A/N: So I wrote this in school. Expect quite a few more updates tonight. And thanks for the reviews. I'm like, 2 away from 50!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters. Nor do I own Slimer.
Ghostbusters
Zip zap!
Zoom!
Kazam!
"Look out, Edward. He's at it again." Jasper warned as he turned up the volume on his horror movie, attempting to drown out the random onomatopoeia that filled the air.
"Who's at what again?" Edward asked, not getting any information from Jasper's mind except for a scene by scene review of the movie.
"Emmett." The empath said by way of explanation.
He didn't have to say what their brother was up to, however, as the aforementioned vampire dive-rolled into the room seconds later.
"Boom! Bang! Splat!" Emmett cried as he crawled behind a winged arm chair.
"What on Carlisle's name are you wearing?" Edward questioned as he stared at the massive, ancient looking contraption that Emmett donned on his back.
"Oh, this?" The bearish boy asked as he tapped the oversized diving tank with the vacuum-like gun in his hand.
Edward nodded wearily.
"My ghost catching machine."
"Ghost catching machine?"
"Yep."
"Why do you have it?"
"I'm a ghost buster and this is one of my affects."
Edward rolled his eyes before saying, "Alright Mr. Ghostbuster, where'd you get the ray gun?"
"It's not a ray gun, and for your information, I got it in the attic."
"The attic?" Jasper interrupted. "Why that that stupid old thing in the attic?"
"Well, you know when Carlisle used to lead the with hunts back in the day…?" Emmett trailed off.
"Oh no! Please tell me you didn't." Edward moaned as he smacked his hand up to his forehead.
"What? It's not like I'm going to hurt it." Emmett retorted as he looked down at the vacuum tube in his hand, only to notice that his thumb was hovering over a big red button. "Hey, I wonder what will happen if I press this…"
"Emmett, no!" Jasper exclaimed, but he was too late.
Emmett pressed the button.
There was a loud whooshing sound. The tube head began to shake violently as green slime began shooting out of the end.
"Hit the button!"
"Stop the madness!"
"Slimer is attacking!"
"Turn it off!"
"I'm greenified!"
"More like melting!"
Jasper, in a moment of triumph, hit the button causing the machine to power down.
After a moment of stunned silence, Emmett began to laugh.
"Who're you going to call?" He chided.
Edward spit a mouthful of green slime in his brother's face before narrowing his eyes into a chilling glare. "Jasper." He whispered before stomping out of the room and up the stairs.