A/N Ooops another late update

I swear I plan to have a normal update schedule.

Eventually.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and today is the day of Rose and Kanaya's Halloween party, and you don't have a fucking clue what you're going to go as. John is doing the stereotypical ghost made out of a bed sheet costume, which leaves you nothing. You guess you could always just go to Halloween City and grab a random costume, but then there was always the risk of having the same costume as someone else, which is a major no-no around Kanaya. At this point, however, there was really no other choice.

You shouted at John to tell him you'd be back in half an hour, and grabbed your hoodie, keys and phone before walking out the door. Walking down the quiet hallways of you apartment complex, you thought quietly to yourself about what you might be for the party. You guess you'll figure that out when you see your options. You opened the front door to your apartment complex and walked outside into the brisk wind. It wasn't even November yet and it was this cold outside. You shove your hands inside your pockets and walk quickly in the direction of the costume store.

Once you're outside the costume store, you walk to the front door, only to collide into some douchebag who wasn't paying attention to where he was going. You stare up at the taller guy and glare at him. You cock you head a bit when you see him. He's wearing shades, even though it's getting dark outside, and he looks strangely like your favorite blogger, even though he obviously isn't him.

"Whoa dude, we just met, even though I know I am just oh so hot, at least check me out a bit less obviously. Like, nothing against you, but I just wanna know someone a bit better before we get too serious." He said with a smirk.

You scoffed at him and walked past him inside, looking for the perfect, or at least okay costume for Rose and Kanaya's party.

As you browse the different costumes, the douche in the shades slides up next to you, most likely without meaning to, and he's looking at some of the same costumes you had been looking at it. Now that you think of it, the more you look at him, the more he looks like that blogger. You casually pull up your phone, angling it so that he won't see what you're searching, and you load the blog.

You scroll down a bit, finding a selfie and comparing it to the guy standing next to you. You scroll up a bit and find out that he just posted something new.

It reads 'To the dude standing next to me trying to hide his phone, I know you're on my blog. Seriously dude, if you like me that much just ask for a selfie or some shit. Don't go snooping on people and stare at their selfies to see if it's really your tumblr idol. Like yo, I'm right here, why are you still reading this post. Talk to me dude.'

You glance towards him, only to find him staring at you with a smirk on his face. You shut off your phone and grab a random costume off the shelf, and you stomp away angrily. You hear him sigh behind you, then grab a costume as well, and start to follow you.

"Ay yo! Don't be mad" He says, catching up with you quickly. Damn tall people and their long legs, you think to yourself. "Dude, I just wanted to know if you wanted to chill with me or some crap. I didn't mean to piss you off. I swear dude, if you don't take my apology I will grovel at your feet and make the rest of the entire fucking store bow down to you as an apology. Don't make me do it. That'd be even more embarrassing. Damn, I'd get someone to take a pic for me just to upload to my blog, yo."

You swivel around to face him, and you find him just a few inches away from your face. You take a few steps back and sigh a bit. "Yeah, I forgive you or whatever." You say and turn around, walking towards the checkout counter.

"Hey dude, don't walk away yet! Wanna take a selfie?" He calls behind you. That offer almost makes you do a complete 360, but instead you just stop and consider it for a second. Eventually you give in and turn towards him. This will be the best selfie you have ever taken yet.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you don't know if your favorite blogger irritates you, or makes you really happy.

Your name is Dave Strider, and this is the first fan of your blog that you've met that hasn't been all over you.

You mean, like most of your fans are female and all, but even the few male fans that have gone out of their way to meet you have still been overly attached to you. You just don't understand what this guy's problem was. Maybe it was the fact that you did in fact post about him on your blog instead of just talking to him, but you mean it is YOUR blog. Whatever.

When he turns around for the selfie, you had to physically stop yourself from grinning. 'Success' you think, and quickly readjust your shades to keep him from seeing the smile that was creeping onto your face. You pull out your phone and switch it onto the camera. You keep your usual smirk plastered on your face, and he has to to his best to keep the damn poker face he'd had this whole time. You take the picture, and quickly poke his cheek up, to forcibly make him smile, and take another picture. In the end, you have a series of selfies, most of them with him frowning and you grinning.

Your name is Dave Strider, and you find this fan quite intriguing.

A/N Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

I did it

It's like, almost 3 in the morning.

I should sleep, but I wanna write a JohnDave fanfiction

ugh

I'll probs just sleep

Thanks for reading, and as always, reviews are very much appreciated~! c: