Chapter 2. What Does the Fawkes Say?
A/N: Not necessarily related to chapter one. Just more insanity from my insane mind.
"Headmaster Dumblebore has a phoenix as a familiar?" Victor Krum requested confirmation of the rumor he'd heard.
"Yes." Harry Potter nodded.
"And this phoenix is named 'Fawkes'?"
Again, Harry nodded.
Victor turned to his fellow Durmstrang student. "Pозов, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so Krum. But how are we going to get enough mashed potatoes to fill the dungeon?"
Krum hid his face in his palm. "Why do I ask?" he asked himself rhetorically.
The lights in the Great Hall dimmed and music started. Music that only a few there recognized. Surprisingly, it was Fleur Delacour who took up the first lines. "Dog goes woof."
"Cat goes meow." Krum replied.
"Bird goes tweet." A small flock of birds came up from the Beauxbatons table.
"And mouse goes squeak." Conjured mice ran from the Durmstrang table, though they all changed back into grapes before they made it out the doors.
Together Krum and Fleur sang the next line. "But there's one sound, that no one knows." they paused for a deep breath before shouting, "What does the Fawkes say?"
As the music kicked up, all the kids from every house and school started dancing in the Great Hall in the impromptu party. Even some of the professors like Professor Flitwick jumped down from the head table and started getting their groove on. The image of Madame Maxine grinding on Professor Hagrid was one that few there would ever be able to forget. For better or worse.
A/N: Lyrics from Ylvis – What Does The Fox Say?
розов Means 'Pink' in Bulgarian, the closest I could come to Pinky.