A/N: Hey, I'm back with chapter two and so happy because of the reviews I got! I also want to thank DeadlyDarkAngel, candybluesful, Arcikii, and the a guest for giving me some awesome pen/ usernames for the Akatsuki.

Disclaimer: I do not nor will I ever own the wonderful Naruto and its many sexy characters.

Beep, beep, beep!

'I need a less obnoxious alarm.'

Shh, I'm trying to sleep.

'And a less obnoxious inner.'

Inner was now snorring while hugging a pillow. 'That selfish bitch.'

Trudging towards the bathroom, Aunt Tsunade stopped me.

"What are you doing Sakura?"

"Getting ready for school?" I don't see what my aunt seems to be getting at.

"It's Saturday, Sakura."

'Fuck.' I inwardly glared daggers at the sleeping little bitch who didn't remind me, then sighed turning around and heading back to my room.

"Are you feeling better!" Tsunade yelled back as I entered my room.

"Fine."

You forgot something else.

'When did you wake up!'

...um...I'm you and seriously aren't you forgetting something.

'It doesn't matter if you're me, you were sound aslee... THE BLOG!

There you go.

Picking up my laptop I logged in to find the comments went up from yesterday afternoon. They were now at 7.

'Woot Woot!'

You haven't read them yet, they could be bad.

'Don't say that.' I made a depressed face at inner then prepared for the moment of truth. Crossing my fingers I clicked on those beautiful words, 7 unread comments.

Scrolling down to the first comment I started to read.

JashinsBITCH: What the hell is this? Bitch I don't want to hear about your emotions and shit, I thought this was supposed to be about a damn slut!

'What. This isn't possible.'

Well you haven't read the rest, it could get better.

I'm seconds away from tears now, but I continued to read with some hope.

Origami'sMistress: Please forgive the earlier comment, Hidan doesn't always think before talking. I'm sorry about what happened to you and wish you the best.

See they aren't all bad.

'You're right one bad guy isn't going to stop my blog.'

I continued further down the page.

JashinsBITCH: I think before I talk, it isn't my fault some stupid bitch thinks that calling her fucking drama a blog by the school slut is smart, when it's really misleading people who want to see a real slut.

'Okay maybe one bad guy can ruin my blog.' I'm once again depressed but Inner seems to be thinking about something.

He... might actually be helping.

'He's completely bashing us! How is that helping!'

Because he was looking for a blog about a slut, since he's complaining so much that must me he doesn't see you as a slut, right?

'That might possibly be the most brilliant thing you've ever said.'

Whatever... lets keep reading we might be able to use some of this.

DarkKnight: Ignore Hidan, or "JashinsBITCH" he's always like that.

'Hidan? That's right, that's what the other comment said to. They must all be friends, but "always like that"? I don't understand how anyone could be friends with a jerk like that.'

Maybe he's hot.

'I don't care if he's freaking Taylor Lautner! He's a jerk and I don't like it.'

You'll regret saying that if he turns out to be Taylor Lautner.

'He's not Taylor Lautner!'

I want him to be.

'Let's just read the next comment.'

JashinsBITCH: Damn it Itachi get out of here!

'Itachi! Isn't that Sasuke's brother's name."

Isn't he part of a gang? What's it called? The 'I got skis' or 'a cats keys'... maybe...it's.. I don't know something weird.

'The Akatsuki.'

That's the one.

'We have gang members on our blog.'

I wonder if they'll let us join?

'Gang members?'

What else do they say?

'I don't know, I'll check.'

Origami'sMistress: I'm really sorry on Hidan's behalf he doesn't have much self restraint or common curtisy. Please forgive us for spamming your blog with these comments, I'm now stopping Hidan from wasting your time.

'That's the first six, meaning this is what was there last time I checked.'

Okay, so lets check the other one.

$MoneyLover$: Hidan's paying me to say he isn't sorry that your blog is a lie.

I think you started an online chat room for gang members.

'For once we agree on something.'

Are you going to leave a new post?

'I don't even know if they'll check it.'

That's what you're worried about?

'What should I say?'

Ask if any of them are Taylor Lautner.

'Will you stop it with Taylor Lautner already.

Never.

'I'll ask them if they're the Akatsuki.'

What if they say they are?

