Hello again my lovely readers~! How are you doing? Good? I hope so ^-^ Sooo I just got done dying mah hair again! It's yellow with a blue section on the left and a red section on the right. At first I was like 'meh, I don't think I like it.' But now I'm like in love with it! :D It kinda reminds me of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles xD (Sonic the Hedgehog for those of you who are clueless as to who these amazing characters are from :3) I got twenty dollars from my mom today~ yay more money for the stash! xD saving money is hard .-. especially when dye isn't cheep -.-
Oh, I also wanted to say (for those of you who read it), that I'm kinda stuck on my other fic: Akatsuki's Easter Adventures sooo that update might be later than expected...sorry...o_o *hides*
Anyways, I hope you all enjoy~
"Oi, Blondie! Get your ass up before your fucking eggs get cold."
Deidara cracked a tired azure eye to see Hidan wearing a black tank top and orange sweatpants leaning against the door to the bedroom. "Common, let's eat."
The blond yawned sitting up to stretch his stiff muscles. "You cooked, un? And the house is still in one piece? Wow."
Hidan rolled his eyes, "No, actually, your early bird boyfriend cooked. And I'm not that fucking bad at cooking!"
Deidara gave the albino a dull look, "Really, un? You set your stove on fire trying to cook bacon. AND your cookies taste like shit."
Hidan's cheeks heated up, "Shut the fuck up! Lots of good cooks have bad days!"
"Yeah, but they also have good ones too, un."
"Whatever! Just come get your fucking breakfast!" Hidan spun on his heal and stomped back to the kitchen in a huff.
Deidara snickered at his friend's retreating form before smiling and getting up following the scent of food.
When Deidara reached the kitchen, he was greeted by the smell of bacon and eggs. "Good morning, koi." Sasori gave Deidara a warm smile before giving him a chaste kiss.
When they pulled apart Deidara returned the smile, "Good morning, Danna, un." Deidara sniffed the air, "Mm, smells good! I didn't know you could cook, un?"
Sasori chuckled, "Well, with Chiyo's cooking I didn't really have a choice." Deidara giggled and grabbed a plate of food heading to the living room to sit with Hidan.
"So what do you wanna fucking do today?"
Deidara looked up in thought, "Hm…we could go to the park, un?"
Hidan seemed to think it over before shrugging, "Sounds good to me."
Sasori walked into the room with his own plate, "What sounds good?"
"We're going to the park, un!" Deidara was bouncing in his seat with a huge grin on his face like a giddy child going out for ice cream.
Sasori smiled at Deidara's childlike behavior before chuckling, "Alright, we'll get ready to go after breakfast."
"Yay, un!"
-30 minutes later-
"How long does it fucking take to get ready for the damn park, Blondie?" Hidan and Sasori were ready within 10 minutes while Deidara was still in the bathroom getting ready.
Hidan was wearing a black V-neck shirt with 'Fuck You, I'm Awesome!' written in silver on the front. He was also wearing baggy white skinny jeans with a chain hanging on the side and black convers; his hair in its usual slicked back fashion.
Sasori, on the other hand, was wearing a red V-neck with a black scorpion on the front and the words 'DANGER!' written in black on the back. He also wore a grey striped jacket and had on a pair of black skinny jeans that hugged his legs and red Vans; his hair was messy, but a neat kind of messy.
"I'll be done in a minute, un!"
"You said that twenty fucking minutes ago!"
The bathroom door swung open reviling an irritated blond. "I told you I'd be done in one more fucking minute, un."
Hidan rolled his eyes at his friend's glare. "Riiiight. Well are you done now?" Hidan looked Deidara up and down. "You look fine to me."
Deidara was wearing a plain white tank top and a black jacket with cat ears on the hood. He had on faded pink skinny jeans that hugged his legs and a black and white checkered belt with white Vans; his hair was down as opposed to its usual half pony tail.
Deidara looked at himself in the mirror for the millionth time, "You sure, un?"
