and filled it with some cold water and loads of ice cubes from the freezer. I struggled to carry it up the stairs this bucket weighed more then I thought it would. Eventually I made it to Jeff's room. I quietly opened the door and saw him laying on his bed his chest bare and not covered by his bed sheet. I quietly walked into his room and sat the bucket on his bedside table. how should I wake him up? Should I just dump the bucket on him? Or... I smirked as another idea came to my head. I leaned forwards slightly and ran two of my fingers gently down his throat and down the middle of his chest. I noticed that his chest had become slightly hairy. I now knew something new about Jeff. I thought he had a natural hairless chest but it seems that he shaves it for wrestling. The little fine blonde hairs that had only just started to grow through again tickled my fingers. Jeff fidgeted a bit and I ran my fingers back up to his throat. His breathing started to change which alerted me to the fact that he was waking up. He had a slight smile on his face. Did he think it was his whore from last night?. I stopped my actions and reached for the bucket. He opened his eyes and frowned at me, Confusion was all over his face. "What are you doing in here?" He asked rubbing his eyes. "Wake up call!" I shouted as I threw the contents of the bucket on him. Jeff let out a loud yell and leapt from his bed. I couldn't stop laughing as I watched him stand in front of me soaking wet. "You bitch" he growled before he stomped off into his bathroom. I knew he was heading in there to take a shower. No problem, I ran down the stairs just as I heard his shower turn on and I switched the hot water boiler off. I waited for the water to run cold and chuckled to myself. Waiting... Waiting... "YOU BITCH!" I heard Jeff yell. "SHUT UP!" I heard Amy scream. "CAN EVERYONE STOP YELLING!" Matt yelled. I broke into laughter, This was just too funny. I walked up the stairs and over to Matt and Amy's door and banged rather loudly. "HOWS THE HEAD GUYS?" I shouted. "SHUT UP BEFORE I GET UP AND MURDER YOU" Amy shouted back. Matt let out a pitiful sounding moan. I chuckled and walked back into the hallway. I saw steam coming from underneath the bathroom door. Wait a minute I turned the hot water off so how the hell had Jeff put it back on?. Then I remembered that there was also a control for the water temperature in the bathroom. Dam. Oh well. I stood plotting another plan and smirked. I'd have to be quick. He had been in there for a while so was no doubt about to get out. I sneaked into the bathroom. The idiot hadn't locked the door. I reached to the towel rack and grabbed all three towels and ran into my room slamming the door. I laid on my bed laughing, He couldn't leave the bathroom now. "SUZIE! YOU LITTLE BITCH!" I heard Jeff yell angrily. "JEFF IF YOU DON'T STOP FUCKING SCREAMING IM GOING TO COME AND RIP YOUR BALLS OFF AND THEN MAKE YOU EAT THEM DO YOU HEAR ME?!" Amy screamed from the bedroom. I laughed at Amy's threat. On a normal day she wouldn't carry through with a threat. But when she was hungover I'd say she would go through with a threat and maybe do more then she threatened to do. Suddenly my bedroom door was thrown open. My eyes shot to the door way and just as quickly shot away to look at the opposite wall of my room. "What the fuck Jeff! Put some fucking clothes on!" I screeched. "I need my towel to dry myself first, the towel that YOU took. But its ok, I'm just going to stand here and dry naturally" He said sounding smug. I couldn't believe this guy was standing dripping wet at my bedroom door completely naked. "Jeff please, my eyes are going to be forever damaged because of this" I exclaimed dramatically. "As if, this is the best looking body you will ever see. Your wasting this chance to see all of me by looking away. Why are you looking away? Isn't this the best body of a man you've ever seen?" Jeff asked. I could imagine him running a hand slowly down his chest and stomach in a teasing way. "Have you no shame?" I asked growing embarrassed. I felt myself start to blush. "Unless... This is the only real male body you've ever seen" He said sounding more and more smug. I stayed silent and I heard my door close before I felt him sitting on my bed. "Am I making you feel uncomfortable?" He asked innocently. "Of course you are, get out!" I demanded. "Why? Don't you want to be close to a real man, don't you want to feel a real man" Jeff whispered seductively. I knew that he was just screwing with me and I was getting angry. "GET OUT!" I said through clenched teeth. Suddenly I felt him get off my bed and walk around in front of me I closed my eyes not wanting to see anything that I shouldn't. I felt him gently