'Then I make sure not to tell them much personal information.'(A/N: You probably shouldn't tell anyone you don't know private info...:D)

Pinky: Are you guys part of the Akatsuki?

Now we wait.

'We don't even know if they'll respond.'

Click refresh.

'They aren't going to respond that quick, let alone respond at all."

Click It.

'No'

Click IT!

I clicked it, and to my surprise inner was right they responded right away.

JashinsBITCH: Of course we are stupid bitch.

I think we made a new friend.

'What gave you that idea?'

That one girl said she was stopping him from posting but he's still commenting on the blog. (A/N: I'm having them assume that Konan, aka: Oragami'sMistress is a girl based on the pen name.)

'He probably follows the blog to make sure no one starts bashing him.'

Ask him about it then.

Pinky: How did you respond so quickly? Are you following my blog?

After a couple of minutes of waiting and refreshing the page there was still no reply.

I think you hurt his feelings.

'I don't think he has feelings.'

That's not a nice thing to say about Taylor Lautner.

'He's not Taylor Lautner.'

Ask him for a picture.

'What! Why?'

So that we can be sure he is not Taylor Lautner.

'Maybe there's a less embarassing way of finding out.'

Stalk his profile?

'Yeah.'

I clicked on his pen name and it took me to his profile where you could clearly see his profile picture.

What the hell is that.

Inner and I were staring at a necklace with a circle pendent which had a triangle inside it.

'A backwards symbol for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows?' ...I don't think so.

'Should I ask?'

Couldn't hurt.

I went back to the blog and asked.

Pinky: What's with your profile pic?

'There, now he should reply if he really is following the blog.'

Refresh! Refresh!

'I just posted!'

...Please, I like Taylor Lautner...

'He isn't Taylor Lautner!

You still don't know that.

'Fine.'

JashinsBITCH: So your interested in Jashinism?

'Jashinism? I"ve never heard of a religion called Jashinism.'

It explains his username.

Pinky: Jashinism?

A couple of seconds later he replied.

JashinsBITCH: It the best religion ever. Are you thinking about converting?

'He just started being nice, I don't want to burst his bubble.'

You were just going on about how much of a jerk he was.

'Which is why I want him to keep being nice.'

So you agree, he is Taylor Lautner.

I ignored inner and her Taylor Lautner obsession, to send my reply.

Pinky: Sorry, but I don't think so.

After a while of talking:

JashinsBITCH: We don't need bitches like you anyway.

Pinky: Doesn't that contradict your username?

JashinsBITCH: No.

Pinky: Yeah, it does.

Pinky: Are you really part of the Akatsuki.

JashinsBITCH: No it doesn't and of course I fucking am!

Pinky: That's cool I guess.

You just called them cool.

'Well I can't just say they beat and kill, now can I.'

JashinsBITCH: Cool? What the fuck is wrong with you. Everyone is annoying as fuck in the Akatsuki.

Pinky: Why are you still talking to me?

He isn't going to answer that.

Oh, he answered it.

JashinsBITCH: Can you not read Everyone. Is. Annoying. As. Fuck.

I giggled at this comment, I don't know why I just felt happy, in a weird messed up way I think I made a friend. Then someone else posted something.

Sharkie: Are you seriously still on here? I thought Konan told you to stop?

Who's he?

'How am I supposed to know?'

Konan must be that girl.

'Yeah, probably, but man do they need to stop saying their names on a public blog.'

JashinsBITCH: At least this bitch isn't annoying as fuck.

'Was that a compliment?'

Probably.

'Ahh, how sweet.'

Sharkie: Whatever, I can't wait to tell everyone about this.

JashinsBITCH: You do and I'll cut you up and make you into sushi.

Pinky: Hey! Fish are friends not food.

Sharkie: Fish?

Pinky: You know, cuz of your username.

Kisame was laughing at the mysterious girl who Hidan for some unknown reason was talking to, and who was funny as hell. Hidan, however, was yelling and screaming at the shark-like man for threatening to tell everyone about his conversation with, "That bitch". After going on a rampage you could tell everyone had had enough and in there own words they all thought, "Hidan, you dramatic bitch."

'Its been ten minutes already I guess they're gone.'

I'm hungry.

'Yeah, its been an hour and a half since I woke up and I still haven't eaten.'

