A/N: This is chapter ten which was inspired by me waking up to a bag of candy corn on the table from my Grandfather. Oh yeah, he rocks. This was written in school. Enjoy. Oh, and thank you all for the reviews! I love them! If you have a request for this fic, send it along to me, and perhaps I'll write you a chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Upholstered Candy Corn
"Careful, nice and easy now. Hold it, hold it…."
"Voila!" Jasper cried as she slowly pulled his hand back close to his body before dropping it back down to his side. "We did it."
"Yeah," Emmett said as he sat back on the couch, deciding that he and his brother had earned a well deserved break. "Who knew that making a pyramid out of candy corn could be so hard?"
"Not me."
"Agreed."
A resounding slam echoed throughout the lower level of the house. Rosalie and Edward stormed into the living room, yelling and cursing at each other.
"You asked me to!"
"Rosalie, I asked you to supe up the Vanquish's engine, not reupholster the entire interior with powder blue leather!"
"It's not powder blue, it's lapis."
"Hey, um, guys?" Emmett probed, "Could you be a little more careful with where you're swinging your arms?"
"The color doesn't matter! What matters is that my precious interior isn't black anymore!" Edward continued ranting.
"Oh, so color does matter to you. Well Edward, you should be happy that I didn't change it to pumpkin orange to match the occasion!" Rosalie retorted.
"A Halloween themed interior would have probably been better than powder blue."
"It's lapis! Besides, it looks better this way."
"No, it doesn't!"
"Um, Rosalie? Edward?" Emmett tried again, noticing that their arms were getting constantly closer to his and Jasper's masterpiece.
"Urgh!" Edward groaned. "Rosalie, why couldn't you have just done as I asked for once in your damned existence?" Edward screamed as he banged his fist down on the coffee table.
"No!" Emmett and Jasper cried in unison as the candy corn pyramid went tumbling to the floor, creating a river of yellow, orange, and white.
While Edward and Rosalie continued to argue, jasper sighed and said to his burly brother, "Oh well. It was good while it lasted."