I hope you guys are ready because there is more banter between those two. Oh and in case you haven't noticed, this story is told mostly in dialogue.

"Les extra-terrestres de une autre planete-"

"What am I going to do with you."

"Oh come on! You never let me have any fun."

"Give me my book back."

"But I'm using it to learn my native language."

"We've been over this. You're German."

"Alright maybe not MY native language, but the countries are so close it's practically the same place."

"Did you even know geography?"

"Sure. France is above Germany right?"

"I'm going to kill you."

"Well that escalated quickly. Don't say things you don't really mean."

"I'm serious this time."

"Okaaaay… I'm just going to go hide in my bunk. And by hide I mean sleep."

"Wait! We're supposed to- Oh never mind, he never listens to me anyway."

*Footsteps come nearer*

"Hehe, you were right. When he wants out of something, he's gone."

"Oh hey Be- Wait, if you're here. Who is piloting the ship!"

"Don't worry about it. My boyfriend is taking care of it."

"You just like saying the word boyfriend don't you."

"Yes. Yes I do. You should get one, you have no idea how much fun it is to say 'MY boyfriend'."

"You sound like he is your property or something."

"What about your arguing buddy in there? You two seem like you like each other."

"Ugh, as if! But if he keeps running off like that, we'll never get this recording finished."

"We have plenty of time. Don't worry about it. How far did you get?"

"We explained the government and economy beforehand. Some genetics, but not much."

"Wow you weren't kidding. Did you explain the warrior line or hair and eye color. Or did you even get there?"

"We got to the warrior lineage but not hair or eye color."

"Okay, I can help with that. You go check on Mr. Sleepypants in there, he sleeps way too much already. I mean, he sleeps almost as much as you."

"Alright, I'll be right back. And you should be happy I choose to ignore that comment."

"No rush. I'm sure you two could use some alone time anyway."

"After I kill him you're next!"

*Footsteps fade away*

"Okay back to genetics. The government has not only used genetic testing to find descendants of great warriors, but also to control what we look like. For example, girls, like me, have blonde hair and, I think they used to be referred to blue-grey, grey eyes. However, all the boys have brown hair and brown or grey eyes. It's not fair that they get an option for eye color, not that they can choose it themselves."

*In the distance*

"Get your lazy ass out of bed you sneaky good-for-nothing!"

"Uh-oh, looks like she lost her temper. I always wonder what those two do together. I'm not sure if they just argue or make out. Could be both though."

*There is a fhump sound and footsteps get louder*

"Why that little *mumble mumble* He is so dead. *mumble mumble* No matter what I swear-"

"Hey what happened, I heard a fhump."

"He threw a pillow. At my face."

"Ha! Don't take it too seriously, it's just his way of showing affection."

"I hate you."

"Don't lie. I'm your best friend. And that 'good-for-nothing.' Yeah as I recall, he is your best guy friend."

"How much did you say about genetics?"

"You are totally changing the subject."

"Just answer my question. We need to get this done."

"Is it always work with you? Finished talking about hair and eye color in general. But didn't get to the… 'mistakes', I thought you should do it, since… You know."

"I'm one of them."

"You know I don't like calling you that. I don't see how you of all people can be a mistake."

"I know, whatever. So yeah, some people end up different, like me. Instead of being a blonde haired, grey eyed beauty like I was supposed to be. I ended with dark brown hair like my twin brother, and black eyes, literally. I'm not the only one, but it's very rare for it to happen, and even rarer for them to make it where we did. Mr. Snooze in there is different too. A blonde boy with sapphire blue eyes."

"Your favorite color I might add."

"Shut up. Anyway, since we weren't supposed to look like that, the government assumed we were 'defective' and labeled us DNUs, meaning DO NOT USE, because they thought we were useless. Which is why almost none make it to space."

"Look out!"

*Fhump*

"That's it! I will suffocate you with your own pillow!"

*In the distance*

"Only if you can catch me first!"

*Two sets of footsteps fade into the distance*

"Okaaaay… While those two have a pillow fight, I'll just shut this off for now and go back to piloting the ship. I'm sure they'll come back soon."

Wait. Did you, did you think I was actually gonna tell you their names? Not yet, you will just have to be patient and find out later. Oh BTW, the French at the beginning translates roughly to "the aliens from another planet…" I am so sorry to you French people if I phrased that wrong or something, if so please (politely) correct me. I would love to hear from you.