Empty doesn't begin to describe our fridge, or at least it doesn't right now. I kind of used all the sandwhich items and condiments (I don't really want a sandwhich for breakfast anyway.) The rest was just random things that don't sound so good right now.

'So, where should we go?'

Jack in the box.

'Deal.'

Aunt Tsunade's car was gone, meaning she probably left for work. She's a doctor so she makes a good chunk of money, because of this and my parents death she kind of spoiles me. I got into my car, it was a black Corvette Z06 (A/N: My dream car.) The car had a custom decal on the driver's side handle. (A/N: I have a picture on my profile.) You'd think she'd buy a house when she has the money to, but she keeps this apartment instead.

When I got to the Jack in the box I ordered two Breakfast burritos then parked while I ate them.

As I was mauling my food (I was very hungry) I saw something that surprized me enough to drop my burrito, and that is something you don't ever want to see.

What had surprized me were the three people walking out of Jack in the box. Ino, Naruto, and Hinata, my former closest friends. There was no doubt in my mind they'd spot me and my car if I didn't get out of here, and I did not want to talk to them. So I started up the car and tried to drive away, it didn't quite work out the way I wanted it to. I almost ran them all over, and they looked right at me.

'Damn do I miss my burrito right now.' Driving away I didn't want to head home already when it was only 10:00 and a Saturday, so I decided to road trip to the next city over while eating my second burrito (Thank goodness I bought a second one.) Then inner said something that surprized me again (This time I clouched the burrito tightly, I ain't dropping another one.)

Don't the Akatsuki live in this town.

'Fuck.'

That's what I thought, just making sure.

'It isn't we're going to see them, this city is big, and they don't even know what I look like.'

Inner was quiet and I pulled into the city's mall. Wandering around I went into the lego store.

You're kidding right.

'Shh, I'm looking at legos, do not interrupt me.'

The only people in here are little kids and there parents.

'And the cashiers and me and YOU.'

You are never going to find Taylor Lautner this way.

"Please! Tobi is a good boy! Please! Deidara senpai! I wanna go in the Lego store!" What I thought was a child at first, turned out to be a teenager about my age wearing, oh yes, an eyepatch. (A/N: Sorry but I had trouble trying to write Tobi with a mask and I won't spoil it for anyone who doesn't know but I'm keeping Tobi child-like.)

That is why you don't go to the lego store, especially since now you'll be associated with someone like him.

'No I won't, I don't even need know him.'

"Please!"

"No, go by yourself if you want to go so bad, un." (A/N: I thought about a little kid having to go to the bathroom when I wrote this. :D)

"Deidara senpai is mean."

"Just go by your damn self, un!" I now saw another guy about my age, which if it wasn't for his voice and his clothes could pass for a girl. Especially because of his hair, it was long golden blonde (longer than mine) and up in a ponytail while his bangs covered the left side of his face (his left, not mine.)

The child-like one moped as he walked slowly into the Lego store, I went back to looking at Legos. Then I felt a hand grab my sleeve to get my attention, I looked to my right to see the same guy with an eyepatch.

"Tobi's name is Tobi, whats yours"

You have got to be kidding me.

"My name is Sakura and it's nice to meet you Tobi."

"Tobi thinks Sakura is pretty."

'HE'S SO CUTE!"

"Deidara senpai left, will Sakura go to stores with Tobi."

It could be a trap, you don't know him, don't do it.

"Of course I will Tobi."

I can't believe you agreed.

'Be reasonable he's a sweet heart and he called us pretty.'

He speaks in third person.

'That doesn't mean anything, so be quiet!'

"Sakura is Tobi's best friend!" Tobi then started to run around and smile like maniac.

'How can you not think that is adorable.'

I never said I didn't I just said I don't trust him.

'Whatever, I have a best friend to hang out with.'

You're kidding, right?

Me and Tobi went to all kinds of different stores including a pet shop, a toy shop, and a candy store.

"Tobi wants Sakura to meet the others."

'Others?'

I told you it was a trap!

Tobi then led the way to the food court where I got the biggest surprize today.

A group of 9 people sat with about four small tables pushed together, one of the people I recognised.

'Itachi! Then that must be the Akatsuki.'

It's alright remember they don't know what we look like.