grab my face and pull me up I willingly allowed myself to stand i still had my eyes closed. "Open your eyes" Jeff whispered. I shook my head stubbornly. "Look just open your eyes and look at me, my face" He said softly and encouragingly. I opened my eyes and focussed on Jeff's forehead. "Do you feel it?" He asked. "Feel what?" I asked frowning in confusion. "Do you feel the need to look down, look lower?, look at the rest of my body and a certain body part?. Do you feel your head trying to fight with your eyes to stop them roaming?" He whispered. As much as I hated to admit it. Jeff was right. But I only wanted to look out of curiosity. "Go ahead, I won't judge you. My dick will be the first that you've ever seen, set the standards for the rest of the guys" he said proudly. "I don't need to look" I said "oh? And why's that? Because you've seen one before?, Please we all know your a virgin". He said laughing. "Your just doing this to make me feel uncomfortable, and you've succeeded now get out" I demanded. "Fine" he sighed dramatically. "Your loss". With that said he turned and walked out of my room. What an arse hole. I stayed in my room for the rest of the day. To embarrassed to come out. They would be gone in the morning. Gone with the wwf for another week. As much as I would feel alone, it was also a break from Jeff and I always welcomed breaks from that Jerk. Night time fell soon enough and I eagerly changed into my nightshirt and climbed under my covers. Closing my eyes and listening to the silence of the house that was until... "OH MATT! MATT! YES BABY!" You had to be fucking kidding me!. If it wasn't one brother getting it on, it was the other. 'So much of having a hangover Amy' I thought bitterly. The pair of them obviously felt better now as they were loudly getting it on. I growled in frustration as Amy was letting out loud whimpers. "SHUT UP!" I heard Jeff yell. As much as Jeff was a hypocrite he had a point that I for once agreed on, they needed to shut up. They didn't listen however and where still loudly going at it five minutes later. "Fuck this" I mumbled getting up and heading downstairs to have a late night hot chocolate. As I got to the bottom of the stairs I was surprised to see the glow of the kitchen light coming from the kitchen. I walked into the kitchen and saw Jeff sitting at the kitchen table with a mug of hot chocolate in his hand. "What you doing up?" He asked casually as he sipped his drink. "Couldn't sleep" I answered making myself a cup of hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles which I then sat down at the table with. "How about you?" I asked. "I couldn't sleep through the racket that their making. 'OH MATT!, OH AMY BABY RIGHT THERE!" Jeff mocked putting on different voices and faces for both of them. I giggled at his impression of them. "You weren't any better last night" I pointed out. "That wasn't me that was that woman, what's her name, urhhh...sarah?.. No wait that wasn't it...ugh. It doesn't matter what her name was the point is she was making all the noise not me." Jeff said trying to defend himself. "You've forgotten her name?" I asked amused. "No!" He quickly defended himself again. "Ok whatever you say" I said smiling. We sat their in silence drinking our drinks. The noise from Amy and matt the only background noise there was. "What time have you got to go tomorrow?" I asked breaking the silence between us. "5:30 in the morning" he said. "Wow that's an early one, try not to be to loud." I said drinking the last of my drink. "No promises he said taking my cup and putting it in the sink with his." The noise from matt and Amy had seemed to have stopped and me and Jeff both noticed. "Well looks like I can finally get some sleep now, I'm off to bed." Jeff said walking past me. "Yeah same as. I guess this means that our ceasefire has ended and the war is back on?" I asked. "You got it" Jeff said smirking. "Bring it on" I said with a challenging look. "Oh don't worry I intend to bring it" He said. "Goodnight..." He paused and then smirked before saying "Bitch" with that said he walked up the stairs and into his room. I too headed to bed and closed my eyes with hopes of finally getting some much needed uninterrupted sleep. Ok so here is the next chapter. I'm sorry that this one is up so late. I'm sorry that I had to break my promise of getting this one up so soon after the next one. I've had a lot of stuff standing in my way. First off all I had a brief writers block. Then my internet got cut off. And then I had a job interview to prepare myself for. Anyway apologies all done with. Please enjoy and review. Your reviews really motivate me. I like to hear what you think. Also feel free to add some ideas into the story.