A/N: Hey it's me again! I really love reviews, even flames. I love criticism and any kind of review. However, I had a terrible day today. So I logged in to fanfiction... yada yada yada and read my comments and love every single one of them (Hugs everyone for being down right awesome.) Like I said though I had a terrible day and this one comment, I don't even know the exact reason why, but this comment made me happy again. I won't say which one 'cause I do love them all I decided to make another chapter for you guys tomorrow! So here is chapter 3.

Gosh, that is rank!
'And whose fault is that?'
Yours!
'Oh, right.'
I can't believe you forgot to clean up the burrito.
'I can't believe it smells this bad'
True that.
Driving home was a nightmare, even though I threw out the burrito, it still smelt terrible.
'Remind me to get a car freshener.'
Who do I look like to you, a secretary?
'No, you look like me.'
And don't forget it.
Sighing I pulled into the driveway and headed inside. It was fifteen minutes to five so I made a salad for dinner.
How boring.
'Who cares.'
I sat and watched some TV, I am Legend had just begun. (A/N: I was really watching this at five on Saturday... Who doesn't love I am Legend?)
Finishing my dinner I cleaned up and grabbed my laptop when I saw a letter sticking out from under some papers and homework (eww.) Picking it up I now remembered Hinata and what the letter said, remembering what had happened I felt defeated.
'How am I supposed to talk to someone about my life when the Akatsuki have infiltrated my blog?'
Why not just talk to them about it.
'Please like a feared gang is going to help me with my social drama.'
So? They were nice and I'm pretty sure they liked us.
'Liking someone and being there for them aren't the same.'
But they can be.
Sighing, because I knew inner had won the argument I sat still looking off into my empty black laptop screen. All I wanted to do was beary myself, finally bringing myself back to reality I turned on the computer and logged on to my blog. As much as I hated the Akatsuki stalking my blog I also enjoyed them, if that makes any sense at all. There were no new comments which I pretty much expected, so I began writing a new post about Hinata's note. Saying this:
Hey, everyone. So after the events at school one of my "friends" gave me a note saying this:

Dear Sakura,

I'm sorry for what we did at school today and all the rumors about you, Naruto and everyone else at our table too. We didn't want to exclude you but Ino convinced us that if we didn't go along with it we'd be just as hated and made fun of.

Sincerely,
Hinata.

I don't know what to think. What should I do? Help.
I then clicked post and hoped someone would help. Anyone, for that matter.
Not anyone, someone with good advice.
'Okay fine, someone with good advice.'
After a couple minutes my new "friend" commented.
JashinsBITCH: Why the fuck are you still posting your fucking drama on here.
'Told you they wouldn't help.'
Tell him the truth.
'Hell, no!'
You never know what he'll do until you try.
I sighed and sent my reply.
Pinky: Because I have no one else to talk to.
After about six more minutes there was a reply, but it wasn't from Hidan.
OragamisMistress: Hidan, told me I should talk to you, so what's wrong?
(A/N: Sorry, but I really have trouble writing Konan.)
'I feel bad now.'
Why?
'She's only talking to us because of Hidan, that makes us a bit of a burden.'
So, that means they care enough talk to us.
'A gang cares about us.'
Think about it this way, in half a year you'll graduate and be able to go to college with them and maybe even join the Akatsuki.
'That's supposed to be a good thing?'
Well right now they're your only friends and that's the least horrible idea I have.
Inner had a point, I have no friends but a gang that I just met, and one messed up life, where that gang is the only good thing happening to me. Other than aunt Tsunade I really had no friends anymore, and aunt Tsunade wasn't that easy to talk to, she'd listen but wouldn't always give the best advice.
I sent my reply to Konan, still feeling bad for laying my drama problems on her.
Pinky: Sorry to waste your time I just have no one to talk to about my life and all my friends are ignoring me, except I got this letter and I don't know what to do.'
Way to sound whiny and annoying.
'Well, I'm sorry but my life is in shambles and I don't need some annoying ass inner criticising me!'
Inner went silent. I couldn't blame her, I really snapped at her. Unfornately the silence didn't last long.
Damn, you need to do that more often! You know how cool it would've been if you snapped at Karin like that, or even Ino and everyone else!
'You're starting to sound like Hidan.'
If you never met Hidan you wouldn't have even responded to that comment. You would've just admitted defeat.
That cocky bitch (Inner), ignoring her I clicked refresh and checked Konan's reply.
OragamisMistress: I'm really sorry for you Sakura, but I think the best advice anyone can give is to prove everyone wrong.
'As obvious as the advice sounds, it was probably the best solution.'
But how?
'"How", what?'
How do you prove them wrong?
'...um'
Pinky: How do I prove them wrong?
OragamisMistress: Well, how'd you become popular in the first place?
'How did we?'
We were really smart, show offish, and made everyone laugh.
'So I just have to make people laugh! Great I'll plan it all out tomorrow while aunt Tsunade's at work!'
Pinky: You gave me the best idea! Thank you so much, I really apreciate your advice!
OragimisMistress: No problem. :)
'Oh my great goodness! I can't believe it is going to be that simple! I'm so stupid!'
You aren't even sure if it will work.
'I've had enough of your smart ass attitude.'
I'm you!
'Fuck off.'
A/N: Once again I got a list of shit to say, so it goes:
1: This chapter was short but the next one will be at least 3,000 words and I'm posting it tomorrow because I love you guys.
2: Sorry if Sakura and inner were a bit more bickery than usual but like I said I'm in a bad mood. (I also made Sakura more whiny than I wanted.)
3: I HAVE A POLL ON MY ACCOUNT SO PLEASE CHOOSE A PAIRING!
4: Everyone has an inner, if you didn't you'd be reading this out loud, or for that matter you wouldn't be able to read at all.
5: If your still reading this read and review!
and thank you.
from your author who get made fun of for being slightly schizophrenic,
-awesomepigman.