I got hit by this wave of inspiration, so here's a new chapter! AND, i'll be posting two little chapters that won't fit directly in the story, a.k.a two Omakes. So look forward!

Lucy gulped 'Can't I simply go to the station and tell him I talked with Minerva, when I send her a letter telling everything and go shopping...?' "He's so going to kill me if I do something like that... GAAAH!" She was groaning and walking back and forth in front of the Sabertooth inn.

"Where the hell have you been?!" The girl froze on her spot and slowly turned to see a pissed Minerva in front of her "Tch! Nevermind! I'm too tired to even deal with the ones of you." Lucy watched as the girl started to walk back into the inn, but something was wrong.

"Why are your eyes puffed?" Lucy tried to sound the most apathic, like the real Rogue.

"Hah?! What the fuck are you even talking about?!" Minerva looked at her like she was about to explode, and that made the girl in a boy's body take a step back. Widening her eyes as Minerva took a step at her direction "Are you scared?" She gave her an evil smile, but something was still wrong, the girl's words came out of her mouth automatically.

"Not really actually, and I think you should give up on this thought facade. It's better to let your emotions flow when you're feeling the need." Reciting sentence from a book she read a few mouths ago, but that sounded propitious.

Lucy gulped once again when Minerva came even closer. 'OMG, She's pissed, goodbye word... goodbye Fairy Tail, goodbye Rogue take good care of my body. Mother, I'm going to meet..' "What the hell?!" Lucy shouted when Minerva hugged her and burried her face into Lucy's... Rogue? chest. Watching the other girl sniff and sob was something beyond odd. The super thought and feared Minerva was crying.

"Er... Minerva?" After a moments of silence, she sniffed a few more times before letting go of the "boy". Wiping the tears away, she glared at "him".

"Talk about this with anyone and you're dead, Cheney." Was her final words as she was about to walk away, Lucy grabbed her wrist and pushed her back, hugging her tide. She wispered in her ears.

"I'll keep this secret safe, if someday you feel the need to tell me what happened, I'm all ears." Lucy patted her head and give a smile.

That was it. Minerva was shocked. Her eyes was wide as a slow loris. A slight blush started to creept it's way to her cheeks.

"Wha...wha... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" The girl nearly screamed as she backed off and gave her back to the "boy". "Doing that all of the sudden in public. God! Unbelievable!" Her face was scarlet red and her heart was beating faster than ever.

Lucy was shocked with the way Minerva was acting. That was actually priceless, to be honest. Did she just blushed? She would totally tease her, if it wasn't completely opposite to Rogue's personality. After a while, she got tired of waiting for Minerva to turn back at her. "Oh yeah, and I'm quitting the team for the games. Something came up, and I won't be participating anymore. See you." Lucy turned and walked away leaving the other dumbfounded mage behind.

"What?! You! Come back here right now Cheney!" Lucy just turned her head and waved, giving a little smile that made Minerva's face turn even red, if that was possible.

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On the other side of the town...

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'I should be payed for doing this...' He gave a loud sigh while massaging his temples. The loud screams insde the inn couldn't deny it. This was Fairy tail. "WHERE THE HELL IS LUCY?!" 'What a huge annoyance in her life this salamander must be.' Rogue rolled his eyes and walked inside, openning the door.

"I'm here." The inside was chaotic. He couldn't even tell if people actually were living in there or if it was just used as a ring of MMA.

"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?! WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE ANOTHER MAN?!" Natsu was yelling around and the rest of the guild started to crowd in fron of the "girl".

"Yeah Lucy, we were really worried. And I hope you don't think this is going to pass with no punishment." 'What? Minerva?' Rogue's eyes twitched as he stared at the red haired girl.

"LUCY! WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE ANOTHER MAN?!" Natsu yelled once again, receiving a punch from the stripper. Rogue was far too annoyed, he had to tease him. Well... he was only telling the truth anyway...

"Maybe because I spend the night with one?" Those words made the whole guild froze and stare at the "girl" with wide eyes, as the Demon Mirajane, who was sleeping in the corner of the inn, to wake up instantly. Jumping to the front of the crowd and holding "Lucy's" both hands.

"Who was he? Do I know him? I know it was your first time! TELL-ME-EVERYTHING!" That made all the boys nearly faint. Natsu, dense as ever was still on his both feets. He didn't get it. Erza's face was the same as her hair. Levy's mouth was raging open while she was capping Wendy's ears.

"Did he had a big cock? Are you sor-hic-ed?" Cana smirked and putted one of her arms around his shoulders bringing him closer.

"Juvia is shocked, but Juvia is happy. Love rival won't lay a hand in her Gray-sama." Juvia smiled softly at "her", than she glared, and after that, smiled once again. 'Does bipolarity is contagious between the girls in this guild?' Rogue eyes were twitching, and he was about to burst everyone with his shadow blast. Wait... he couldn't.

Suddenly, a huge light explosion came, and Loke was in front of everyone. No one ever saw him this devasted. "Lucy... my dear...pure... MY PURE PRINCESS LUCY! WHYYY?! I was the one to be your first one! My whole life is pointless now!" The spirit was sobbing in a corner.

Rogue decide to ignore all the questions, it was way too much for him. 'God, I want to beat them so hard... Heh.. I know what to do.' With a little smile on 'his' lips. Rogue said in the most sweet tone he could.

"Right, sorry everyone. But I just came here to say that I'm withdrawing from the games. Me and my LOVER are going to our honey moon. See ya. Oh, I'll be back so don't worry" With that, he waved and walked out of the inn.

Silence paired between the members of Fairy Tail. Everyone was staring at the door with incredulous expressions.

"WHAT?! LUCY LOST HER VIRGINITY?!" Natsu shouted fainting next, leaving everyone sweatdropping.

"Oh Natsu..."

And done! A HUGE chapter in tribute to my inspiration, I hope you enjoy it. The omakes will be out on friday!

Edited on 13.08.24