Inner spoke a little to soon because Tobi grabbed my arm and pulled me directly towards them.

'There is no way Tobi is part of the Akatsuki.'

Tobi then stopped right in front of them, still holding onto my arm.

"Look! Tobi made a new friend! Tobi and Sakura are best friends!"

Everyone stopped and looked at the strange pink haired girl who managed to be friends with Tobi.

"Uh..hi." I said and gave a small wave, scared out of my wits.

Hey, look!

'That necklace?...Hidan?'

He may not be Taylor Lautner but man does he give Sasuke a run for his money. I told you he was hot.

'You also called him Taylor Lautner.'

So. I can dream can't I. Speaking of which they're all kind of hot aren't they.

'What! That ones blue!'

I like blue.

I finally spoke up, I mean if I made friends with them online why not make friends here, right?

"Um, hey I think I've met some of you."

"How so?" A cold stern voice came from my left where a man with red hair sat, not a deep red like the guy on my far right but an orange-red. He also looked like a voodoo doll he had so many piercings my face started to go numb thinking about it. Yet he held power over the group, and even with the piercings man was he hot.

He has no soul! He's a ginger with no soul!

Inner seemed right for once, he didn't let any emotion on his face, it was scary but enchanting.

"Well, I kind of met some of you on a blog I started."

Hidan stood up and yelled,

"Your that Fucking Bitch!"

I went wide eyed.

feisty, me likey.

'I don't think that's a good thing.'

"Uh.. I guess."

A bellowing laugh then erupted as if it came from the deepest darkest pits of...

IT'S SHARKIE!

'Blue dude is sharkie?

Of course 'cause he looks like a shark, get it?

"Why are you laughing?"

"Because you're the clever one that came up with fish are friends not food then." He smiled with a big toothy shark-like grin.

"I never thought you'd actually look like a shark." He chuckled some more at my comment, then a blue haired girl (the only girl) with a oragimi flower tucked in her hair spoke up.

"Sorry that they wouldn't stop bothering you."

That must be Konan.

"It's alright." I then gave a small smile to her.

"Are you fucking stalking me." Yeah, Hidan took the conversion in his own direction.

"No, why would I stalk you, let alone find you. I met Tobi in the Lego store and hung out with him for a while."

"Tobi told you, Sakura is Tobi's best friend."

'Ahhh.'

"Admit it, you fucking stalked me."

"No, I almost ran over some former friends at Jack in the box so I came here to get away."

Everyone got silent.

You forgot to add the part where you dropped a burrito.

'Either they think I'm a lunatic or they respect me, I can't tell.'

"Um..I should go."

Someone grabbed my sleeve as I was walking turning away.

Sharkie likes us.

'What?'

I saw what inner ment, blue dude had grabbed our arm. I heard him start to chuckle and I was scared straight.

"Ah but we were just getting to know ya."

He's my new favorite.

"Rape!"

Um, sweety.

'Huh?'

That one wasn't in your head.

'Oh, shit.'

All hell froze over. Everyone was dead silent.

Loud obnoxious laughs filled the air. Hidan, sharkie, and the blonde guy (who is not a girl) were laughing their asses off.

I even saw some smirks from the others.

I sat and made jokes with them a while and got introduced to all of them. I found out Sharkies real name was Kisame, the pierced guy is their leader and his name is Pein. The blondes name was Deidara, and the red-head next to him was Sasori. The man next to Hidan is Kakuzu, and he had some creepy looking eyes. In between him and Pein was Zetsu. Zetsu looked like a green oreo (A/N: hehe you'll see why I did this later in the story, and I got the name greenoreo from Arcikii, thanks.) Then there was Tobi, Konan, and Itachi.

After introductions and joking we all left I headed over to my car.

"That's your car,un?"

"Yeah, my aunt sort of spoils me."

Hidan and Deidara went running over and, petted my car.

They're petting it.

'Yeah.'

"What the Fuck!" Hidan was now staring into the driver's window.

"What?"

"Why, is there a half eaten burrito on the floor?"

...um...

'Fuck.'

(A/N: Hey so I'd thought I'd have Sakura meet the Akatsuki in person that way it's kind of easier for them to talk on the blog if you get what I'm saying. Also remember I take pairing request, there is actually a poll on account, so go now.

Man, Now I want a breakfast burrito.