A/N Heck yeah

I'm doing a thing

Your name is Karkat Vantas and you cannot believe what the fuck you just bought as a costume for the party. No wonder the cashier was looking at you a bit weird. You sigh loudly and pull the dress out of the bag. "Sexy nurse?" You wonder aloud and throw the costume against your bedroom wall. You walk into the living room and find John sitting on the couch, sheet over his head, waiting for you to be ready.

"Karkat! Where's your costume?" He asks you and tilts his head slightly to the side.

"That's why I came out here, John. Do you have a spare costume I can borrow?" You ask, grimacing a bit. You hate asking John for help, because he always brings it up later for some reason or another.

"Yeah, I have tons of costumes, but didn't you just buy a costume? What's wrong with the one you have?"

"Uh, that's not important, but I need a costume."

John considers you for a moment, before walking into your bedroom, and you chase after him, hoping to stop him from seeing the monstrosity you just bought. However, it was too late, and John was picking up the dress that was next to your wall.

"Sexy nurse?! Oh my god, Karkat, I knew you were weird, but really? You bought a SEXY NURSE COSTUME?" John said and fell against your wall, laughing loudly.

You snatch the dress away from him, and throw it on your bed. "John! That's why I want to borrow a fucking costume!" You whine.

"Nope, no way dude. You are going as a sexy nurse. That's final." John says to you. He pulls himself up from the floor, and chuckles at you a bit. "Or, y'know you could make Kanaya angry and just go without a costume. Not that I would recommend that."

John looks at you once more and starts to laugh again as he walks out of your bedroom. You groan and fall on your bed, staring at the atrocity laying next to you. 'This is going to be horrible,' you think, 'I'm a disgrace.'

You get off your bed and frown at the dress. You pick it up, and start pulling off the clothes you had worn to the store today. You would rather be humiliated than face Kanaya's wrath. You pull the dress and look in the mirror on the back of your bedroom door. You let out a whine, before finding your biggest hoodie, so you could try to hide the dress a little bit.

You walk out to the living room and find John waiting once again on the couch. He choked back a laugh when he saw you wearing the nurse's hat on top of your head. "C'mon Karkat, it can't be that bad! Take off the hoodie and show me!"

You fight the urge to stomp back into your room and take off the costume, and just walk towards the front door. You glance at John and ask "Are you coming with or what?"

He jumps off the couch and follows behind you like a puppy, giggling every few seconds.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you really aren't looking forward to the party.

Your name is Dave Strider, and you are currently on your way to your sister and her girlfriend's Halloween party. After the encounter with the shorty with a bad attitude from earlier, you wish you didn't have to go, but you did promise to show up after all. You were wearing the doctor costume that you picked up earlier that day, and you had to say, it didn't look as good as your normal clothes, but you looked pretty damn good.

You pull into Rose's driveway and you see that Kanaya has gone all out with the decorations, now you can only hope that Rose cleaned up the living room. You get out of your car and you can faintly hear music coming from inside the house. You walk inside and instantly you're hit by the smell of pumpkin pie and flashing orange lights. As you walk towards the living room, you are greeted by Kanaya, who tells you that Rose is talking to a few of her friends.

You walk into the living room and spot Rose sitting on the couch with two other people. One of them was wearing a sheet over their head to make the classic ghost costume, and the other was dressed as a sexy nurse. You inch a bit closer to the couch, so you can try to see who's with your sister. As you continue to get closer, you still have no idea who is with Rose, but you do know that the nurse has a very nice body, and you figure, hey, you're in a doctor costume.

Walking over to the couch, you swing your arm over the nurse's shoulder, who's back has been to you the entire time. You hold out your fake stethoscope that came with you costume to her and say "Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?"

Rose looks at you, and does her best to bite back a laugh and fails. You look at the ghost dude sitting next to her, and even though he's covered by a fucking sheet you can tell that he's laughing too. You don't understand why they're laughing, until you look at the nurse.

It's the guy from the store earlier. "Why the fuck are you here, dude?" You ask.

"I could say the same to you, douchewaffle." He responded.

Rose looks at the two of you and giggles a bit. "I can see that you two are already acquainted. I do not know how, but nonetheless, Dave," Rose says gesturing to the shorty, "this is Karkat. Karkat, this is Dave."

Your name is Dave Strider, and you have no idea how to feel about this Karkat kid.

A/N A really fast update 'cause I have the urge to write and I don't have another plot for me to start so eh.

I may or may not update my other fanfictions.

Maybe.

As always, thanks for reading, and reviews are always welcome~! c: