Me: (Slowly walks on stage and sits in chair.) Ok, so Emily couldn't make it here today so it's just going to be me! Anyways, I had a requesty thingy from A.G. WHOAH saying I should interview Sakura to see how she feels about Naruto. I thought that this would be a good idea so I got Sakura to visit us today! Welcome, Sakura!
Sakura: (Walks on stage and smiles at audience.) I feel so loved!
Me: (Rolls eyes.) Yeah, yeah. . . don't we all. . . Just hurry up and get over here!
Sakura: (Sits in chair next to me.) Do you not like me?
Me: Not really . . .
Sakura: (Looks like she is about to cry.) Why? What did I ever do to you?
Me: (I think you worry too much over Sasuke and you're mean to Naruto for no apparent reason . . . All in all, you're annoying!
Sakura: (Looks away.) Where's my manager?
Me: Anyways! (Looks at Sakura.) How do you feel about the character Naruto?
Sakura: He's . . . ummm . . . annoying? Yeah. VERY annoying . . .
Me: (Glare.)
Sakura: (Anime sweat drop.) B-but off stage, h-he's really nice and fun to hang out with! Hehe . . .
Me: That's what I thought you said . . . So, how do you feel about the character you play in Naruto?
Sakura: Well, you are right, she is a bit annoying and a little stuck up. At least, in the beginning she was and I really wasn't very good at pretending to be stuck up but later on in the series she became very mature and. . . not stuck up so I can relate to her more now.
Me: (Isn't listening but nods and pretends I am.) O-kay . . . What about the character Sasuke? If he were real, would you actually have a crush on him?
Sakura: Probably not.
Me: Why?
Sakura: Because he's way too emo. But when we're off stage, he's so fun!
Me: Well, it appears as if I might need to interview Sasuke . . .
Sakura: (Looks around nervously.) I-is he here?
Me: (Rolls eyes.) No!
Sakura: (Sighs.) Good.
Me: (Rolls eyes and continues interview.) Okay, anyways, if Naruto asked you ona date, would you accept?
Sakura: Like, the off stage Naruto? Or on stage?
Me: I thought Sakura was supposed to be smart . . .
Sakura: . . .
Me: (Sighs.) The off stage Naruto.
Sakura: Oh! Umm . . . I just let him down nicely and tell him I just want to be friends.
Me: Okay well, I'm out of ideas so if you (the audience) have any questions or dares or whatever, feel free to ask or dare!
Sakura: D-dare?
Me: (Rolls eyes.) That's what I said. Get over it.
Sakura: . . .