I'm sorry to say but this is the last chapter of Rose's High Moments. That's why I have written you all an EXTRA long chapter!
I know it has just snuck up on you all, but I am writing 3 humour fics and I am having trouble keeping up with them all! PLEASE forgive me and I hope you enjoy this crack filled final chapter!
P.S. There is a surprise in the end of this fic too!
THANK YOU! To all the people who reviewed, alerted and added this story to their favourites and read this story! It means a lot to me to have so many people like it!
FINAL CHAPTER: Farwell Rose, Have fun in the Loony Bin!
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!"
Rose ran into an abandoned room, her eyes wide. "It wasn't me," she whispered. "It wasn't me!"
She then pointed at the blank wall. "It was him!"
~Earlier that day – With Kirova and the Guardians~
"Guardians, we have a problem in our hands." Kirova said her voice grave but her face serious.
"Our student, Miss Rosemarie Hathaway has gotten out of hand."
Everyone murmured and nodded in agreement. Well nearly everyone.
A new guardian recruited to the school timidly put his hand in the air.
"I, erm, don't know what you are talking about Headmistress Kirova... Rose seems... fine," he stated.
Everyone stared at him and he shrunk back into his seat.
"Guardian Notte... are you telling us you haven't noticed the... well... crazy behaviour Rose has had over the past well month?" Kirova asked shocked.
Notte shook his head. "Er no... she acts just like my sister does... ad my sister is the same age as her."
Kirova sighed. "Is this the sister that ended up in the Asylum?" she asked and Notte nodded.
Guardian's around Notte started coughing trying to cover up their laughter.
"There you go, you have noticed it and well, like your sister I think Rose is in great need of psychiatric help!" Kirova looked around. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"First it was Fluffy Bunny Rabbits-" Dimitri flushed and looked away.
"- Then it was dancing around in lacy underwear and boxes and racing with iPods-" most of the male guardians flushed at the thought of Rose in lacy underwear and their boxes.
"-Then the whole problem with Rose drinking the alcohol for the perfume-" Dimitri couldn't help but remember the bottle of alcohol Rose claimed was their baby.
"AND THEN blowing up the Barbie village and getting the Princess drunk!" Kirova was red in the face after rattling off all the things Rose has done in one breath.
There was a bang at the door...
"That is why I have chosen the last resort..." Kirova started.
The door handle turned...
"I didn't want to choose this..." She explained.
The door opened...
"That's why I have decided to send Rose away-"
The door flew open and someone came flying into the room.
"GET BACK 'ERE!" a voice screamed.
Everyone scrambled out of the way as Rose came barging into the door and jumping up onto the furniture trying to catch something.
Rose jumped up off Kirova's desk. "GOTCHA!" she yelled before landing head first into the floor.
Sitting up Rose scratched her head and looked around. "Well... Hi..." she said in confusion. "... Why is everyone in my room?" she asked.
Kirova sighed. "Rose, this is my office." She started.
Rose looked around... "Oh..." she stated.
Suddenly Rose jumped up and ran out the room. "GET BACK 'ERE!" she yelled.
The Guardian's watched Rose run away confused.
Kirova sighed again. "Shut the door please." She said. Alberta shut the door.
"Now, as I was saying, I have decided to send Rose away to an Asylum."
Lightning flashed in the background and scary music played in the background.
The guardians jumped and looked around in confusion. "What the f-"
Suddenly the door banged open and there, in the doorway stood a figure. They were wearing a long white cloak and a clipboard in their hand. You couldn't see their face though, as it was hidden by the shadows.
"I would like to introduce to you, Doctor Brown, she is going to be Rose's personal Doctor while Rose is at the Asylum."
The figure stepped forwards and people waited, tensed, scared about what they were going to see.
"HI!" the figure suddenly said. "I'm Doctor Mary Brown! It's nice to meet you all!"
Everyone breathed out a sigh of relief. They thought she was going to be some creepy old lady.
She had long brown hair pulled back into a pony tail and kind brown eyes. In fact she looked a lot like Rose.
Kirova suddenly stalked up to Mary. "This is the last straw Rosemarie..."
Oh, it was Rose...
"I have let go everything else you've done; the explosions and the destruction but this is IT! IMPERSONATING someone! And someone who is going to help you!"
Rose stepped back slowly... her eyes wide before she ran out of the room, knocking over the person who had just walked into the room.
Then Dimitri noticed something strange about the clipboard Rose just dropped.
"NOOOO! DUCK FOR COVER!" he yelled sounding very slow mo.
Everyone ducked but it was too late. The clipboard hit the ground and...
BOOM!
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!"
~In another room~
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!"
Rose ran into an abandoned room, her eyes wide. "It wasn't me," she whispered. "It wasn't me!"
She then pointed at the blank wall. "It was him!"
~Back at the office~
Kirova stood there; looking around at her ruined room. Paint was EVERYWHERE! On the ceiling, under the desk! Covering the chairs! EVEN in the vase.
