Hey Peeps,

Okay after a loooooooooooooooong discussion with my friends and watching the ever so funny 'Fruits Basket' we decided to add some other stories in with this one.

So far it is going to have: Vampire Academy, InuYasha, Fruits Basket, Nightlight (a parody of Twilight) and probably a lot more in later chapters (like death note, Vampire Knight and Harry Potter) which I'll tell you then.

Ta Jappa and friends: xtraxtrawberry and fan-girl97.

ROSE POV

"UNCLE INUYASHA!" I screamed when I saw him.

He looked at me shocked and I pounced on him. He caught me and was holding me bridal style while I had my arm around his neck.

"How ya goin' mate?" I asked. (For those who don't know from my profile, I am an Aussie person, so I am allowed to use Aussie statements in my stories)

"Umm…." InuYasha said.

Then I thought of something mischievous. I decided to poke his cute puppy-dog ears.

Poke.

"Umm, Rose, you still have your disguise on." Lissa stated.

Poke. "no I don't."

Poke.

"Who are you?" InuYasha asked.

Poke

"Rose" poke poke

"Rose look at yourself, you are still human looking." Lissa sighed. Poke.

I looked down. Oh, Lissa is right. Letting my disguise down I went back to poking InuYasha's ear. I had a red moon on my forehead, kind of like Sesshy's, 3 green stripes on each cheek, 3 on each wrists, 2 on each leg, and 1 on either side of my neck and waist. I also had red running through my hair and tail.

"Rose?" InuYasha asked. Poke.

"Yep, the one and only." Pokety poke.

"Can you stop that?" He asked. Poke.

"Stop what?" I asked. Poke, poke.

"Poking me." He stated. Poke.

I'm not poking you." I lied. poke.

Poke.

"Yes you are." He stated. Poke, poke, poke.

"I was poking you, now I'm not." I said… poke.

"Rose…"he started. Poke.

"Yeah?"I asked. Poke.

"Stop it." Poke

"Stop what?" poke

"If you don't stop, I'll drop you." He sighed. Poke.

All of a sudden he dropped me. But being the smart person I am, I grabbed his ears, pulling him down with me, he was bent over and I was on the ground.

"If I'm going down, you're going down with me busta." I stated.

"Ow ow ow ow OW." He said.

Then I heard a sigh.

"Sit boy." Kagome sighed.

When he fell into the ground I jumped up.

"Ha ha sucker." I laughed and went over to Uncle Sesshomaru.

He looked at me and I looked at him, then his tail, then back to him, that to his tail again and back to him. Then I latched onto his tail.

"I love you Uncle Fluffy!" I said to his tail, letting mine wrap around me, the tail and Uncle Sesshomaru.

INUYASHA POV

I got up from the ground in time to here:

"I love you Uncle Fluffy." from Rose as she grabbed onto Sesshomaru's tail. After a moment, her tail wrapped around the two of them and I looked up to see Sesshy's face… which was a classic.

I burst out laughing. He looked really uncomfortable and has no idea who Rose is. He also looks as if he wants to kill her.

"Ros-"

"I love you Uncle Sesshy!" She suddenly screamed and wrapped her arms around his waist. He blinked in shock until he registered what she said.

All of a sudden, Rose was leaning against the tree, her finger tapping her chin and her face in a thoughtful expression. I looked over to see Sesshomaru growling at her.

"So I remember my family, but they don't remember me… do you know how upsetting that is?" She asked her hanyou friend. I think her name was Lissa.

I looked up to see Lissa sitting in the tree above her.

"Nope... but I can check the bond." Lissa stated.

'bond?'

ROSE POV

I leaned against the tree, my finger tapping my chin.

"So I remember my family, but they don't remember me… do you know how upsetting that is?" I asked Lissa who was up in the tree.

"Nope... but I can check the bond." Lissa stated.

"Okay."

'only InuYasha remembers me… that is sad.' I thought

"Rose?" a guy asked, but I ignored them.

'I should just leave.'

"Rose." The voice said again and it sounded very familiar

Then I remembered something!

