AN/: So this is one of my shorter chapters. It was going to be included in the chapter after this but then it might have been too long so I split it up =) Enjoy...

Chapter 18 : Mrs Malfoy?

"See? Sitting at the Gryffindor table isn't so bad." Hermione said, returning from lunch with Draco. They were casually strolling up to the heads portrait hole, Draco had his arm around Hermione's shoulders, her arm was around his waist.

"It wasn't terrible, no."

"Draco Malfoy! I saw the way your eyes lit up when Harry told us what he said about Ron...you were loving it."

"Well yeah! It was bloody brilliant! I can't wait until the Weasel gets out of the hospital wing and finds himself bombarded with disgusted looks and advances from Pansy Parkinson." Draco grinned. "And don't you dare tell Potter I said he did something brilliant...it'll go straight to his head." You're one to talk Draco, Hermione thought but agreed nevertheless.

"Mmmhhh. Parkinson?" Hermione looked shocked. Draco nodded his head slowly.

"Major sadist." He stated.

"Huh. You know I'm not all surprised...she is a majorly bossy bitch." Then Hermione's face fell from an amused smile to one of worry. "Please tell me you and her have never..."

"Bloody hell Granger! What do you take me for? Do you really think I'd stoop so low?"

"No! Just, well, how did you know about the whole dominatrix thing then?"

"I've had to fend her off multiple times, I am a sexy beast Granger," He dead panned. She smirked. "Plus, I've over heard some of her shagging sessions, unintentionally of course...nasty stuff." Draco shivered and made a grimace. "I would never in a million years go anywhere near...that. Besides, I like to be in control." He grinned.

"Oh really?" Hermione said suggestively, turning to face him, her hands going round his lower back to rest on his bum. Draco smirked.

"Mmmhmm." He nodded, his arms coming up to rest on her shoulders, his hand clamped together behind her.

"So you'd never...jeez, I dunno..." Hermione looked up at Draco through hooded eyelids. Her big brown eyes swirling with an emotion that Draco couldn't read. "Let me be on top?" Hermione questioned, her face showing nothing but innocence but Draco knew better when he felt Hermione give his tight arse a firm, good squeeze. His breath hitched and his teeth came out to bite his bottom lip to prevent himself from smiling too much.

"You're full of surprises Hermione." He said sincerely and grabbed her by the waist, pulling her hips to his, letting her know just how turned on he was. Hermione sucked in a breath of air when she felt Draco's semi hard on pushed firmly against her lower abdomen. Her amused expression soon turned into one of want and desire. Draco could clearly see that in her eyes.

Quickly he closed the gap between them fiercely snogging her senseless for only about ten seconds before the woman in the large painting that hung on the wall before them so rudely interrupted. For fuck sake, I can't catch a break. Draco was pissed. Still in that very short time period both students felt their hearts make a great leap and beat ever so fast.

"What on earth do you two think you are doing? In public no less! It's outrageous..." Draco and Hermione drew apart, breathless, to stare at a warty old lady with a hooked nose and a sour expression. "...and unless, Miss Granger you have suddenly become Mrs Malfoy, I suggest you stop this highly inappropriate behaviour immediately!" She scalded. Draco and Hermione gave a dramatic sigh.

She reminds me of Miss Havisham from Great Expectations, thought Hermione.

"Moody old hag." The head-girl cursed under her breath.

"Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus." Draco spoke the Latin words of the school motto which were the password to the heads common room. He just wanted to get inside and not have to deal with the crazy, old-fashioned woman who occupied their portrait hole. "Come on Mrs Malfoy." Draco mocked the old bat, taking a hold of Hermione's hand, dragging her into the common room, secretly liking the sound of calling her Mrs Malfoy. What he didn't know was that Hermione secretly liked it too.

AN/: Like I said it's very short but we'll call it a prequel to the next chapter. REVIEW! And I would love to hear what you all have to say about Won Won. Do you think Ron, Hermione and Harry should rekindle their friendship, or is it over forever? I would love some help on the old Ron front, also...what should his punishment be? REVIEW xXxXxXxXx