"... I know understand why you needed an emergency." I voice said from the door.
They all looked over to find a female wearing a brown leather jacket and blue jeans. She had a bag hanging over her shoulder and a badge with her name 'Mary Brown' on it, pinned to her white shirt.
She had long red hair pulled back into a pony tail and hazel eyes.
"Hello everyone, I am Doctor Mary Brown. And I'm here to help you with Miss Rosemarie Hathaway."
They couldn't help it. EVERYONE sighed in relief. FINALLY! HELP!
~Later that Day~
"Okay," Mary said after a tour of the school. "First things first... I need to speak to our patient."
Kirova blanched. "Yeah... about that..."
Mary raised her eyebrow.
"... We are going to have to look for her."
Mary nodded, she had figured that was it.
"Guardian Belikov! I need you to get the Princess, Mr Ivashkov, Mr Ozera and anyone else who can help us in the search for Rose."
Dimitri nodded. "Right on it.
When they finally found Rose, she was – surprisingly – in class but she wasn't doing any work. As usual.
"Rose?" the teacher asked.
Rose looked at her.
"Where is the assignment I gave you?" she asked.
"Written in the stars!" Rose sang.
The teacher frowned. "Where?"
"A million miles away!" Rose continued.
"Okay... what is it about?" the teacher asked confused.
"A message through the main. OH!"
"Rose, you need to start doing your work!" the teacher said, finally realising Rose was mucking around.
"Seasons come and go, but I will never change!"
"ROSE!" the teacher exclaimed angry, "Go to the Headmistresses office!"
"AND I'M ON MY WAYEEE~!" Rose said.
(I don't take credit for the Written in the Stars Solo then, I found something similar to that (I changed it to suit this story) on a comment to Written in the Stars – Tinie Tempah ft Eric Turner on youtube.)
"Rose!" Lissa exclaimed shocked.
"Oh, hey Lis!" Rose said with a smile and then turned to the teacher pulling out her assignment. "Here you go Miss, my assignment about a Message through the main."
The teacher looked down at the paper confused before she threw it at the smiling Rose.
"Rose." The teacher said warningly. Rose jumped out of her seat and left the room straight into the group of guardians awaiting outside.
Two of them grabbed Rose so she wouldn't escape.
Lissa and Dimitri picked Rose's assignment off the floor and gaped at it.
On the sheet was a picture of 'Message through the Main' written in the night sky outlined by stars.
"Wow..." Lissa said.
"Yeah..." Dimitri said. "Wow..."
Lissa looked at the words before exclaiming, "I didn't know Rose had an artistic talent!"
"Yeah... wait, what?" Dimitri asked shocked.
"Rose has never showed this talent before! Maybe being insane is doing her good!" Lissa explained before showing the picture off to the other guardians.
"Do you think she'll be like Vincent Van Gogh?" a guardian asked looking at the painting. "He was an insane painter, even cut off his own ear!" he said.
Lissa suddenly had an evil look on her face. "I DIBS KEEPING THIS PAINTING!" she yelled before snatching it out of the Guardians' hands and running off with it, waving it over her head.
"I've got a genuine-" she did a leap, "Painting done by the famous-" another leap, "Rose Hathaway!" she did a twirl before disappearing around the corner.
"Er... well..."
"So that is how Rose is affecting the Princess?" Mary asked.
Everyone nodded.
"Okay, now let's go find Rose." She said.
After looking for Rose again for a couple of hours, they find her sitting in one of the cabins holding a chocolate frog which she was licking provocatively all while giggling at the same time.
"Oh God…" Dimitri groaned. "Who gave Rose chocolate?"
"Lissa did!" Rose suddenly said as she stood up tall and proud.
"Australians all let us~ rejoice! For we are young and Free~. With golden soil and wealth for toil! Our home is girt by sea~. Our land abounds~ in natures~ gift! Of beauty rich and rare~. In history's~ page, let every~ stage, Advance Australia's Fair~. In joyful strains then let us sing, Advance~ Australia~ Fair~." Rose sang.
Everyone frowned. Where the HELL did Rose learn the Australian Nation anthem? She was AMERICAN for crying out loud!
"Hey Dimitri?" Rose suddenly asked.
"Yes Rose?"
"Why the hell do they use girt in the national anthem?" she asked. "I mean honestly! Who uses girt these days! Like, it means surrounded and all but really, we don't go on a Strigoi raid, cover every inch of a house they are staying in and call out 'Put your hands up in the air and leave the house, we have you girt'!" she exclaimed.
(I don't take credit for that either, that was part of Adam Hill's awesome concert thing he pulled. It was HILARIOUS!)
"Er…" everyone frowned; no one had a clue what to say.
"Anyway, I'm late for a very important date, so I need to go!" she said and ran out the room. This time, everyone followed her, Mary furiously scribbling things down on her clipboard. Rose stopped at her dorm where Lissa was waiting in front of the mirror.
