A/N: So, since there are only 5 more days left until Halloween, I'm going to post one chapter everyday, giving this fic a total of 50 Halloween mini-ficlets. And Halloween night sometime, will be the big finale! This chapter is dedicated to Elphaba EmeraldSkin who wanted a haunted hayride, and I would like to dedicate the chapter Only On Firght Night to Irish Ninja Chick who replied to my call for the brains behind the ding dong ditch. Perhaps I could hit 300 or more reviews by Halloween? Read and reiew? Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.

Haunted Hayride

"Boo!"

"That was stupid."

"You bet it was."

"I mean, it had to be bad if Bella didn't even get scared."

"Hey!"

"Emmett, Bella's not that much of a scardy cat!"

"Alice!"

"What did I say?"

"Blah!"

"Why did we even come on this thing?" Rosalie groaned as she glared at the person dressed in the goblin suit as his shriveled form disappeared as the wagon drove by.

"Because we had nothing better to do." Jasper replied as he stared out at the surrounding forest.

"Yes, but couldn't we have found something even a little more worthy of our time than a haunted hayride?" She scoffed the name of the activity.

"Well, I didn't hear you coming up with any ideas." Alice stated as she glared a sign hanging on a tree that said 'Beware'.

"Aw, come on guys! If we just gave this half a chance, it could be fun!" Emmett exclaimed as he leaded over the edge of the horse-drawn wagon, looking into the darkness for the next fright.

"Perhaps if you all just shut your traps, you'd have a better time." The driver said. He was dressed in an older style tuxedo and a top hat, taking extra care with the horse reins he held gently in his hands.

"Hey! We're the ones paying you to be taken out tonight! Do not contradict any of us!" Alice cried out, clearly getting hysterical form the lack of scares.

"Alice, please don't scream at the driver." Edward said as he wrapped his arm around Bella's shoulders figuring he might as well get some pleasure out of this horrendous night before Halloween.

"Edward?" Bella began as she stared up at him, obviously just as bored as the rest of them.

"Yes, Bella?"

"Can we leave now? This isn't much fun…"

"We have to wait until the ride is over, Bella. Unless you want to jump overboard and take the forest route back, we're staying." Edward noted sarcastically.

"Actually, that's not a bad idea…" Emmett trailed off, his eyes brightening.

"Emmett, don't even think about-"

But Edward's sentiment was too late. In a flash, Emmett jumped up from the pile of hay he had been sitting on and catapulted himself over the side on the wagon, landing as gracefully as a cat.

"Cool! I'm in!" Alice squealed as she followed him only seconds after.

"Um, kids? Don't you remember the rules?" The driver said, not bothering to look behind him. "I asked you to please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times."

"Yeah yeah," Jasper spat as he got up as well. "Don't rock the boat-"

"And enjoy the ride!" Rosalie finished as she jumped off behind her blonde brother.

"Guys! Come back! I was only joking!" Edward called after his siblings as they booted off into the forest.

Smiling, Bella glanced up at her boyfriend.

"Look on the bright side," She said, causing him to turn his molten eyes onto hers. "Now we have the whole wagon to ourselves."

Edward grinned at her realization. "Ah, privacy at last." He sighed as he placed a tender kiss on her forehead, before looking back out to the impending gloom, waiting for the next cheap thrill.

The scares may be cheesy, and the driver may be mad, but as long as he spent the evening with her and her alone, he didn't really matter.