A/N: Okay, so this is one of my weirder ideas. To read this chapter you need to know Pig Latin, or Igpay Atinlay. Here's a breif tutorial for those of you who don't know how: You take a woord, let's say, Bella. You take the first letter to the end, making Bella into Ellab. Then you simply add 'ay' to the end. Therefore transforming Bella into Ellabay. So, read carefully, and hopefully you won't have any problems.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
She Doesn't Speak Freak
"Appyhay Alloweenhay, Ellabay."
"Huh?"
"I said: Appyhay Alloweenhay, Ellabay." Emmett said again.
"Emmett, I don't speak gibberish." Bella replied.
"It's not ibberishgay," Emmett continued, knowing full well that Bella had no idea what he was talking about. "It's Igpay Atinlay."
"Igpay Atinlay?"
"Esyay."
"Alright…" Bella said as she side stepped Emmett, making her way up the stairs to Edward's room.
Unfortunately, the bear-like boy followed her.
"Omecay on Ellabay!" He whined as she walked down the hallway towards his brother's room where she frequented. "Can't you pendsay a ayday with the estray of us orfay once?"
"just so you know, Emmett, I have no idea what you just said." Bella replied as she opened the door to Edward's room.
He was lounging on the couch, waiting for her with open arms.
"He said," Edward began, after having eavesdropped on their entire conversation, "Come on, Bella! Can't you spend a day with the rest of us for once? He's speaking Pig Latin."
"Dwardeay!" Emmett cried, angry that he had explained to Bella that he was talking in Pig Latin.
"Ivegay it up," Edward said as he smirked at his burly brother. "Hesay doesn't peak say reakfay."