A/N: This is number 3. Wow! The title is actually a super cool song called A Whiter Shade of Palr. I first heard it in The 10th Kingdom. So yea, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
A Whiter Shade of Pale
"Alice! No!"
"Will you just cooperate with me for once in your life?"
"Life? In case you haven't noticed Alice, I'm not alive, and neither are you!"
"Oh Edward, stop with the particulars; and could you please stop writhing? You're messing up your make-up!"
"I don't even need make-up! I'm pale enough already!"
"I disagree. It's All Hallows Eve and everyone need to wear make-up. You especially."
Snap!
"Edward! That was my best blush brush!"
"Not anymore."
Growling slightly, Alice glared at her brother in disapproval.
"Edward, why won't you just let me do this? Bella will be here any minute!"
"Your point?" Edward raised a now dark eyebrow.
"She'll be in costume!"
"I still don't see how that involves me." Edward stated, just barely dodging a swipe his pixie-like sister took at him with a can of colored hairspray.
"It involves you because I bought you matching costumes." Alice replied silkily as she managed to spray him with a small package of fake blood that smelled mysteriously like cornstarch, food coloring, and sugar.
"She's being Dracula too?" Edward asked resigned, as he finally gave into the determined attempts of Alice to cover him in a stark white cream, making his skin even more spectral against his stark white shirt, being set off perfectly by a black tuxedo and dark flowing cape.
"No silly!" Alice giggled as she handed him a pair of plastic fangs, which he reluctantly slipped over his knife-like teeth. "She's going to be one of Dracula's brides."
At this Edward smiled, displaying a set of plastic glow-in-the-dark fangs. "My bride, huh?" Alice nodded eagerly.
"I guess I could deal with that."