'I'm the Lady of the West! No it is not because I mated Sesshomaru, it is because I'm there sister and Sesshy still hasn't mated anyone.' I told myself.

"Roza."

"Don't call me Roza , call me Lady Rose of the Weste-… Never mind." I said as I realised who said my name.

"Rose? Lissa? What is going on?" Alberta asked.

"Crap… more stuff to add to my list of problems." I muttered.

"Rose! Is that you? OH MY GOD! I am so sorry I didn't recognise you!" Kagome and Sango said at the same time running over and bombarding me with hugs.

"That's alright, It has been, what, 2 years?" I asked (they have been back at school for a year in my story.)

"Something like that." Sango agreed.

"Wait, Rose?" Miroku asked

"Rose!" Shippo and Rin screamed at the same time, running and also bombarding me with a hug.

"Rin missed you so much!" Rin exclaimed.

"I did to." Shippo exclaimed

"I think everyone missed Rose, even the heartless taiyokai over there." Kagome said pointing to Sesshomaru. He growled at her

"no der." I agreed.

All of the guardians watched us in shock as we caught up with each other. Laughing at different things that has happened, like InuYasha's stupidity and Miroku's "problem" with Sango's ass.

After a while InuYasha, Sesshomaru, Jaken and Miroku came to sit and chat with us. The guardians soon realised that there was no threat and most of them left to go tell Kirova about my unexpected guest. Dimitri, Alberta and Stan were the only ones that stayed behind and sat down listening to what we had to say.

All of a sudden I felt something stroking my butt.

"PERVERT!"

SLAP!

Miroku lay there twitching on the spot, a happy look on his face. Everyone else sighed and shook their heads.

With my super hearing, I could hear the cracking of bones and a slipe growl escape from my Russian hero's lips… and by the strange looks Sesshomaru, Shippo and InuYasha are giving him, they could probably hear it to.

After a while we just sat in silence, soaking up each other's company. That is until Dimitri couldn't take it.

"Rose, Lissa, What is going on? Why do you look like these people and talk to them like they are old friends?"

"Na duh she's my niece by mating" Kagome said obviously adding an American accent which sounded funny from her Japanese accent she already had.

"I don't think that makes sense" Miroku pointed out.

We all started to giggle uncontrollably.

"Rosemarie Hathaway, you have some serious explaining to do young lady. What the hell are you doing back at school? I thought you wanted to protect Lissa not take her back to the idiots school were you get into soooo much trouble?" InuYasha growled

MIROKU POV

While InuYasha was giving his niece a little lecture on being an idiot, I saw a group of high school girls in VERY SHORT SKIRTS.

'I don't think they'll miss me for long.' I headed over towards the girls when I saw a man in an outfit like mine following the group. I approached him and demanded his name.

"Hey, what's your name?"

"Shigure, you?"

"Miroku, age?"

"27, you"

"23, business?"

"High school girls, high school girls" we sang together.

"All for me" he said

"You, no me"

"Us, High school girls, high school girls all for us, High school girls, high school in short, short skirts"

KYO POV

I walked through the gate after Shigure looking around in boredom, while Yuki, Momiji, Ayame, Tohru, Hana and Uo looked around in fascination. Well Hana looked like she was in heaven.

That was when I realised Shigure was talking to someone in weird clothes, that looked vaguely like him and had a strange gold staff. Then they started singing a… song.

"Us, High school girls, high school girls all for us, High school girls, high school in short, short skirts"

'That sick bastard.' I thought

Then Momiji ran towards them.

"Ooh, that sounds like a cheerful song! I like the song! Can I sing the song?" Momiji says.

"Unless you have a weird thing for high school girls, I wouldn't sing that song." I girl said, walking over to us from the woods. She was wearing a weird pink and green dress thingy, kind of like what Shigure wears. She had brown hair, a huge boomerang and a strange 2 tailed cat on her shoulder.

"Oh and Miroku and new lecherous friend..." She started.

SLAP!

BANG!

She smacked them over the head with her boomerang. They lay on the ground twitching.

