Disclaimer: No, Non and No I do not own DBZ.
Buahahahaw! YESH! As PROMISED. :DD Ohh yeah, I decided to make it 1st, and 3rd person. Why? Ionno, I'm wierd, bare with me pleease? I promise this one is longer.
"Bulma? Bulma Deary!" was all she heard as her eyes fluttered open.
"M-mom?!" she said in an alarmed voice.
It was Bunny. "Oh dear hunny! You slept on the floor again. And just look at all those bottles. My, my Bulma, you sure drank a lot last night!" she said and put a hand on her cheek.
Bulma looked around, she was right. Bottles layed scattered on the floor, the whole room was a mess. Her sheets were wrinkled and undone. Hell, nothing was in its proper place, including herself.
"Oh..," she said and managed to pull herself up,"I suppose I did.." her words trailed off.
"Do you want some tea and breakfast?" she offered her a plate full of delicious looking cookies, and a hot cup of tea.
Bulma looked away," I'm..sorry mom, I don't have an appetite..infact," she put a hand over her mouth," I feel..pretty sick...!" she got up and ran across the hall to the bathroom.
"It's a hungover," Bunny said and walked across the hall to see her daughter. "My My Bulma! Oh dear, should I fetch the medecine for your upset stomach?"
"More like.." she said between gags," a whole new stomach..mines pretty..messed up right now.."
With another 'oh my' Bunny walked back downstairs, seeing Vegeta on his way up.
"Seems Bulma is having a bad morning. Hello Vegeta," she said in her cheerful tone of voice as usual.
"Hello," he mumbled. He walked by the bathroom,"Humans. They have pathetic stomachs," he said.
After a dreadful half an hour, Bulma rose from her cramped position. She felt as if she'd thrown up what she ate three days ago. She sighed, and pulled herself up to the mirror. She looked awful! Her hair was in a knotty mess, her eyes seemed bloodshot, dark bags laid below her eyes..she looked away.
"All I need in a quick, cold shower!" she said and stepped into the tub without realizing she didn't have any extra clothes when she got out.
She led the cold water run down her tired body. This would surely wake her up. She turned off the knozzle, grabbed a towel and stepped out. She looked around, then realized how completely idiotic she was.
"Gah! Where's..." she said searching around," Damn me! I forgot the clothes.."
She stood there for a few seconds, then sighed," Well..I'll just run across the hall to my room! It isn't that far, and I doubt anyone is outside! Yes..that's it!" she said and opened the door.
She peeked outside, nobody was in sight. Running as fast as she could, she sprinted from the bathroom heading for her room. As soon as she touched the knob, and instant sigh of relief escaped from her mouth. That however soon changed when she realized the door was locked. Her eyes widened, "Whhhaaat?!"
She frantically tried to open it, it was all hopeless. Mother probably closed it or something she thought. Next best thing to do? Go to another room! Where to? All where either: Locked, empty, labs, or...Vegeta's. Haha! Noo way, she'd rather be there wet, naked and cold than to go to Vegeta's room. However desperate times called for desperate measures.
She ran downstairs.
"Mom!" she yelled nearly knocking the cup of tea off her mother's hand.
"Bulma?" she said," What are you doing?"
"Walking around the house half naked. WHAT DO YOU THINK!"she said irritated," Did you lock my room?!"
Her mom paused for a moment," Oh, I suppose I did. I thought that was the lab room," she put a hand on her cheek and smiled," Silly me. HeeHee."
"Grr..." Bulma's teeth cleanched together tightly," Give me the key."
"Oh..now where did I put that key?" she asked.
Bulma nearly wanted to choke or break someone..or something by this time. "Nevermind then, I'll just go to your room and grab something yours."
"That's across the building dear," she finally managed to say something smart.
"WHAT! Ughhh...forget it, I'll bust down that door myself if I have to," she said sluggishly. She grabbed a kitchen knife and walked back upstairs.
This is horrible, and yet so stupid. She held the knife between the handle and the lock of the door. She tried breaking the lock, but it was useless. After three minutes of futile trying, she lost her temper.
"Oh damn this to hell!" She yelled and started kicking the door," Open up you piece of shit!"
"What is all this infernal racket woman!" Vegeta said.
"GAH!!!" Bulma screamed," LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY!" she turned bright red.
Vegeta looked suprised, and raised an eyebrow." What is your problem woman!?"
"My problem is that you can't look at me right now!" she said screaming louder, "Look away will ya!"
"Whatever," he said and passed by her.
"Hey wait Vegeta," she said in a quiet voice.
He stopped, and without looking back he said,"What."
Bulma blushed a bit," Can you open this door for me please? I kinda needa get dressed..Please?"
She sounded so innocent, he humphed though. "What do I look like? The handyman?!"
"Oh c'mon give me a break! Its the least you can do after what I do for you!" she yelled back.
He growled and raised his hand to the door, Bulma shrieked," No No! No Blasting!!" She ran up to him and stood infront of him and her door. His hand was inches away from her breasts. He looked away and put his hand down. What an awkward moment this was for him. Vegeta walked passed her, clasped on tight to the knob and turned it, breaking it into two.
"There you go, now stop pestering me woman," he said pushed the door open with his index finger.
"Thankyou Vegeta! You're a lifesaver!" she said and was about to hug him when she stopped," Uh..yeah, I'll owe you a hug once I'm dressed," she winked.
Vegeta nearly blushed, but his pride redeemed making him look away. "Humph!" he said and began to walk away," Humans, can't seem to do anything right."
