Wow guys sorry, it's been a while since my last update. I was really busy and tired and meh... BUT DO NOT WORRY MY CHILD, It's update time!

Oh, and a special thank you to lucyglitter11, Rena Hibari Bonnefoy, XxmidnightssexynessxX, Serpens Capot, RosettaIvory and animation art2000-2013 for reviewing, favorite and follow, and yadda yadda

Oh, and that guest that asked me to put lemons on this, i will indeed, put lemons, but is too early for that.

Here I go:

It was a beatifull sunday morning, the birds were singing, the weather was great, not too hot not cold, and Rogue was pissed. He couldn't even understand why he was feeling this sudden irritation, he was about to kill someone. Was it because he could hear himself (Lucy) humming in the bathroom? It was this pang that he was feeling near his stomach? He was already pissed, the sudden knock in the door made him even more.

"Room service!" The lady on the other side of the door said while knocking again.

"We don't need anything." Rogue grumped from the bed, while scratching "his" head. The door knocked again

"Room service!" 'Annoying woman, annoying voice, annoying accent, annoying, annoying...' "We don't need anything." The "boy" say in a stern tone, louder this time, while rubbing "his" temple and breathing in and out.

"It's past eleven, i need to clean your room miss!" The woman kept knocking on the door, and that was it. Rogue stormed out of the bed, and open the door with quite violence, emitting a killer aura that made the maid froze. "FUCK YOU, I SAY WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING, GO AWAY, GO AWAY! DIIIIIEE!"

SLAAAAM!

Rogue felt a little relieve for screaming at her, he was laying his body on the door while breathing heavily, that sudden pain around his stomach came again, the boy wrapped "his" arms around the waist and crouched on the floor. 'God, what is this?!'

"Rogue... what's going on? Why were you screaming... and why are you in that position?" Lucy came out of the bathroom, drying "her" hair with a towell. The girl raised a brow and looked a little confused at her form.

"I don't even know, this...this pain! It won't stop, and everything is so irritating. Why the fuck am I getting aroused by looking at myself?!" It was a poor stated that the boy currently was, he stared at the floor with a scared expression, his hands tucked on the gold locks, while the girl on the other hand, was holding a laugh with all her strengh.

After doing some couting on her fingers, she finally got what he was saying. "Oh my... you are in... STOP ROLLING ON THE FLOOR! It won't help it." She shoutted rather annoyed.

He simply ignored her last comment, kept rolling on the floor, cursing silently under his breath. He had fought the strongest, he even killed his freaking dragon! But who would have thought that now, he was defeated by this painful stomach pain that was making his stomach felt like exploding.

"Well, you're having period cramps... i'm sorry... not sorry thought." She was trying hard not to laugh while walking towards him, lifting her own body with his strenght. 'It's like i'm lifting a feather', and litteraly throwed him towards the bed, earning a glare from the boy.

Lucy flinched a little and gave him a sheepshly smile "Sorry, not used to your strengh." With that, she walked towards the room door. "I'll be back in a minute, just... don't die please."

"Wh-where are you going?" He was clutching a pillow against "his" stomach, feeling his pride being smached by this stupid cramps, hell he couldn't even speak normally.

"I'm going to buy you some chocolate, ice cream and tampons. Maybe some pain killers? I don't know, i got used to that with time... Well, i'll be right back."

'Is this serious? God must be laughing right now. Is this punishment for teasing her?' "Awww fuck." He rolled on the bed and stuffed his face on the pillow. "Kill me, please."

Not too long after, Lucy returned to their room, with bags full of chocolates and ice cream, and tampons of course. She smiled when he lifted "his" head from under the pillows and stared at the "girl" "Took you some time." He would've glared at her if he could. This freaking pain was too strong, but at the sing of chocolate, he felt "his" lips twitching to a smile 'What the hell, i don't even like sweet things...' "Thanks, you're awesome." He said while sitting, sparks could be seen on those brown orbs, Lucy only smirked and handed the chocolate to him.

"Oh my God, seriously... chomp... i hate sweet things... but this is so good... Really Lucy, thank you." He kept on taking big bites of that chocolate bar, while the girl sat besides him, rubbing his back.

"Don't worry, it will all pass in a week or..." Lucy froze in her position with an awkward smile stuck in "her" lips.

"Dont. Touch. Me." Was the simple warning.

And after that, she took a safe distance, in a chair far, far away from the bed, he was glaring hard at her, she could feel her soul coming out of her body, 'Am I this scary on my periods?!'

Well, I was planning on keep up the storyline and yadda yadda, but this idea came in my mind, so I just had to write it, and I don't regret srsly. Did you enjoyed? PM/REVIEW if you have any doubts. I'll try update it more frequently.

But that'll only happen if i got plenty reviews, they made me happy, not lying. haha xD