"Baka's, anyway I'm Sango, this is Kirara and that idiot if you don't know is Miroku." She introduced.

"I-" Tuhro started.

"HEY! IS EVERYTHING OKAY? HAS THE LECHER DONE ANYTHING?" Someone yelled interrupting Tohru.

"KINDA, IF YOU COUNT MAKING A NEW LECHEROUS FRIEND AND SINGING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS AND SHORT SKIRTS. THEN YEAH, HE'S DONE SOMETHING" Sango called back.

"ONE SEC, WE ARE COMING OVER!" a guy called back.

Then a huge group appeared including people with… tails and ears?

INUYASHA POV

After a moment we realised something, something very bad. Miroku was missing in a school full of American teenage high school girls… crap, that sick lecherous monk.

"Um, guys, where's Miroku?" I asked. My family looked around, while Rose's friends looked confused.

"I'll go look for him." Sighed Sango

She stood up walking towards the front gate. We waited in silence… until Rose couldn't take it.

"HEY! IS EVERYTHING OKAY? HAS THE LECHER DONE ANYTHING?" She yelled

"KINDA, IF YOU COUNT MAKING A NEW LECHEROUS FRIEND AND SINGING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS AND SHORT SKIRTS. THEN YEAH, HE'S DONE SOMETHING" Sango called back.

"Let's go over." I said. Everyone, well most people (except the… fluffy… brother of mine) nodded.

"ONE SEC, WE ARE COMING OVER!" I called to her.

We all stood up and walked towards the gate, to be met with a peculiar sight.

There stood a group of 7 people, Sango talking to them and Miroku and another lecherous looking person on the ground.

"So, is this the … friend?" Kagome asks.

"Yep, you got that one right." Sango smiled.

"No." he said arrogantly. "I'm calling him mutt." He said pointing to Miroku's new friend.

"Why would you call him a mutt, he doesn't seem like a dirty dog." Lissa said. "Well, when you put it that way…"

"We can show you." A blond haired girl said.

"Tohru, can you come trip and fall?" the new lecherous friend said.

"That's what you think every time I make you go POOF! Very nice Shigure, very nice." A girl, I'm guessing Tohru said.

"You guys go poof?" Rose asked the curiosity getting the best of her.

"I can show you! Can I have a hug?" The blond girl asked.

"No Momiji, remember the last time you did that, Yuki had to go embarrassed himself and it was in a classroom… Well the Yuki part is fine, we all got some great pictures of the rat… but 'Prince' Yuki doesn't have his dress on to distract everyone…. So we can't make our great escape." the red head grabbed who I think is Momiji.

(imagine this next scene in slow mo)

Momiji jumps up towards Tohru, Tohru freaks out and grabs Momiji around his waist… he then went poof and a yellow rabbit replaced his form. By the force of the poof Tohru falls backwards and the red head runs over to save her. Tohru wraps her arms around his arms around his neck.

"Thank you Kyo…. Dammit." Tohru says as Kyo goes poof, then an orange cat appeared . By that force she goes flying into Yuki who then went poof and a grey rat appears and she stumbled forwards landing on Shigure who then went poof and turns into black dog.

"Aww man." Tohru sighs, "I'm sorry."

"… Can I have a hug?" A guy that looks like Yuki says.

"Get your own hug machine, Ayame." The cat grumbles. Everyone looks at the cat in shock. 'It… talked'

"GUARDIAN JOE, GUARDIAN JOE!" A girls started yelling, then she wrapped her arms Ayame. Who went poof and turned into a snake.

"Some girls are…. AHHHHHHHHH SNAKE!" She screamed.

Then she started banging Ayame's head on a rock continuously until…

"Ow, that really hurts, can you please stop?" he talked.

The girls eyes widened in shock and she screamed

"AHHHH! Talking snake!" She screamed and out of the blue she fainted.

Then, the zodiacs turned back.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the girls screamed covering their eyes and running around blindly.

The zodiacs got dressed as fast as they could and prepared themselves for the questions.

Hope you liked it O.o

Thanks to ma friends who helped me write da story