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"Me too." Said Hunson through the harsh static of a phone call from the nightosphere. "Ah who am I kidding? My Marceline is a tough girl, she'll be fine." Hunson finished with a laugh.

"Yeah, but-" Finn started

"While we're on the topic of my daughter, when will you be popping the ole question?" Hunson interrupted.

"What question? Do I have to quiz her? Because I'm still not entirely sure on whether babies come from a stork or vampires." Finn explained.

"You know, tie the knot? Get hitched? Hooked? Spliced? Jump the broom? Get your other half? Your ball and chain?" Hunson kept asking as Finn remained silent.

"I already have a ball and chain, actually it was Jake's but..." Finn thought back to the ball and chain Jake took from a troll prison as Hunson laughed.

A sudden hissing came from the phone, Finn looked at it and a strange black smoke was coming from the top part.

"What the-" Finn dropped the phone as more smoke suddenly burst out.

Hunson materialized over the phone and looked Finn coldly in the eyes.

"I want you to marry her, Finn." Hunson ordered the young hero.

Finn's jaw dropped to the floor of he and Marceline's house.

"Marry... Me? And Marceline? L-like forever?" Finn had finally picked up the rest of his mouth and barely stammered that out.

Hunson approached him.

"Yes, and If you don't..." Hunson pulled out a strawberry and crushed it, "Well, lets just say that baby wont be having much of a dad." Hunson dissipated into a cloud of smoke and went back through the phone.

Finn was genuinely afraid, he'd seen what Hunson could do first hand. He crouched down to pick up the phone.

And lunged at the Flame Guardian blocking the doors to the fire palace. Finn had his sword drawn and quickly stabbed it in the neck, between where his breastplate and helmet met. The second Guardian drawing his short hand-ax and protecting himself with a shield. Finn tried drawing him in with a few quick hacks at the rock shield, but only when the Guardian made a move did he finally open up. The Guardian did a swift chop but Finn slid to his left while bringing the sword up. Both pieces of the guard collapsed.

"Where's Prin- Queen Bubblegum!" Finn yelled as he ran into the great hall.

Flame King only laughed on his throne as Finn boldly stood in the center of his palace.

"Your 'queen' is right up there," Flame King pointed to the lamp hanging above him, "And it'll take a little more than a serenade and some slobber to get what you want this time. Knights!" Flame King called out and twenty fire knights in full armor ran out to meet the king of the candy folk. Finn only smiled.

"Starchy, now!" He called out.

"Starchys shootin' some flame knights in their faces." The cute old chocolate stated, as he and three hundred other candies ran in and joined the strange battle with water guns, water balloons, and flame shields galore.

Flame King stood and walked into the carnage, water only sizzling off him.

"Human, you have gone far enough." Flame King looked down on Finn with a tone so deep he felt the ground quiver.

"Just give me back Bubblegum!" Finn made his battle cry, and leaped at the Flame King.

The human was swatted away by the giant blaze, but quickly got back up. He darted toward the Flame King's legs, and climbed up his arm when he tried to brush him off. Finn stood on the edge of Flame King's armor, looking down into the sentient fire he saw the crystal in the center that gave him life. Finn plunged his sword into the scalding depths of the fiery monarch.

"My sword is about two inches away from your 'heart', let Bubblegum go, and I wont go any further." Finn threatened.

"You don't have the guts." Flame King said with a laugh.

Finn scratched his sword against the crystal, Flame King fell onto his knees in pain.

"Sorry, what was that?" Finn said rhetorically.

Just like the Flame King, the battle was near over. A select few flame knights were crawling on the floor, steam rising from their wounds, cases of armor were steaming, candies were laying melted, but Finn's people had won.

"You're over Flame King, let her down." Finn put the very tip of his sword on Flame King's crystal.

"Alright, go get her." Flame King said with a pained look.

A flambit lowered the lamp and Finn ran to see Princess Bubblegum. She was laying in the bottom portion, curled up in a ball, her clothes singed. Finn went to his knees to pick her up.

And in his hand he held a small velvet box with a ring. He looked up at a stunned Marceline. It was night and they were under a large weeping willow tree, the long strands flowing with the breeze. He could plainly see Marceline's belly through her flannel shirt.

"Marceline, will you marry me?" Finn asked.

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