"Cock-a-doodle doo!" Screamed Cat as she sat jumped on top of her new roomate, Sam.
"UGHHHHHH! What do you want now you loco chick!?" Sam screamed very irritated.
"Its time for school silly, remember I told you that yesterday. Oh..Boy! Are we gonna have so much fun. You get to meet all my friends at Hollywood Arts! EEEPPP! Im am so excited!"
"Geez! Cat I get it you are excited but cant school start at noon im too tired I just wanna sleep all day! Why you so perky in the morning anyway are you on crack or something!"
"No way Hosea!"
"Eww! Who says no way hosea anymore that is so 2007!"
'Whatever Sam, just get ready school starts in an hour and today's your first official day!"
"UGHH! Fine but as long as we get a bucket of fried chicken on the way I am starving I could eat you!"
"OMG you are so racist!?"
"What?! HOW am I racist I just said I could eat you an you are white that makes no sense!"
"Well my names Cat and if you ate me you would be eating a Cat! Isn't that a stereotype for Asians! I cant believe you would say that!"
"Literally shut up that was dumbest thing you have ever said t o me and I really do not appreciate all this talking in the morning!", Sam screamed!
" Ok fine you don't have to be so rude!" She said as leaving the room, "and get up we are leaving in an fifty-five minutes."
OMG this redhead is getting on my nerves or maybe I am just being irritable because the pregnancy hormones, either way I guess I kind feel bad!
Sam gets dressed in her usually punk-rock style with a little bit of pop-culture added in here and there. Sam even though she acts like she doesn't care about anyone or anything but the truth is she does that's why she acts like she doesn't at all that makes here seem cooler. But right now how could you even seem cool as the pregnant teenager who was too drunk to even wear a fucking condom.
"Sam! Sam! Its time to go! Come on we will be late for your first day of school!"
"Geez! Cat, lighten up!"
"I can't! I am never late to school like ever!"
"Breath girl just breath! Im here lets go!"
"Yay!"
"Hey guys! This is my friend Sam!"says a very eager Cat
"Hey guys!"Sam says very enthusiastically!
"Hey I am Robbie!" Robbie extends a hand out very awkwardly in an attempt to be very friendly but ends up failing like a little goof.
"Oh.. Hi…" Sam says awkwardly extending her out very unsure about it.
"Yo..I am Andre" He says very smoothly and friendly.
"Hey Andre hows it hanging." says Sam.
"Good actually!" Andre replies.
"Hey I'm Beck and this is my girlfriend, Jade."Beck says very nicely.
"Hey Beck. Hey Jade."
"Whatever" says a very snooty Jade.
"Hey, I'm Tori! So Sam whats your schedule? Do you have Sikowitz? The bell rings and all the kids start to scramble in the hallway except the gang.
"Actually I have his class now!" Sam responds.
"Really, so do all of us!"Tori says excitedly
"Great.." says Sam very morbid.
"Be nice Sam" Cat chastises Sam! They all gather together and walk to class talking and being very cliché teenagers.
The whole gang walks in and small chats and chatters a bit. Sikowitz walks in gets a little frustrated and tries to get the class to pay attention but it doest work so he pulls out am air horn and well you know what happens after he does that.
* air horn blows really loud*
"SIKOWITZ!" Tori says in a very annoying,raspy voice of hers.
"What you guys weren't paying attention and I am important! Well never mind that class today we have a new student all the way from Seattle and she is the co-star of the hit web show of iCarly and she is pregnant so accept her or I will find you and kill you. Well never mind that here she is Sam Pucket!"
*summons for Sam to come up*
"Now Sam I would like you to come up here and perform a soliloquy of your life." says Sikowitz.
"Ok….. Sure whatever."
"Hi my name is Sam Puckett, I am 17 years old and I am with child. I know you guys probably think I am some teen screw up who didn't know how to keep it in here pants and I guess you could say I was but I really loved the guy I was with and I don't know what I am going ot do without him but he wanted different things and I was not gonna hold him back from all his dreams. You probably don't care about my life at all or who the father is but he means the world to me and you probably know him as the very nerdy, attractive tech producer of iCarly, Freddie Benson, the love of my life." the first time she ever sighs in her life!
What she doesn't know is Freddie is right behind her and he taps her on the back.