Ever since Warhok and Warmonga came to Earth, Dr. Drakken and Shego have been the United States' most beloved heroes. "I never thought sunscreen would feel this good". "It's good for you, Dr. D", Shego said as she and Drakken tanned, sitting on a beach in Italy. "If I had used this years ago, I might have never gone blue"! Drakken stated as Shego countered "And if you hadn't been inside evil lairs all the time, wasting your time trying to take over the world". Drakken groaned and put his shades back on and reflected on his past choices. He had tried to take over the world, but it wasn't easier than actually trying to do it.
Just then, a shadow covered his view from the sun. He lifted his shades to see a huge man with a hood. "Ah, do you mind? You're in my sun". Instead of moving away, the hooded man said in a raspy voice "We would be honored, if you would join us". Even Shego had stopped reading her magazine to look over. "Join you in what"? Drakken asked the man. "A meeting, of the finest criminals around", and the man stepped closer to Drakken just enough where he could see his face. Drakken squealed and scrambled back. "Um, I think I will go, yes. That's right, yes", Drakken mumbled as the hooded man walked away. Shego walked over to him and asked concernedly "Who was that"? "It….it… was a crocodile".
An hour later, Drakken and Shego had donned their old villain wear and arrived in an old kitchen. "Sir, let me see your hands", said a guard with a metal detector. Drakken rolled his eyes as he raised his hands. When he and Shego were cleared, they walked inside to find a barrage of men with suits and guns. Drakken didn't ask anyone where to sit but plopped himself in the nearest one, with Shego standing over him. "Well, well. If it isn't my blue friend", said the man next to him. "Senor Senior Senior", Drakken said while frowning. The old man smiled an evil grin. Finally, after everyone had arrived, a short chubby man with monocles and a top hat sat near the back at the head. "Good morning everyone, my name is the Penguin and the reason I brought you all here is for a business proposal". The Penguin leaned forward into the light and said "I wish to form a mafia, the first ever in Middleton. The police are tracking all of your money so it would be best to join up with me". Everyone else nodded. "However, some of your money was robbed, 68 million to be exact" "Who's stupid enough to steal from us", asked a girl in a business suit. "Two bit whack job, wears a cheap purple suit and makeup. He's not a problem, a nobody", Senior said. "The problem here is that our money is being tracked by the cops", Drakken pointed out.
Everyone nodded again but the Penguin spoke again "The police are indeed tracking everyone's money using marked bills and are planning to seize your funds…today". Everyone gasped and Drakken groaned. "Now, I recommend that we move all funds to one secure location. Not a bank". "Where then" asked a big African man, also in business suit. "No one can know but me. If the police were to gain leverage over one of you, everyone's money would be at stake. I'm your only option since the police have put out other competitors". "What would stop them from getting to you" Senior asked. "My hideout is in a secure location, far from any jurisdiction". "How soon can you move the money", asked the woman, but the Penguin laughed. "I already have. For obvious reasons, I couldn't wait for your permission. Rest assured, your money is safe with me", the Penguin said as fake laughter echoed the kitchen.
"Aha ha aha ha", said the man in cheap purple suit and makeup that just walked in, unannounced. "And I thought my jokes were bad", the Joker said as everyone scoffed at him. "Give me one reason why we should not shoot you now", said the Penguin in a deadly calm voice. "How about a magic trick"? He gaped at the Joker, who was pulling out a pencil and sticking it on the desk. "I'm gonna make this pencil…disappear", the Joker said as the Penguin sent one of his henchmen to deal with the clown. The Joker looked at him and in an instant brought the man's head down into the pencil, which disappeared into the man's head. "Ta-daa! It's…. gone", he said while Drakken looked impressed. "Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You ought to know since you bought it". The African man, Gambol, stood out of his chair and glared at the Joker. "Hold on, I want to hear his proposition. Maybe you're not our only option", Senor said as Gambol sat down reluctantly, the Penguin looking outraged. "Now, the biggest problem that you should be concerning yourself with is not, in fact, the cops but a teenage girl named Kim Possible". Everyone else laughed except for Drakken, Shego and Senior. They three alone knew the capabilities of Possible, and did not hesitate to listen on the Joker's plan. "And as for the….whatever that is supposed to be", he said, indicating the Penguin. "Possible has no jurisdiction. Soon as you start the illegal trade bam she's there and you're in prison". The Penguin leaned back in his chair, fuming even more than Gambol. "What do you propose", Drakken asked as the Joker swept back his green hair. "It's simple, we kill Possible". Everyone, including Drakken and Shego, laughed again except for Senor. "Easier said than done, and if it's so simple, why haven't you done it already"? "If you're good at something, never do it for free". The woman leaned to the Joker and asked "How much you want"? "Uh…half". Half of the people laughed, while the other half looked seriously at the Joker. "If we don't deal with this now, soon, little, uh, Gambol, won't be able to afford a nickel for his grandma". "ENOUGH OF THE CLOWN", Gambol said, banging his hand on the table and standing up.
The Joker also sprang up, grabbing a string from his coat pocket, which revealed to grenades strapped to him. Everyone stepped away from the two, Gambol holding his ground. "You think you can steal from us and walk away"? "Yeah". "I'm putting the word out, 500 grand for this clown dead, a million alive so I can teach him some manners first"! "Okay so listen, why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things more seriously, here's my card", the Joker said, pulling out a joker card and putting it on the table. He walked slowly away from Gambol and sprang out the door.