Chapter 2
As soon as the class was settled in, Iruka started announcing the new genin teams.
"Team 7; Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke." said Iruka.
"YATTA! I'm with Sakura-chan/Sasuke-kun!" cried Naruto/Sakura. Naruto because he liked Sakura and Sakura because that was what was supposed to happen in the original timeline and it was funny now that you think of it.
"Hn." said an irritated Sasuke.
Tick. Tick .Tick.
"WHERE IS THAT STUPID SENSEI!" yelled Naruto.
"Calm down, Naruto." said Sakura, "He should be here soon."
Naruto grumbled and rigged an eraser above the door.
10 minutes later...
The door opened and the eraser dropped (just like Sakura knew it would) onto their sensei's head (just like Sakura knew it would).
Kakashi scratched his head. "My first impression of you is...I hate you."
Sakura sighed, Sasuke Hned, and Naruto visibly drooped.
"Meet me on the roof." Kakashi poofed away.
On the roof, Kakashi eyesmiled. "Well, let's start by your introducing yourselves."
"Why don't you show us how it's done first, Kakashi-sensei." said Sakura.
"Me?" he pointed at himself. "I'm Hatake Kakashi. I have no intention of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream..." a pause "I have a few hobbies."
They deadpanned.
"So all we learned was his name." muttered Naruto.
"I had a feeling it would be like this." murmured Sakura, feeling nostalgic.
"Now your turn." Kakashi said. "You first." he pointed at Naruto.
"I'm Uzumaki Naruto. I like cup ramen. But I like the ramen at Ichiraku that Iruka-sensei bought me more. I hate the 3 minutes that I have to wait after I put in the hot water. My hobby is tasting and comparing different types of ramens! And my dream is to become greater than the Hokages! I'm going to make the villagers recognize my existence!"
*deadpanning*
As ramen obsessed as ever I see.
Yup. Your completely right there you are.
"Next." called Kakashi.
"My name is Haruno Sakura. My likes protecting my precious people. My dislikes are idiots and Ino-pig.(A/N: Nothing changes there!) My dream is to surpass the Sannin Tsunade-sama. My hobbies are studying medical ninjutsu and going out with my friends."
"Last guy."
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. There are many things I hate and not a lot of things I like." At this point he emitted a dark aura "Also, I have an ambition I have no intention to leave as a dream. The revival of my clan and...to kill a certain man."
Revenge obsessed as ever I see.
Yup. Your completely right there you are.
Could you stop saying that, Inner?
"Alright, you three have unique personalities. I like that. We're going to do a survival test tomorrow."
"Huh? Why?" asked Naruto.
"Out of the 27 graduates, only 9 are going to become genins. The other 18 will be sent back to the Academy...but anyway, I'm going to determine whether you pass or fail tomorrow at the training grounds." Kakashi said "Bring your ninja equipment and meet at ! Oh yeah! Don't eat breakfast." he continued "You'll puke if you do."