Hello there, well, I spend this weekend in my grandma's so i was really, REALLY bored. That's the reason of the three chapters in three days. On monday i'll be quite busy, but still i'll try to update every too days. Thank you for the reviews, favorites and the follows. You guys are awesome!

"Isn't it nice when we're in public, surrounded by people, in public. Eating dinner... in public like civilized people?" He heard the "girl" saying behind the menu, it was covering all of "her" face, but he knew that she was peeking everytime just to see if he was still pissed at her. And truth is, he was.

Actually, he was about to strangle her in front of that three, if it wasn't by the fact that it was his own body, and "this" body didn't have enought strenght to beat his own. When "the girl" held "his" hands and begged for him to listen her out, he didn't have much of a choice. So now here they are, in a small restaurant nearby their inn. He's glaring at his own body that, a thik vein popping in his forehead. It's too annoying the fact that "she" never stop smiling.

"A salad." He said in a cold girly voice, not even looking at the waiter while handing back the menu. "Now talk."

"I want a cheese burger, french fries, lasagna, steak in soy sauce and a thai pizza for now." She gave back the menu to the waiter and smiled "OH! And I want a fresh strawberry juice, please." She smiled again and when the waiter left, she turned her attention for "him".

"God, I'm always hungry, is this a dragon slayer thing, os is a boys thing?" "His" eyes twitched when he watched himself tilting the head to the side while pouting.

Taking deep breath, he tried to calm down but that was impossible. The murderous aura around him was scaring the other costumers. "Listen carefully to this, I may not be able to hurt you while you are awake in my body and I am in yours. But don't forget that you are going to fall asleep anytime soon, and when that time comes, I will tie you and torture you... or better. I'm gonna make you watch me turn all of your beloved spirits into my personal slaves..." He kept on talking while watching how pathetic and scared himself looked right now. "I bet you don't want that to happen, right?" He gave a little and devious smile when the "girl" shook her head.

"Good, so start acting like me and quit acting like a girl, or may I remember you that you're inside my body?" He sighed and let her take her time to calm down, he knew she was about to burst in tears anytime soon. "You may go to the restroom, I don't want anyone to think I'm crying around." She only nodded her head and head straight to the ladies room.

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Wait...

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"Fuck.."

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"KYAAAAA!" Was heard from the restroom, followed by a 'slap!' "Pervert! Get out of here!" And after that, the so called pervert came out of the ladies room, with a red mark on "his" face, bawling eyes and a completely devastaded expression.

"Hey, isn't that the shadows dragon slayer? Is he crying?" Some random guy said in a table, and thats was enought to make "Lucy" get up from her seat and drag "Rogue" out of the restaurant.

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Sitting in a nearby bench, a boy soaked a girl tee.

"Roooogue..." She hiccuped and sobbed on "his" shirt while the "boy" was patting her head. "Why this is happening? Why? Why? Did we do anything bad and now God is torturing us?" She kept on sobbing while he sighed untill something suddenly hits her "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE GONNA TORTURE ME!" And now, bursting in tears.

"It's ok, I'll let this pass." Was the best he could say at this moment. He kept on patting her, that was actually his own head, sighing another time. And then he wait till she finally stop crying, so he could ask what happened at the bathhouse.

"Ok, now tell me." Was all he said, looking straight into her eyes with a stern expression.

"Fine..." A sigh was heard, and "she" start to talk while drying "her" teary face. "Everything started when Sting dragged me there, and God knows why i accepted. After that he took ALL OF HIS CLOTHES."

"That's how normal people take baths..."

"..."

"Keep talking."

"And Oh my God, why is he so sexy? Oh yeah, back to the story. I confess, i did check him out a little bit. And I already told you he is hot right? Ok, this... this supernatural event that you have between your legs started to grow! And than Orga show up and he saw it!"

"Oh my God..." He facepalmed while listening to her. He was a little proud of himself, not lying.

"And I was super embarassed, because HE WAS NAKED! So i punched him and screamed, it was unintentional, I SWEAR!" She nearly screamed when the boy wasn't buying it. "So I entered the baths, and there he was, super sexy, jeez. It grew again, and that little towell wasn't helping much, you know? Ok, so I thought the water would help fade the hard on... boy I was wrong... When i saw YOUR body... Gah, why'd you have a six pack?! Who could ever thought?! And why'd have those scars? They are really sexy by the way."

A slightly blush took his way into "his" cheeks. "Go on..."

"And I don't even know why the hell boys have this much of hormones, but it happened again, and untill now I can't even remember how many times i had a hard on. Why this keep on happening? I was just thinking about random things, and BANG, it was hard. But that's not even the wrost part!" Rogue, a.k.a. Lucy was nearly screaming while her face was bright red. "Suddenly, he sit next to me, and started to ask me questions, when I didn't answer, he stood up! HE DIDN'T EVEN HAD A TOWELL COVERING... COVERING IT!" She did screammed on that last part, and those passerby were looking at them as if they were two perverts, a vein again popped at 'his' forehead, and then.. SLAP!

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" 'Rogue' screamed while rubbing 'his' red cheek.

"Quit the screaming! You're making me look like a girl!" For the first time he could even remember, the real Rogue screamed. That felt odd.

"Sorry... anyway.. I was too embarrassed! That thing right in fron of my face, so I screamed, and started to throw things at him. A lot of things... he was pissed when i knocked him down, and I acted like nothing happened." Taking deep breath, she smiled to herself and crossed her arms over "his" chest. "And that's all, I don't know what he did after that, because I had to run away the fast as possible. But i gotta say, it was pretty impressive how you catch me... So what are we gonna do now? We will have to go back to our respective inns anytime soon...Oh, and your friend must think you're bipolar now.."

"No comments about that, and no we aren't" 'Rogue' said while getting up from his seat. "No way in hell I'll let you face Minerva with my body. And I sure will not have the patience to deal with Natsu."

"So you are saying we're going to sleep together?" A blush crept it's way to the "girls" face, while Rogue gave a little smirk.

"That's exacly what I'm saying."

That's it, a little longer chapter today. See you soon, keep reviewing, following and favoriting. :DD

Edited on 04.08.13