"Rose," Lissa started, "It's official. I have the smallest boobs EVER!" she exclaimed,.
"I know how you feel!" Rose said. "… Except mine are too big." She stated and grabbed her boobs making them do the worm.
Lissa and Rose started laughing and together did a Mexican wave with their boobs. The group gaped at the best friends as they laughed so hard they were rolling around on the ground holding their stomachs.
Mary sighed and shook her head.
"Guys, even though I haven't been here long, I know what is wrong with Rose. If we could go somewhere private to talk, I will tell you." She said.
Kirova nodded and lead the group away from the now dancing Lissa and Rose to her office where they all sat down.
"Well?" Dimitri asked.
Mary sighed again. "Rose is in need of immediate help and I would like her taken to the mental hospital I work at immediately. She has a problem in the mind where she thinks she is younger then she actually is and all these energy drinks and sugar aren't helping at all." She explained.
(I DO NOT know if anything Rose has wrong with her is real. I MADE IT ALL UP!)
Kirova sighed sadly. "I had thought it would come to this. Dimitri, can you please go collect Rose, Alberta, can you please collect Rose's belongings and Janine, can you come with Mary and I to organise a car to escort Rose to the hospital." The five of them split with Dimitri attempting to find a missing Rose.
"Rose?" he called out down the empty hall. "ROSE!" he suddenly stopped ashe walked passed a classroom which was belting out the son 'I just had song' by 3OH!3 feat Akon.
Then he heard Rose singing.
'I just had sex and it felt so good (felt so good)! I went and put my penis inside her~!" Rose sang dancing around the classroom.
"Rose! Come one, I need to take you to the car park, you are going away." Dimitri called out.
That perked up Rose's interests. "Ooh! Where am I going?" she asked. "Um…" Dimitri froze. Shit, what do I say?
"Um, you are going to a place with HEAPS of music and sugar!" Dimitri lied.
"YAY!" Rose yelled and Dimitri sighed in relief as his lie worked.
"Come one then, follow me!"
Rose immediately followed Dimitri as they headed out to the car where everyone was waiting. Alberta just shut the boot full of Rose's things when they arrived.
"Are you ready Rose?" Janine asked her daughter.
Rose nodded. "Yes! Gimme the sugar!" she exclaimed and everyone gave Dimitri a strange look as Rose jumped in the back of the ca.
"COM ONE~! She sang loudly. "I want to go!"
Mary and Janine got into the car, Janine driving the girls to the hospital.
"Bye Dimitri! I love you!" Rose yelled out the window as they drove off down the long winding driveway.
Sighing Dimitri, Kirova and Alberta headed back into the school finally glad that they wouldn't have to put up with rose anymore.
~At the Asylum~
Rose stepped out of the car before running into a familiar face.
"SAARRGIIEE!" she exclaimed happily. "how are you?"
Mary and Janine frowned to each other as Rose started talking to thin air.
"Um Rose? There is no one there." Janine said.
Rose immediately glared at her mother.
"Mum. Don't be rude. Saarrgiiee is a normal person like everyone else! NO NEED to be mean!" she growled angrily. "Now, where is the music and chocolate? Dimitri said you guys are taking me to a place with lots of chocolate and music."
Mar smiled to Rose. "Just follow me and I'll take you to the chocolate."
"And music!" Rose exclaimed, shocked that the lady would forget the music.
"And music." Mary agreed.
Rose nodded happily and followed Mary and Janine through a series of cages, metal doors and security rooms until finally…
"The music and chocolate are in here, Rose" Mary said and pointed Rose into a room.
Rose stepped inside before screaming.
"AAAAAAAAAH! WHERE IS THE CHOCOLATE AND MUSIC!" she screamed and was about to ask Janine and Mary that when the door slammed in her face and Rose was stuck in a bare white room with nothing but her suitcase of things.
She looked around sadly before a plan came to mind. She grinned evilly.
~With Janine and Mary in Mary's office~
"Okay," Mary said, "We can talk a little without Rose interrupting us." She sighed happily.
Janine nodded. "Okay, what is it you need us to talk about?"
Mary was about to answer when the door opened and a red-faced messy haired nurse burst into the room. "Dr Mary! It's that new patent! She's escaped her room and is running amuck the building!" she exclaimed before leaving the room to chance after a hyper rose.
Janine groaned. "Not even 5 minuted." She grumbled before also joining the wild goose chase after Rose.
Marry sighed before joining in.
~A few minuted later~
Outside the hospital everything was peaceful. The birds were singing a happy tune, screams off terror and smashing noises were coming from the hospital before the front doors burst open and a brown haired figure ran into the open followed by a couple of dozen burses and doctors screaming her name.
"ROOOOOOSE! One screamed as she kept running.
"COME BACK!
"NOOO!
"ROOOOOOOOOOOSE!"
And suddenly Rose disappeared into the trees never to be seen again…
THE END!
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Thank you all again!
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