A/N: This is decdicated to Pyromaniac-Girl who requested that Alice fall out a window and someone call her a zombie when she walks away perfectly alright. I'm still taking requests! For the record, I will be updating again tonight, but now I'm leaving to watch CSI. When the show is over, I shall resume my writing ;)

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters. Nor do I own Thriller.

Thriller

"It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark. Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart."

"Alice?"

"Yes, Edward?"

"Please tell me you're not singing Thriller."

"And if I am? You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination…"

"I can't believe you're still obsessed with that crazy song. It's probably the worst Halloween anthem ever."

"Edward, you must me kidding me," Alice scoffed as she walked beside her brother through the halls of Fork's Hospital. Carlisle was getting off of his shift soon, and he had agreed to take Edward and Alice out to Port Angeles to pick up some Halloween decorations and costumes for the upcoming school dance.

"Kidding about what?"

"Thriller is the absolute best song for this time of year!" She exclaimed as she turned around and began to dance while singing her favorite anthem for Fright Night. "Cause this is Thriller! Thriller night! There ain't no second chance to get the thing with the forty eyes; you know it's Thriller! Thriller night! You're fighting for your life inside of killer, Thriller tonight!"

"Urgh!" Edward groaned as he tossed his head back. "Must you, Alice?"

"Yes, I must my dear brother." Alice smiled as she kept dancing backwards so she could watch Edward as he walked. "Night creatures crawl as the dead start to walk in their masquerade." She began to do the moonwalk, still never letting her eyes leave Edward's, who was currently staring at her as if she were just released from the asylum an hour ago.

Unfortunately for her, Edward was too busy gawking at her to notice the 'Construction Ahead' sign a few yards away. Alice could've had a vision, but she was to wrapped up in singing to even concentrate on one even if she had it. As for the result, there was a full length window stretching from floor to ceiling without the glass. "There's no escaping the jaws of the alien inside, this is the end of the lin- Ahhh!"

"Alice!" Edward cried as he ran over to the window that Alice had just moon-walked out of. Without even waiting to see her hit the asphalt below, he sped down the stairs and out the front door, just in time to see her land face first on the pavement.

A crew of EMT's rushed over to her, fussing about the fall. Just as one reached out to feel for a pulse, Alice popped up and jogged over to Edward.

"It's alright everyone! I'm completely fine!" Alice declared as she wrapped her arm through Edward's, dragging his stunned form towards the car park.

"Did she just…?" One of the EMT's began.

"I thought she…?"

"How could she have…"

"Zombie!" They all yelled together.