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"CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE HIM, UN?!"

Deidara slammed Sasori's front door close and stormed up to the redhead's room. Sasori glanced at a very confused Chiyo before grinning sheepishly, "Uh, family problems." They jumped when another door was slammed close.

Sasori sighed and waved his grandmother goodbye before heading up the stairs to his bedroom. He silently cracked open his door and popped his head inside. Deidara was throwing a tantrum on his bed and punching his favourite pillow.

Sasori sweat dropped and slipped into the bedroom. "THAT FUCKING BASTARD PLANNED ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT! FUCK, UN!" Deidara bellowed into the pillow.

The redhead cautiously approached his enraged blond and put a comforting hand on his shoulder before offering him a small smile. "Hey, calm down, babe. We'll figure something out, but you have to calm down first, okay?"

Deidara's face was red with rage. He looked into the calming chocolate eyes of his boyfriend before taking a deep breath. "Okay, un."

Sasori smiled and embraced the younger teen. "Everything's going to be fine, but you throwing a tantrum like a little brat won't solve anything."

Deidara pouted, "I'm not a little brat, un."

Sasori chuckled, "No, you're a big brat."

Deidara lightly hit Sasori on the side of his head, "Hey, un! I'm not a brat at all!"

Sasori tenderly kissed the blonde's forehead, "Of course you aren't, koi. Now, common it's late, let's get some sleep." Deidara nodded and crawled under the covers with his boyfriend.

Sasori wrapped his arms protectively around the blonde's waist and kissed him once more on the forehead. "Goodnight, love. I love you."

Deidara nuzzled his head into the crook of Sasori's neck and muttered, "G'night, Danna, un. I love you too."

"Hideki, dear, what happened up there?" Akai and Hideki were in the kitchen where the pale blond haired woman was tending to the tattered man's face.

Hideki hissed in pain when Akai accidentally applied too much pressure to a particularly tender bruise. "I just wanted to talk with Deidara, y'know, to try and bond with him a little more." Hideki faked tearing up, "But, he just doesn't seem to want to get to know me."

Akai furrowed her brows, "What is wrong with that boy? You clearly care for him and he does something like this to you for no good reason? That's absurd."

Hideki smiled softly at his wife, "Don't be too hard on him, honey. He's just a teenager." He looked away in fake distress, "I-it just breaks my heart to know that he'll always hate me no matter what I do."

Akai embraced her husband, "It's okay, Hideki, dear. I'll be sure to scold him on his rude behavior when he gets back."

Hideki returned the embrace, "I just wish that there was SOMETHING I could do to bond with him a little more. He's just so distant with me."

Akai perked up and flashed the raven haired man a bright smile, "I have an idea! Why don't we go on a camping trip together as a family? I mean, I work way too much as it is, so a weekend vacation would be lovely! Plus, it would give you and Deidara some much needed bonding time together."

Hideki smiled brightly, "Akai, that's a great idea! We could go to the Konoha National Park!"

Akai clasped her hands together, "Perfect! Then it's settled, we'll all go to the Konoha National Park this weekend!"

Hideki gave Akai a chaste kiss before looking into her bright baby blue eyes with his dull onyx ones, "Why don't you tell Ino about the vacation. I think I can manage to clean up the rest." Akai smiled and nodded before giving her husband one last peck on the lips and exiting the room.

As soon as Akai was out of sight, Hideki whipped out his phone and dialed the number.

Ring…

Ring…

Rin- "Did everything go according to plan?"

Hideki smirked wickedly, "Of course it did!"

Itachi chuckled darkly, "Good job Hideki. Whether he wants to or not, Dei-chan WILL be mine again."

"So, is everything ready for when he arrives?"

Itachi looked over his shoulder to the cursing Jashinist tied to the chair and chuckled again, "Yes, everything's in place. All we need now is for my precious Dei-chan to arrive and the show can begin."

"Good, well I'm gonna go. Have fun with him, but save the best for when the bitch gets there. See ya soon, Itachi."

"Goodbye, Hideki."

Itachi hung up the phone and threw it to the wall, shattering it into numerous tiny pieces. He looked over to the chair with the bound and gagged teen.

He approached the albino and ripped the gag out of his swearing mouth. "ITACHI YOU MOTHER FUCKER! UNTIE ME YOU FUCKING PRICK!"

Itachi smirked sadistically leaning down to whisper into the teen's ear, "Oh but Hida-kun, the fun is only just beginning." The weasel leaned his head back and started to chuckle darkly which soon turned into a psychotic cackle.

Itachi whipped a tear from his eye, "Soon, I'll be rid of you and that damned Akasuna. Then, me and Dei-chan will live happily ever after!" Itachi started another fit of sadistic laughter.

Hidan stared wide eyed at the insane Uchiha whispering, "Holy fucking shit…YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS, UCHIHA!"

Itachi regained his composure, his malevolent grin never leaving his face, "Maybe I am. But no matter. Once I have my Dei-chan back, we'll run far away from here and finally be happy together. Forever."

Hidan 'tsked' before glaring daggers at the psychotic Uchiha, "You're pretty fucking stupid if you think Blondie or Red are EVER going to fucking let you fucking get away with this shit."

Itachi growled before smacking Hidan as hard as he could across the face, "SHUT UP! Akasuna won't be a problem for long." He smirked smugly at the glowering teen, "It's just a shame you won't be here long enough to see this plan through to the end."

Hidan paled as Itachi cocked a gun to his forehead. Itachi shot the albino a cold look, his face void of any emotion as a 'click' echoed throughout the room. "I've just about had it with you and your mouth, Hida-kun."

Hidan began to tremble as the gun was firmly pressed to his forehead. "I do wish Dei-chan could see your face right now." Itachi tilted his head at the sudden glare Hidan sent him. "What? Aren't you going to beg for your life?"

"No I'm not going to fucking beg for you for my life." Hidan raised his head and spat in the raven haired teen's face, "Fuck you, prick. I'd rather die than to beg you to spare my fucking life like the goddamned pussy you are."

Itachi growled again before bashing the butt of the gun to Hidan's head, knocking him unconscious.

Itachi's wicked grin returned to his face, "Goodnight Hida-kun. Sweet dreams." He looked out of the window of the cabin they were in before whispering,"Soon Dei-chan. Soon we'll be together again. I can protect you and hold you in my arms again." He smiled at the thought.

Woah...Itachi is totally insane xD Sorry that I made Itachi totally OOC...he's not really that insane...I actually love Itachi, I just thought he'd fit best as a psychotic character ._. I dunno.

Anyways, this chapter kinda got off track from what I originally planned, but hopefully this works just as well xD I'm kinda winging it right now. I've still got my main events, just...the plot got a little twisted along the way...welp, there's no going back now xD

Hope you all enjoyed, review, and have a beautiful day~