Hidan shrugged, "Yeah. It's just the park y'know?"
Deidara chewed on his bottom lip muttering, "Yeah, but do you think Sasori no Danna will like it, un?"
Hidan put a comforting hand on his friend's shoulder, "Dei, you look totally fucking hot and I'm sure Red's gonna fucking think so too. So stop stressing at let's get out asses to the park already."
Deidara smiled at his albino friend before nodding. "Un, thanks Hidan."
They walked to the living room where Sasori was watching some random show on the TV. Sasori turned around and looked Deidara up and down before whistling followed by his signature smirk, "While I hate waiting, this," he gestured to Deidara with his hands, "was certainly worth the wait." He got up and walked over to kiss his blushing boyfriend, and grope his ass of course, before heading out the door hand in hand with his blond while Hidan led the way.
Once at the park, Deidara's eyes lit up and he immediately ran to the swings. Hidan and Sasori looked at each other before chuckling and shaking their heads at the blonde's childish behavior and joining him on the swings.
After about an hour of playing on the equipment at the park, the trio was parched so Sasori volunteered Hidan to get them all a drink form the market about a block away.
On his walk to the market, Hidan was stopped by someone placing a hand on his shoulder. He jumped and his immediate reaction was to swing his fist at whoever was touching him.
His fist was caught as the person began chuckling. "My, you've got good reflexes, I'll give you that." The man tightened his grip on Hidan's fist and twisted his arm behind his back causig Hidan to gasp in surprise.
The voice chuckled again, "But you're not quite strong enough to get out of this one, Hida-kun." Hidan's eyes widened. He knew that voice. Itachi.
"What the fuck do you want, Uchiha?" Hidan spat.
Itachi grinned like a mad man, "Who, me? Why, Hida-kun, I don't want anything." Itachi faked innocence.
Hidan growled and reared his foot around to kick Itachi, but to no avail. Itachi swiftly caught the incoming kick with ease.
The raven 'tsked' before painfully twisting the albino's arm until he yelped in pain. "Now, now, Hida-kun. I didn't come to fight. I simply came to give you a message to pass onto my sweet little Dei-chan."
Hidan glowered at the Uchiha holding onto his arm and leg, "I'm not fucking passing any damned message for you, prick!"
Itachi sighed, "You're not making this easy for me, Hidan." He applied more pressure to Hidan's captive arm until a sickening crack sounded on the empty dirt path.
Hidan cried out in pain as a stream of curses left his mouth. "GODDAMMIT! FUCK YOU, UCHIHA YOU STUPID ASSWHIPE!"
Itachi threw Hidan to the ground before glaring at the cursing teen. "Just tell my Dei-chan that I have business to attend to but I'll return for him shortly."
The raven haired teen turned around to leave when Hidan stood up shakily. He sprinted to the retreating Uchiha, spun him around, and punched him as hard as he could in the eye with his good arm.
Itachi landed on the hard ground with a hiss. Hidan continued kicking the Uchiha until he had no energy left.
"Fuck you, Uchiha." He spat on the pummeled Uchiha and continued his walk to the market to fetch him and his friends something to drink.
Itachi spat blood and glared daggers at the retreating form of Hidan. "You're going to wish you hadn't done that, Hidan. You and Akasuna will be dealt with properly. Then Dei-chan and I will live happily ever after." He shakily stood and hobbled back to his car before pealing out and driving away.
You go Hidan! Beat that weasel's ass! *Victory music* xD But now Hidan's on Itachi's shit list! That can't end well ._.
You have no idea how distracted *Watches stupid yet strangely captivating tv show* I've been today. *Looks out window* Like it took me twice as long writing this as it should have *plays with kitten* Oh well, at least it got done, right? Yeah I'm right xD
Anywhooo~ Hope you all enjoyed, reviews are awesome! And updates will be soon! So be on the lookout :D
Have a beautiful day~