A/N: This chapter is dedicated to... Well, actually I forget who this is dedicated to because I made a mistake and put your review into my review folder instead of leaving it in my inbo. Sorry! If you recognize Ding Dong Ditch as your request, please review and I'll plug you in my next chapter. So sorry! Please read and review, it'd be super neat if I hit 300 reviews before Halloween hint hint!

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Only On Fright Night

Ding Dong!

"I'm coming!" An all to familiar voice called from inside the bright yellow house.

"Quick!" Rosalie instructed as she tossed a mask to Jasper. "Run!"

In a flash, they were on the other side of the road knocking on someone's door and saying trick-or-treat.

Back on the other side of the street, Mike Newton emerged out of the yellow house, looking absolutely ludicrous in a wizard's costume.

Realizing that there was no one on his doorstep, he looked up and down the street. Shrugging, he turned around and moved back into the house.

As soon as the door was shut, Rosalie and Jasper were back on the doorstep.

"Okay, you do it this time." She whispered as she jumped off of the doorstep and into some bushes by the walkway.

Raising his hand, Jasper swiftly pressed the doorbell before joining his sister in the undergrowth.

Ding Dong!

Seconds later, Mike was on the step again. Looking vaguely annoyed when he realized that once again there was no one at his door, he glared out into the night before stomping back inside.

In the bushes, Rosalie and Jasper were trying hard not to laugh.

"One last time?" Jasper suggested as he pointed towards the house.

"You know it." Rosalie smiled as she jumped out of the brush and ran up the steps.

Ding Dong!

She was about to flee the scene when Jasper came up beside her.

"Wait," He began, "Let him see us this time."

"What? I'm not sticking around so that moronic fig bar can se-"

"No! I mean when he's just about to the door, run away at human speed. Besides, he won't be able to identify us, we've got our masks!" Jasper claimed as he gestured to his skull mask and Rosalie's butterfly one.

Just as he finished his explanation, they could hear footsteps approaching and angry grumblings coming form the occupant.

Just as the lock clicked, Rosalie yelled "Now!", causing Jasper to grab her hand and run down the steps at a half-decent human speed.

"I swear, if there's no one out here some heads are going to roll…" Mike muttered as he flung open the door, just in time to see two cloaked figures reach the end of his walkway. One of them looked over their shoulder before taking off with the other one down the street, dodging trick-or-treats as they went.

"Hey!" Mike called as he brandished his plastic wand. "Stop! I know it was you! Come back and face me like a man!"

Being annoyed by the wizard's incessant screaming, a child dressed as a cowboy reached into his bag, took out a can of soda, shook it, and threw it at Mike. Unfortunately for him, it hit the ground right in front of him, causing the air-tight can to explode, sending grape soda everywhere.

"Hey! What in the hell…?" Mike cried as he got sprayed with the sticky liquid.

When all of the sugary substance was out, and Mike deemed that the cowboy was too far away to hit with a box of mini chocolate bars, Mike growled and headed back into his living room, retiring, sticky costume and all, onto the couch.

"Only on Fright Night…"