A/N: Just another Halloween ficlet. More to come at hopefully a rapid pace. This one is humor.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.

Trick Or Treat

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett stared at the front door in horror.

"Should we answer it?" Jasper whispered so quietly that there was no possible way any human's ears could hear him.

"I'm not sure." Rosalie replied, shifting herself slightly so Emmett's body was between her and the door.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"Alice, can you see anything?" Edward asked nervously.

Closing her eyes, Alice turned stalk still. After a few moments, she opened her golden eyes as wide as they could go, letting out a tiny gasp.

"What?" Jasper questioned.

"What is it?" Rosalie persisted.

"What did you see?" Emmett added.

"Nothing." Edward answered for her, staring straight into her eyes. "She couldn't get a vision."

"That makes no sense." Rosalie stated.

"I know." Alice agreed, finally coming back to her normal state. "The only time I can't see anything is when-"

"Don't even say it!" Rosalie cried.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"Do you think if we stand completely still, they'll go away?" Jasper murmured.

"That's a bee, Jasper." Edward corrected.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

The knocking became louder.

"You know what? This is ridiculous!" Emmett cried as he moved towards the door.

"No, Emmett!" Rosalie cried as she reached for his hand.

"You don't have to do this!" Alice agreed.

"Yes, I do." Emmett answered sternly as he turned back towards the door.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Taking a deep breath he reached for the handle and turned it slowly. Then, in a flash, he flung it open, his free hand raised in a fist.

"Trick or treat!" A tiny voice giggled.

Looking down, Emmett noticed a tiny girl no more than two years of age holding a plastic pumpkin full of candy towards him.

Dropping his hand, he stared at the petite thing. She was smiling brightly, adorned in a werewolf costume.

"I knew it!" Alice gasped from inside as she stared out past Emmett.

"Claire, honey, are you almost ready?"

Emmett turned his head to the left, noticing a shrouded figure dressed in a long flowing cape. Stepping out of the shadows, he recognized the person as none other than the mongrel young Quil Atera.

"Werewolf." Emmett growled animalistic ally.

"Ahhh!" Claire screeched as she ran off of the doorstep and towards Quil, who was gladly awaiting her return to him with open arms.

"Get out of here, dog." Emmett seethed, glaring at Quil.

"Hey! I'm not a dog!" Claire pronounced the very best she could, "I'm a werewolf!"

"I was talking about him." He replied, burning holes into Quil's face with his deep molten eyes.

"Nuh-uh! He's a vampire!"

"Oh no he isn't!"

With that, Emmett shot off the step at superhuman speed towards the pair.

"Ahhh!" Quil and Claire screamed together as Quil bolted off with Claire in his arms.

By now, the rest of the Cullen kids had run out onto the step to watch the scene.

Emmett turned around and smirked at his siblings. "Happy Halloween," He declared, his razor sharp teeth glinting evilly in the moonlight.